哈哈大校（2013）

It's going to be awkward for you tonight, isn't it, Trevor?
今晚对你来说有点尴尬吧 特雷弗
What? Hope it goes all right with Ryan's dad.
什么 希望你跟莱恩的爸爸相处愉快
You've only got yourself to blame.
你也只能怪你自己了
Not you as well! Sorry, just to say,
别你也知道了啊 抱歉 就说一下
the photocopier's up and running,
影印机已经可以正常使用了
and good luck with Ryan's dad.
祝你跟莱恩的爸爸谈得顺利
Who told him?
谁告诉他的
If I can have a bit of quiet, please?
能请大家稍微安静下吗
I can still hear people chattering about Mr Gunn's love child.
我还是能听到有人在议论格恩老师的私生子一事
Let us not forget,
我们可别忘了
tonight is an important showcase for the school,
今晚是展现学校形象的重要机会
so let's all work together and give it 100%.
我们大家要齐心协力 拿出百分百的劲头
I wish I could stay, but it's nearly time for Bake Off.
我也希望我能留下 但《烘焙大赛》就要开播了
He's got quite a sense of humour, your lad,
你家孩子挺有幽默感的
always making up funny names for me
总会给我取一些搞笑的外号♥
the Nerd, Mr Moobs, bellend.
"书呆子 男胸先生 小鸡♥巴♥头"
Can you please ask him to stop? It's actually very hurtful.
你们能让他别叫了吗 挺伤人的
Kelly needs to work on her pronunciation.
凯莉得好好纠正一下她的发音
Sorry, I'm up here, not down here.
不好意思 我的人在这里 不是在这里
Please stop looking at these.
别再盯着我的咪♥咪♥看了
The service here is very slow,
这里的服务真是太慢了
they haven't even brought us a menu!
到现在都没人拿菜单过来
If Tom really wants to make it in the music biz,
如果汤姆真的想在音乐界闯出名堂
he's got to change his attitude.
他必须好好改改他的态度
He really needs to start bunking off lessons.
他真得开始学着逃课了
When it comes to A levels, I don't think he should take chemistry
要想获得A级分 我觉得他不该选化学
or any other subject he can't spell the name of.
或其他任何他无法拼出学科名的课程
Alesha should not drop drama,
艾丽莎不该放弃戏剧
drama is a hugely important subject,
戏剧是极其重要的一个学科
plus you can get a C for just turning up.
并且 你只要露个脸就能得到C
Not that she'd need that...at all.
当然她也不需要那个分就是了
Regardez le visage!
"瞧吾脸
Ne parlez hooters!
放过吾胸"
You'd think they'd at least bring us some breadsticks.
我还以为他们至少会送些面包条过来的呢
I'm going to...
我打算...
I didn't cast Connor in the production
我没有选择康纳
because I've always seen Hamlet as a little Chinese girl.
是因为在我眼中 哈姆雷特该由中国小女孩来演
Is anyone having a starter?
有谁想吃开胃菜吗
Or are we all going straight to the main course?
还是说我们直接点主菜呢
So, um, you must be, er...
所以 你一定是...
Ryan's, um...
莱恩的...
Dad.
爸爸
Course you are, mate.
当然了 老兄
So, how's he getting on? Brilliant.
他在学校怎么样 好极了
So proud of him. Really?
我很为他骄傲 是吗
He's always struggled with sports.
他体育一直不好呢
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, the kid's world-class.
不不不不 那孩子可是世界冠军级别的
I mean, I'd bet money on him...
我敢把赌注押在他身上
captaining England one day.
总有一天会代表英国的
Well, it's great you believe in him so much.
很高兴你这么看好他
Ryan is always talking about Mr Gunn, isn't he?
莱恩总是提到格恩老师呢 是吧
Yeah, you're his favourite.
是啊 你是他最爱的老师呢
Am I?
是吗
What does he say about me?
他是怎么评价我的
Just that you've been really looking out for him,
就是说你一直很照顾他
so cheers for that.
谢谢你了啊
Yeah, and thank you for, um...
好吧 也谢谢你
for all you've done too.
谢谢你全部的付出
Yeah...um, is there anything Ryan can do better?
好吧 莱恩有哪方面需要改进一下吗
No.
没有
He's perfect.
他已经很完美了
OK, well, we'd better go and see that tarty French teacher now.
