球手们

操 我们去分点吧
Oh, shit. Let's just go to Equinox.
干嘛 喝冰沙吗
For what, a smoothie?
我要健身 T
I'ma do my workout, T.
你就这一次别那么挑衅行吗
Let's just one time, you could be nonconfrontational.
老子是挑衅本衅
That's me. I'm confrontational.
-操 -你们好 伙计们
- Shit. - What's up, fellas?
怎么 你们都忘记该怎么张嘴了吗
What, y'all forget how to move them lips or what?
显然你没忘
Clearly you haven't.
你是说我话多吗 丹特 怎么个意思
You saying I talk too much, Dante? What's up?
他们显然不想跟你吵
Look, they clearly don't wanna engage.
我们去喝点冰沙
Let's just go get smoothies
看看穿露露乐蒙的瑜伽妞儿们吧 走
and look at yoga girls in they Lululemon pants, come on.
有谁想说点什么吗
Anybody got something to say?
有胆子在我面前张嘴的人呢 有吗
Anybody want to say something to my fuckin' face? Anybody?
我们觉得你拖斯宾塞和基桑下水
We just think the way you dragged Spencer and Kisan
有点不地道
was kinda fucked up.
你♥他♥妈♥最好退后点
You better back the fuck up.
然后你还说那些疯话
And then you was talking crazy
好像我没请你来玩过一样
like I ain't invite you to my home.
你过分了 里基
Shit was OD, Rick.
在媒体上这么喷兄弟们
Bashing his homies on the media.
老兄 你疯了
Dog, you trippin'.
我说的都是他们俩自找的真♥相♥
I just spit some truth about two guys who deserved it.
-仅此而已 -你也是个球员
- That's all I did. - Still, you was one of us.
你本可以闭嘴的
You coulda kept your mouth shut.
谁也别想审查我
Ain't nobody gonna censor me.
不如我也来说说你们是怎么动也不动
How 'bout I talk about how y'all just sit around here,
像群八婆一样 只会站这儿叽歪的
barely workin' out, talking shit, gossiping like a bunch of yentas.
什么叫八婆
Fuck is a yenta?
我是个记者 好吗
I'm a fuckin' journalist, all right?
里基 冷静
Hey, Rick, cool out, man.
我只报道混♥蛋♥们不想听的事
I just report about shit that motherfuckers don't wanna hear.
你♥他♥妈♥就是个黑皮的梅根·凯莉
You're fuckin' black Megyn Kelly.
去你♥妈♥的♥
Fuck you!
里基 里基 行了
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, come on, come on.
你又是什么 我会说出真♥相♥的
And what are you? I'ma-- I'ma spit the truth.
过来
Come-- come here.
你知道我爱你 对吗
You know I love you, right?
这里应该是个无压力的环境
This place is supposed to be a low-stress environment.
你这样可不是无压力
That's not low stress.
你跟他们说去
Look, they--talk to them.
或许你是时候换家健身房♥了
Maybe it's time you find another gym.
拜托 杰 我...
Come on, Jay, man--I'm--
我们多铁的
We unbreakable, man.
-你掰断了我们 -走 T
- Uh, you broke us. - Come on, T.
话筒能让人变魔怔
Mic'll make a motherfucker say some crazy shit.
我们回头再见
I'll see y'all.
以前我总在幻想未来
Used to spend a lot of time thinking about the future.
我猜每个孩子都是
I suppose every kid does.
我总在好奇 未来是什么样
I always wondered what was out there.
我会不会离开伯利恒
Whether I'd ever leave Bethlehem.
命运会不会帮我实现什么
Will my destiny intervene on my behalf?
它是否存在
Does it even exist?
如果真的存在 那你什么也不能做
If it does, then there's nothing you can do.
如果它不存在
If it doesn't...
那你就只能靠自己
it's all on us.
没有借口
No excuses.
-坎迪丝 -斯宾塞 今天很帅嘛
- Candace. - Spencer, lookin' sharp.
谢谢 这是给你的
Thank you. This is for you.
谢谢 请坐吧
Thank you. Have a seat.
欢迎来到我们的世界
And welcome to our world.
新的一天 新的故事
Different day, different story.
有些比另一些更可怕
Some worse than others.
还用说吗
Yeah, tell me about it.
