真实故事改编（2023）

波莫纳公♥寓♥楼2021年 好的
Pomona apartment building 2021. Okay.
24起谋杀案？
24 murders?
波莫纳到底怎么了？
What the fuck is up with Pomona?
等等 我们得缩小嫌疑人的范围 让我们看看
Wait, we gotta narrow down our suspects here, let's see.
82岁的莎朗-辛普森的未解决的谋杀案
Unsolved murder of 82-year-old Sharon Simpson.
那--那不是个事
That's--that's not a thing.
他谋杀了非常年轻性感的黑发女郎 就像...
He murders really young, hot brunettes like--
就像这个人
like this one.
公园街242号♥公♥寓♥楼的谋杀案
Murder in apartment building, 242 Park Street.
警方发现受害者尼科尔-吉布森被刺伤
Police found the victim, Nicole Gibson, stabbed.
这就是那个来自波莫纳的女孩
That is the girl from Pomona.
好的 输入地址 这只是 --
Okay, type in the address. That is just--
做鸟瞰图... 好的
Do bird's eye... Okay.
因为他说... 哦 天哪
'Cause he said that... Oh, gosh.
他的公♥寓♥楼就在一些网球场旁边
His apartment building was next to some tennis courts.
好吧 鸟眼
Okay, bird's eye.
网球场
Yeah. Tennis courts.
你是说那些网球场？哦 我的上帝
You mean those tennis courts? Oh, my God.
哦 该死 哦 我的上帝
Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
哦 该死的
Oh, shit.
这是他 我就知道 降低你的声音
It is him. I knew it. Lower your voice.
他在波莫纳杀了这个女孩 现在他又来了
He killed this girl in Pomona, and now he's here.
他就是那个该死的西区开膛手
He's the Westside fucking Ripper.
我猜他觉得我没有足够的吸引力去杀人
I guess he didn't find me attractive enough to kill,
但不管怎样 哦 真的吗？
but whatever. Oh, really?
真的吗？我只是说说而已
Really? I'm just saying.
我相信会有其他连环杀手
I'm sure there'll be other serial killers
觉得你足够性感而杀人
that find you hot enough to kill.
我只是说说而已
I'm just saying.
他为什么只提到波莫纳？
Why would he just mention Pomona?
他只是自愿说的
He just volunteered it.
因为他正以此为乐
Because he's getting off on it.
他在幸灾乐祸 这就是他们的工作
He is gloating. This is what they do.
我知道这些人
I know these guys.
BTK Zodiac 他们喜欢暗中吹嘘
BTK, Zodiac, they love to secretly boast
没有人能够真正抓住他们
that no one can actually catch them.
想一想吧 想一想吧
Think about it. Think about it.
在外界看来 马特只是个上厕所的家伙
To the outside world, Matt is just the toilet guy,
但在内心深处 他有一个秘密 --
but deep inside, he has a secret--
一个巨大的强大的秘密
a huge, powerful secret.
我是说 你能想象如果他们知道
I mean, can you imagine if they knew
他是西区开膛手？嘿 伙计们？
he was the Westside Ripper? Hey, guys?
嘿
Hey. Hey.
嗨
Hi. Hi.
呃 对不起 我正要出去 但是 呃
Uh, sorry, I'm just headed out, but, um,
你刚才想告诉我什么？
what did you want to tell me back there?
嗯?
Hmm?
我想说的是... 嗯.
What was it I was gonna-Mm.
是的 在那里
Yeah, back there.
我... 之前？
I-Before?
我们在那里的时候？是的
When we were back there? Yeah.
是的 嗯 你是怎么...
Hmm. What did you--
我... 你知道 这很疯狂
I have-you know, it's crazy.
我不知道
I have no idea.
哦 我的上帝 贝贝 不知道？
Oh, my God, babe. No idea?
他现在经常这样做
He does this all the time now.
我很担心
I'm worried.
哦 不 我们会得到它的工作
Oh, no, we'll get it worked on.
帮你叫医生 是的
Call the doctor for you. Yeah.
你会像这个人一样变老
You'll get old like this guy.
好吧 听着 在这种情况下
Well, listen, in that case,
我有一些坏消息
I got some bad news.
嗯哼
Mm-hmm.
最后一个热水管 它在漏水
The last hot water pipe, it's leaking.
哦 听着 我试着去修补它
Oh. Look, I tried to patch it.
我们得把它换掉
We're gonna have to change it out.
我只是不想...
