真实故事改编（2023）

Based on a True Story S01E08

Part 4 July 8, 2023, 1:13 p.m.

谢谢你嘿伙计谢谢... 谢谢你能来
Thank you. Hey, buddy. Thanks--thanks for coming.
再见非常感谢你哦伙计
Bye. Thank you so much. Oh, buddy.
再见太多屁♥股♥软糖了
Bye. Too many ass gummies.
他们现在真的在踢了
They are really kicking in now.
哇内森
Wow. Nathan.
你可以开车吗？是的
You okay to drive? Yep.
我们会看到
We'll see.
好的
All right.
哦我的上帝哦我的上帝哦我的上帝
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
伙计们？
Guys?
我给你们准备了一份周年纪念礼物
I got you an anniversary present.
玩得开心
Have fun.
好的
Okay.
好的来吧我们走吧
Okay. Come on, let's go.
感谢上帝让我们有了泡菜球
Thank God for the pickleballers.
你确定这没关系吗？
Are you sure this is okay?
是的他们明天会把它加固
Yeah, they're gonna cement it tomorrow.
摄像机已经很多年没有在这里工作了所以很完美
Cameras haven't worked here in years, so it's perfect.
我们怎么从来不谈孩子的事呢？
How come we never talk about the baby?
我们谈的是孩子
We talk about the baby.
呃不我们没有
Uh, no, we don't.
我们甚至还没有为这个小人儿买♥♥过什么东西
We haven't even bought anything for this little human.
我的意思是我们没有一个婴儿车
I mean, we don't have a stroller
或汽车座椅尿布什么都没有
or car seats, diapers--nothing.
你不觉得这有点奇怪吗？
Don't you think that's a little bit weird?
我想是的
I guess.
呃......
Uh...
我的意思是我超级兴奋
I mean, I'm super excited.
但我他妈的很害怕
But I'm fucking terrified.
是的我也是
Yeah, me too.
我只是想成为一个好爸爸
I just want to be a good dad.
我不想让你失望
I don't wanna let you down.
你永远不会让我失望的
You could never let me down.
阿瓦来吧你已经 -
Ava, come on, you've been--
这几个月来你一直很兴奋
you've been so excited these last few months.
你是如此的... ... 你是如此的有活力
You're so--you're so alive.
那是因为我们终于有进展了对吗？
It's because we're finally getting somewhere, right?
是的但对我来说
Yeah, but for me,
它从来都不是为了得到什么
it was never about getting somewhere.
它是关于在一起
It was about being together,
像我们以前那样再次联♥系♥ 你知道吗？
connecting again like we used to, you know?
这就是我所想要的
That's literally all I ever wanted.
这就是我想要的一切
That's all I wanted.
让我们来做这个
Let's do this.
哇！
Wow.
哦上帝好工作
Oh, God, good job.
你知道我们... ... 我们遇到
You know, we--we met
在泰勒-劳特纳的一个聚会上认识的
at a party for Taylor Lautner.
我们是如此年轻
We were so young.
她只是像房♥间里最酷的女孩
She was just, like, the coolest girl in the room.
每个人都想和她在一起
Everyone wanted to be around her,
但我们只是--我不知道
but we just--I don't know.
我们只是就像结合在一起坐在一个角落里
We just, like, bonded and sat in a corner
喝了一晚上的酒
and drank all night.
她是最可爱的最有趣的
And she was the most adorable, the most fun.
也是那个要告发我们的人
And the one that was gonna turn us in.
嘿飞镖在哪里？
Hey, where's the dart?
啊！
Ahh!
操！
Fuck!
哦上帝！
Oh, God!
不不要！
No, don't!
啊！
Ahh!
内森？
Nathan?
鲁比不不鲁比不求你了！
Ruby, no, no. Ruby, no, please!