作为酋长队新老板和自封的总经理
Strasmore's first move as the new owner
斯特拉斯莫的第一个动作
and self-appointed GM of the Chiefs
还是和以往一样
has been more of the same:
招来了无数争论
a lightning rod for controversy.
-这个就是 -酋长队不断的公♥关♥问题
- This one is bad, though. - The Chiefs' continuing PR problem
随着最近签下基桑·蒂格变得越来越糟糕
is only getting worse with the recent acquisition of Kisan Teague.
我们需要在劳资谈判之前
We need to clean this up
收拾干净这局面
before the CBA negotiations.
完全同意
I couldn't agree more.
那么 就来收拾吧
So let's fix it.
让他禁赛十场
Let's give the guy ten games,
一切在季后赛之前就会烟消云散
and it'll all blow over before the playoffs.
那机会已经没了
No, we are way past that point.
那就禁赛一年 但别直接要他的命
Then give him a year, but let's not cut the guy's throat.
来这种象征性的惩罚已经迟了
It's too late for a slap on the wrist.
录像泄露了出去
The video's leaking.
-怎么泄露的 -这重要吗
- How? - Does it matter?
里面是什么
What's on it?
你自己看吧
Take a look for yourself.
那位光头帅哥呢
Where is the handsome bald dude?
斯宾塞很希望能来这里
Well, Spencer would have loved to have been here,
但他正在帮你的基桑擦屁♥股♥ 没法脱身
but he's stuck cleaning up your Kisan-sized mega mess.
不用提醒我
Don't remind me.
它已经毁了我本该美好的一天
It ruined what would have otherwise been a beautiful day in paradise.
的确 或许我们能让你的下午美好一点
No shit. Maybe we can make your afternoon brighter.
没错
Yes, we can.
我们打算提出比拉塞尔·威尔逊少一点点的报价
We are prepared to come in just a smidgen under Russell Wilson.
1亿3000万 1亿500万的保障金
130 million, 105 guaranteed.
你的一天有美好一点吗
How's that for making your day bright?
比拉塞尔·威尔逊少一点点吗
Just under Russell Wilson?
看来他不心动啊
He doesn't look impressed.
实际上 完全可以说是痛苦
In fact, he looks downright miserable.
少了一小块而已
Just a crumb below.
是一小块还是一大块
Is that a crumb or is that a chunk?
帕特里克是个低调的人
You know, Patrick is a humble guy,
但他还是需要拿钱
but he still needs to get paid.
别误会了
Don't take this the wrong way,
但帕特里克不如拉塞尔有经验
but Patrick hasn't done it as long as Russ.
是
No, he hasn't.
他只是更厉害一点
He's just doing it better.
接下来 就得说他比布雷迪还厉害了
Next thing you know, he's gonna tell us he's better than Brady.
有可能
He might be.
时间会证明的
Time will tell.
现实一点吧 伙计
Live in reality, man.
现实就是 帕特里克比拉塞尔年轻七岁
The reality is, Patrick is seven years younger than Russell,
传球更棒 还他妈是MVP
he's got a better arm, and he's a goddamn MVP.
更别说他是酋长队的门面
Not to mention, he's the face of the Chiefs
和联盟未来的门面了
and the future face of the league.
我们需要多留下一点钱
We're gonna need a little bit extra of this dough
来雇人保护这位门面
to pay for someone to protect that face.
没错
Yes, you are.
而且这也不是我的问题
It's also not my fuckin' problem.
我希望他在目前的合同下打得高兴
I hope he enjoys playing under his current contract.
我希望你喜欢有一位满腹怨气的巨星
And I hope you enjoy having a disgruntled superstar.
那可不会让新老板们脸上有光
I mean, that is not a good look for a new ownership group.
你们也是老板 对吧
You have a piece, right?
-对 -我们是
- We do. - Yeah, we have a piece.
那我们这会议该等斯宾塞来了再开
Well, then we should've waited for Spencer to have this meeting,
因为显然 你们俩都不懂游戏规则
'cause clearly neither of you know how this game is played.
听我说 加文
Just hear me out, Gavin.
不 查尔斯 你听我说
No, Charles, hear me out.
你裁了我的两位客户来腾出薪金空间
You cut two of my clients to clear cap room.
现在又想来让我帮你吗
And now you want me to scratch your back?
不如你自觉滚开怎么样
How about this? How about fuck your back.
祝你得上治不好的牛皮癣
I hope you get incurable psoriasis.
加文 这怎么成了
Gavin, how did this become