哈哈大校（2013）

so we can bond to form...
于是我们就组成了一个...
Anybody? A menage a trois!
谁知道 三角恋
No.
不是
Anybody?
谁知道
Anybody? It's up on the board.
谁知道 就在黑板上写着呢
H2O Correct!
H2O 正确
And that's how you teach chemistry.
化学就要像我这样教
Jo! Ha-ha. Back in the cupboard, please.
乔 那个 你先回储藏间吧
This is a disaster.
现在麻烦大了
If Ms Steele finds the drugs, we're finished!
如果大♥麻♥被斯蒂尔女士发现 我们全完了
I'm so sorry, Ms Baron.
实在对不起 巴伦校长
I've got an idea. What?
我想到个办法 什么
You could happy-slap her while I steal the bag.
你对她进行"快乐掌掴" 我趁机把她的包偷出来
Seems inconceivable, Daphne,
你这主意一般人还想不到呢 达芙妮
but you've actually come up with something that will make matters worse.
但你这样只会让事态变得更加糟糕
Thank you. It isn't a compliment!
谢谢您 我这不是在表扬你
We have to think of something.
我们必须想个办法才行
We haven't followed the syllabus this year,
我们今年没有依照大纲来上课
never have, never will,
从来没有 以后也不会
not in Luke Martin's class.
在我卢克·马丁的课堂就不会
We haven't been learning about Beet-hoven
我们没学过贝多芬
Why? Because I make my lessons relevant to the kids.
为什么呢 因为我的课和学生们兴趣相关
All this term we've been learning about
本学期我们一直在学
the fifth-biggest rock band in the UK right now,
英国当下排名第5的摇滚乐队
Kasabian. Watch this.
卡萨比安 瞧好了
Lead guitarist? Serge Pizzorno.
主吉他手 萨奇·皮扎莫
First single to chart. Club Foot.
首支单曲 《圆形足》
Where did Kasabian meet?
在哪里组建的乐队
Countesthorpe Community College, Leicester.
莱斯特 康特斯索普社区大学
Smashed it mate.
太棒了 妹子
Shame you don't get proper music
真遗憾中考大纲上
like Kasabian or Snow Patrol or the Arctic Gorillaz
没有像卡萨比安 雪地巡游者 北极壮熊
on the GCSE music syllabus,
那样真正的音乐家
or, as I like to call it, syllable-crap.
我觉得该把这称作"大肛"
Yeah, teacher said a bad word.
没错 老师说脏话了
Oops! Get over it.
哎呀 别大惊小怪
Right.
好了
Get lost, the lot of you.
都滚吧 你们大家
Catch you later, yeah?
回头见
Obviously, normally, I do stick to the syllabus.
显然 多数时候我还是照着大纲讲的
Oh, hello again.
你好啊 又见面了
Sorry about calling you all a load of bastards earlier.
抱歉我之前说你们是一群混♥蛋♥
I hope you're having a smashing day out.
我希望你们今天在这里过得愉快
Just looking for the bathroom, thank you.
我只是想找下厕所 谢谢
Oh, well, let me show you. I've just cleaned them, as it goes.
好啊我带你去 我刚打扫了厕所 每天惯例
You can put that in your report, if you want.
你可以把这条写进报告里
"Toilets outstanding".
厕所整洁如新
I'll think about that one, thank you.
我回头考虑下 谢谢
Yeah, well, here at Greybridge,
在灰桥中学
we like to be top of the bogs, eh?
我们力争打造最豪华的厕所 对吧
Can I interest you in a copy of yesterday's Daily Star?
昨天的《每日星报》有兴趣看吗
No. Thank you.
不了 谢谢
Ah, well, have a wonderful dump.
好吧 那祝您拉的开心
Morning.
早上好啊
Ah, there you are, Ms Steele.
你在这儿 斯蒂尔女士
Can I help you, Ms Baron?