I just didn't wanna--
哦 我的上帝 当然
Oh, my God. Sure.
我不在的时候 你们要诅咒我 知道吗？
You guys to curse me when I'm gone, you know?
你？我们会...
You? We would--
我们会...
We would--
你是我们最后一个要骂的人
You're the last person we would curse.
永远不会
Never.
好吧 好吧 你知道 我会... ...
Okay, well, you know, I'll--
我去拿一个 明天再带回来
I'll pick one up, bring it back tomorrow.
好的 好吗？
Yeah. All right?
你知道 这将会花费你一些更多的课程
You know, it's gonna cost you a few more lessons.
当然可以
Absolutely.
如果你想扔 就给我打电♥话♥
And just--just call me if you wanna throw.
当然可以 是吗？
Sure. Yeah?
他在走吗？他在走
Is he going? He's walking.
他要走了 好的
He's leaving. Okay.
他要走了 他要走了 只要盯着他
He's leaving. He's leaving. Just keep an eye on him.
我会打电♥话♥给911 得到一个特警队在他的屁♥股♥
I'll call 911, get a SWAT team on his ass.
你到底在做什么？
What the hell are you doing?
让我们好好想想
Let's think this through.
仔细想想... ... 这到底是什么意思？
Think this--what the fu-what does that mean?
我们的房♥子里有个该死的连环杀手
We have a fucking serial killer in our house.
他随时可能回来
He could come back any second.
我知道 我知道 但有人会跳出来的 好吗？
I know, I know, but someone is gonna jump on this, okay?
你可以拨♥打♥911
You can call 911.
而且 当然 他将会被逮捕
And, sure, he's gonna get arrested.
会有一场审判
There'll be a trial.
有人会写一本关于这个的书 保证
Someone will write a book about this, guaranteed.
这不是你的播客之一
This isn't one of your podcasts.
但它是
But it is.
这和我的播客一模一样
It is exactly like one of my podcasts,
除了它是发生在我们身上
except it's happening to us.
如果我们这样做呢？
What if we do it?
如果--如果我们一起做一个关于这个的播客 怎么样？
What if-what if we make a podcast about this together,
你和我？我们--我们拥有这个故事
you and me? We--we own this story.
你♥他♥妈♥的疯了
You're out of your fucking mind.
不 考虑一下吧
No, think about it.
我们可以让他参与其中
We could bring him in on it.
把凶手带入什么？
Bring the killer in on what?
播客 我们强迫他去做
The podcast. We force him to do it.
哦 我的上帝 这以前从未做过
Oh, my God, this has never been done before.
是的 你知道为什么吗？因为他他妈的会杀了我们
Yeah, you know why? Because he'd fucking kill us.
不 不 他不会杀我们
No, no, he will not kill us,
因为这就是它的魅力所在
because that's the beauty of it.
我们会阻止他杀人
We will stop him from killing.
我们会说 "先生 不要再杀人了 否则我们就去找警♥察♥ "
We will say, "Sir, no more killing or we go to the cops."
没有人再受到伤害
No one ever gets hurt ever again,
这都是因为我们
and that's because of us.
好吧 所以我们强迫他做一个播客
Okay, so we force him to do a podcast,
"我的水管工 连环杀手"
"My Plumber, The Serial Killer."
然后 几个月后
And then, after a few months,
当我们完成后 我们秘密地把他交给警♥察♥
we secretly turn him over to the cops when we're done.
没错 是的 只不过我们叫它
Exactly, yes, except we call it
"一个杀人犯说"
"A Murderer Speaks."
不 不 不 不 我们叫它 "西区开膛手讲话"
No, no, no, no, we call it "The Westside Ripper Speaks."
不管怎么样 类似这样的东西 我的意思是 我们要把它打造成品牌
Whatever, something like that. I mean, we're gonna brand it.
哦 我的上帝 这是要去病毒
Oh, my God, this is gonna go viral.
我们会让他回答
And we'll make him answer.
你知道 他为什么这样做？怎么做？他为什么不辞职？
You know, why does he do it? How? Why doesn't he quit?
一切 直接从一个连环杀手的嘴里说出来
Everything, straight from the mouth of a serial killer
他还在外面
who's still out there.
哦 我的上帝 我们要把他的声音伪装起来
Oh, my God, we'll disguise his voice.
人们会疯掉的 这将会改变我们的生活！
People are gonna go nuts. This is gonna change our lives!
你真的认为西区开膛手
You really think the Westside Ripper