露比露比求你了我很抱歉
Ruby, Ruby, please. I'm so sorry.
求你了求你了哦请别这样
Please, please. Oh, please don't.
鲁比我很抱歉鲁比不不不不不
Ruby, I'm so sorry. Ruby, no, no, no, no, no.
鲁比不不不求你了
Ruby, no, no, no, please.
拜托拜托我的宝贝
Please, please, my baby.
去他妈的宝贝
Fuck the baby.
啊！
Ah!
好啊好啊！
Yes! Yes!
辣妹子赢了就他妈的一次！
The hot bitch wins for fucking once!
而且你知道吗？
And you know what?
我将创建我自己的播客
I'm gonna create my own podcast,
它将会被称为
and it's gonna be called
"我的烂朋友是如何保护
"How My Shitty-Ass Friends Protected
"一个该死的连环杀手并最终在沟渠中结束了
"a Fucking Serial Killer and Ended Up in a Ditch
而不是我" 好吗？
Instead of Me," okay?
去你♥妈♥的♥！
Fuck you!
她看起来很平静
She looks so peaceful.
哦上帝哦上帝
Oh, God, oh, God.
好的
Okay.
你还有什么想说的吗？
Anything else you want to say?
是的快一点
Yeah, hurry up.
我们有很多的清理工作要做
We got a lot of cleanup to do.
我们有多长时间？
How long have we got?
我不知道
I don't know.
他们有一个性感的酒店之夜
They're having a sexy hotel night.
那真是太好了
That's perfect.
嘿我们总得告诉他们吧
Hey, we've gotta tell them sometime.
我们会的
We will.
哦天啊这衣服
Oh, God, this dress.
男孩的名字叫杰克怎么样？
What about the name Jack for a boy?
我喜欢这个我知道我也喜欢
I like that. I know. I do too.
它就像非常老派摇滚经典
It's, like, very old-school, rock and roll, classic.
怎么了杰克？是的
What up, Jack? Yeah.
嘿怎么了杰克？怎么了杰克？
Hey, what's up, Jack? What's up, Jack?
杰克-尼克尔森
Jack Nicholson.
那是一个很酷的孩子
That's a cool kid.
杰克-凯鲁亚克杰克-伦敦
Jack Kerouac, Jack London.
喜欢它是啊
Like it. Yeah.
嗯嗯
Mm-hmm.
如果是个女孩呢？
And what if it's a girl?
我喜欢埃莉这个名字
I like the name Ellie.
哦埃莉
Oh, Ellie.
你喜欢那一个吗？
Do you like that one?
艾莉或杰克
Ellie or Jack.
我喜欢
I love it.
是的我也是它很甜美
Yeah, me too. It's sweet.
哦...
Oh...
这是谁的血？
whose blood is that?
♫ 他说谋杀他说每次我们接吻的时候 ♫
♫ He says murder, he says, every time we kiss ♫
♫ 他说谋杀他说在这样的时候 ♫
♫ He says murder, he says, at a time like this ♫
♫ 他说谋杀他说♫
♫ He says murder, he says ♫
♫ 这就是爱的语言吗？ ♫
♫ Is that the language of love? ♫
♫ 他说坚实他说把我抱在怀里 ♫
♫ He says, solid, he says, takes me in his arms ♫
♫ 他说坚实的他说意味着我所有的魅力 ♫
♫ And says, solid, he says, meaning all my charms ♫
♫ 他说坚实的他说 ♫
♫ He says, solid, he says ♫
♫ 那是爱的语言吗？ ♫
♫ Is that the language of love? ♫
♫ 他说 hep hep与氦♫
♫ He says hep hep with helium ♫
♫ 现在宝贝我们正在做饭 ♫
♫ Now babe we're cookin' ♫
♫ 他听起来像他的上衣不适合 ♫
♫ He sounds like his uppers don't fit ♫
♫ 他说谋杀 ♫
♫ He says murder ♫
他说谋杀的方式 ♫
♫ And the ways he says murder ♫
♫ 在那不可能的语气 ♫
♫ In that impossible tone ♫
♫ 我一遍又一遍地告诉他 ♫
♫ I've told him over and over and over again ♫
♫ 这将是别人的谋杀孩子 ♫
♫ That it'll be nobody else's murder, boy ♫
♫ 而是他自己的 ♫
♫ But his own ♫
好球爸爸
Nice shot, Dad.