有什么事吗 巴伦校长
Well, I just brought you a cup of coffee
没什么事 就是给你倒了杯咖啡
and there's a Bendicks mint on the saucer for you.
并且给您拿了颗薄荷巧克力
Put it there.
放那吧
What are you doing?
你在干什么
I was just wondering how the inspection's going.
我想了解一下视察进行的如何
I'll file my report at the end of the day.
我会在下班前把报告做出来的
Well, I can't wait to read it.
我简直迫不及待想看呢
I can't wait for you to read it either.
我也等不及让你看一下了
Ms Baron? Yes?
巴伦校长 什么事
You seem to have got your foot caught in my bag.
你的脚好像拖着我的包了
Have I?
是吗
So sorry.
真对不起
I'm watching you...
我在盯着你哦
Baron.
巴伦
Gunn's in the 'ouse!
格恩老师出场
Right, Year Nine. PE.
九年级 体育
What do we normally do?
我们通常都做什么
Wash your car? All go down the chippy?
给你洗车 跑去薯条店
Watch cage-fighting?
看《最强笼斗》
Little jokers, ain't they?
他们真是一群小逗逼
Don't...
别...
ruin it for me.
给老子抹黑
No!
不行
We play...
今天我们
basketball. It's my best sport, obviously.
打篮球 这是我最强的项目
Here you are, watch this.
看这 看好了
Yes! Yes!
进了 进了
You didn't bounce it, sir! You, off!
你没运球 老师 你 出局
What? Talking back to the referee, moosh!
什么 顶撞裁判 出局
Yes!
好棒
Yes! Slam-dunk.
好棒 扣篮
Sorry, chief.
抱歉 领导
Dix. Le bingo?
10 有人猜对了吗
Non? Le bingo?
没有吗 没人答对吗
Pas de bingo?
没人猜对吗
Ok.
好吧
Deux petit canard.
来20以上的
Le bingo?
有人答对吗
Non?
没有
Le bingo.
没人猜对啊
Non? Le bin... Well, that's all the balls.
没有人 答对...那是全部的球了
So, everyone should have had bingo by now.
现在每个人都应该答对过一次了
But I didn't hear any numbers, Miss?
可是我都没听到数字啊 老师
Well, they were all in French.
我都是用法语说的
Oh, you should have said.
原来如此 你该提前说一声的
Yes?
什么事
I'm your teacher. I'm here to help.
我是你的老师 我可以帮你的
Miss, I need to ask you something.
老师 我有事跟你说
You're being bullied?
你是被欺凌了吗
Well, I'm very sorry to hear that.
我深感遗憾
How long has this been going on?
你被欺凌多久了
I'm being bullied.
我被欺凌了
A week?
一周吗
Who's bullying you, Nicholas?
欺凌你的人是谁 尼古拉斯
A week?
大约一周吧
Perhaps you'd like to stay behind after the lesson
那你课后留一下吧
and we can get to the bottom of this.
然后我们好好解决这个问题
One of the older boys?
是一个高年级学生
That's very sweet of you to say!
你能这么想真是太好了
I wish all teachers were like you, Miss.
要是所有老师都和你一样就好了
And that's the end of the lesson.
我的课到这里就结束了
Just an ordinary lesson.
就是一节和平常一样的课
I wonder what you're writing back there?
我很好奇 你在后面写神马呢
Scribble, scribble, scribble!
胡写 瞎写 乱写
We're going to have to stop meeting like this.
我希望下次碰面不是在这种地方了
It's you. Yes, it's me.
是你 是的 是我
Um...so, obviously,
嗯...那个 其实
what happened in my lesson shouldn't have happened
今天课堂上的事是不该发生的
and I accept that.
但我还是坦然接受
Please, get out of my way.
别挡着我的路
Just to say I would like to make a donation to Ofsted.
我就是想说 我愿意给教♥育♥部♥捐款
What?!
什么
Is this a bribe?
你这是行贿吗
No, it's a donation.
不 是捐赠