好吧 我们去见见那个荡♥妇♥法语老师吧
No, stop!
别 等等
I can't live this lie any longer.
我已经无法再承受这个谎言了
There's something I've got to tell you.
有些事我必须告诉你
What? Oh, Trevor, don't do this.
什么啊 特雷弗 别这么做
I have to, babes. It's...it's eating me up inside.
我必须做 宝贝儿 我的内心正被吞噬着
I'm Ryan's...
我是莱恩的...
real...
真正的...
Turn it off, turn it off!
快关了 快关了
Mr Barber, you know you're not meant to be here.
巴伯先生 你知道你不该来这里的
Just dealing with a rogue leaf.
我就是想清扫一下乱飞的树叶
Evening, everybody.
晚安 各位
Nice to see so many friendly faces again.
很高兴又见到这么多友好的面孔
I don't know if you all know, but...
我不知道你们是否清楚这事
I went through a very dark patch...
我经历了一段非常黑暗的时期
bit of a breakdown, a biggie.
有点崩溃了 大崩溃
Not able to teach any more.
再也不能教书了
Just...
只能
dealing with leaves...leaves these days.
现在只能扫扫落叶了
All right, Gareth.
好了 加瑞斯
Let's get you back to your shed.
我送你回你的小屋子里去吧
What was it you were going to say?
你刚刚想说什么来着
You know, I'm Ryan's...real...
就是 我是莱恩 真正的
..PE teacher.
体育老师
And his dad. What?
也是他亲爹 什么
Why would anyone think you're Ryan's dad?
怎么会有人觉得你是莱恩的父亲呢
Because of, you know, what you and me done...
因为 你和我做过的...
13 years ago.
13年前做的事
What we did that night can't make you pregnant.
我们那晚做的事 不可能搞怀孕的啊
Yeah, I knew that.
是啊 我知道的
You told me you'd been with some wrong 'uns before me,
你跟我说你以前跟渣男在一起过
but seriously?
但也不能渣成这样吧
This geezer's off the scale!
这位仁兄简直是渣到爆表
Look, no, hang on, he can't be Ryan's real dad.
不 等下 他也不可能是莱恩的生父啊
He's not, Ryan's adopted.
他不是 莱恩是被领养的
Sorry, can I get a bit of quiet, please?
抱歉 能请大家稍微安静下吗
Something very important's happened, I've just this moment heard,
刚刚发生了一件大事 我刚刚得到消息
Jillian's custard tarts were too soggy.
吉利安做的软冻蛋挞太湿润了
She's out of the Bake Off.
她被《烘焙大赛》淘汰了
Sir?
老师
All right?
怎么了
What do you want? I'm on my break.
你想怎样 我在休息呢
I just wanted to give you this.
我想给你这个
"Mr Gunn...
"格恩老师
"Thanks for being the best PE teacher in the world.
谢谢你是全世界最好的体育老师
"Love, Ryan.
爱你的 莱恩
"Ps...
另附...
Ofsted?
教育局
I hear we've got a visit coming from those Ofsted bastards.
我听说教育局那些混♥蛋♥要来视察了
Great teachers have nothing to fear from an inspection.
伟大的老师对于视察是毫无畏惧的
True, so I suggest you take the day off sick.
没错 所以我建议你请一天病假吧
What do we normally do?
我们通常会做什么
Wash your car. All go down the chippy?
帮你洗车 一起去薯条店吗
I'm not a bad teacher.
我不是个坏老师
Oh, no, no, no, you're an abominable one.
不不不 你是个极其糟糕的老师
Who are you calling amobidable?
你说谁极其糟糕呢
Why didn't I hear any numbers, miss?
我怎么没听到数字啊 老师
Well, they were all in French. You should've said.
因为我是用法语说的 你该先说一声的啊
This is a disaster.
真是个大灾难
If Ms Steele finds the drugs, we're finished.
如果斯蒂尔女士发现了那些药 我们都完了
I would like to make a donation to Ofsted.
我想捐赠一笔资金给教育局
Do you think you can corrupt me with money? No.
你觉得你可以用钱收买♥♥我吗 不是
That's a career ender. Well, don't say that.
你的事业算是完了 别这么说啊
Headmistress, she hasn't seen me.
校长 她没看到我
She's seen me.
她看到我了