球手们

球手
竞技精神
Competitive spirit,
人们以为你与生俱来
people think you're born with it,
麦考恩
埋藏在你的DNA里
that it's in your DNA.
布里斯
但其实不然
But that's not how it works.
多数时候 是由经验而生
More often, it's born out of experience.
斯特拉斯莫
建立强大的心态 强壮的体格会随之而来
比失败更糟糕的 是被裁
The only thing worse than losing is being cut.
寻找总裁之旅怎么样了
How's the executive search going?
我以为我们能请到坎迪丝·布鲁尔
I thought that we could grab Candace Brewer,
但她不打算加入
but she's gonna stay put.
这不是我想听到的进展
That's not exactly the update I was hoping for.
这会让我和投资者的会议
It's gonna make my meeting with these bankers
更加不知所措
that much more conflicted.
我现在正要和一位潜在总经理会面
I'm heading in right now to have a meeting with a potential GM.
斯宾塞 潜在还不够
Spencer, potential isn't enough!
我得知道你们到底投不投钱
I need to know whether you guys are in or out.
我得知道谁来管理
Well, I need to know who the management team is.
30亿的投资问句这个不过分吧
That's not too much to ask for 3 billion.
我以为你们是"操♥你♥妈♥"的有钱
I thought you guys were "Fuck you" rich.
没错 操♥你♥妈♥
Yeah, fuck you!
没人会在床垫下藏这么一大笔钱
Nobody keeps that kinda stash underneath their mattress.
听着 这辈子第一回
Look, for the first time in his life,
我那混♥蛋♥弟弟说的有理
my brother, the dick, is being reasonable.
我同意他 尽管我绝不会告诉他
I agree with him, though I'd never tell him that.
好吧 那怎么解决
All right, what's the solution?
不如我们重组原来的黄金组合
Well, how 'bout we put the old band back together?
-哪些人 -哪些人 当然是你和我
- Which members? - Which members? You and me!
霍尔与奥兹 山姆与戴夫 唐尼与玛丽
Hall & Oates, Sam & Dave, Donny & Marie.
我做首席财务官
I'd be the chief CFO,
你可以专注橄榄球运营
and you'd be free to focus on football operations.
瞧 这才是我能说服我弟的方案
See, now that's something I can sell to my brother.
你不说话我就当你默许了
I'll take your silence as acquiescence.
混♥蛋♥
Asshole.
你在这呢
There he is.
雷金纳德 维农的交易怎么说了
Yo, Reginald, how's V's deal comin'?
快成了
Gettin' closer,
但我也给他和斯普莱瑟
but I also got him a tryout with Splyce
搞了个《英雄联盟》的试训
for their League of Legends team.
-那是真的 -慢点 雷吉
- I mean, it's really... - Whoa, Reggie.
专注统治真正的联盟
Focus on dominating a real league,
而不是虚拟的
not a virtual one.
你有什么消息
So what do ya got?
不得不承认 我有点小脾气
Got to admit, I'm in a little bit of a mood.
我觉得你会喜欢我的设计
I think you're really gonna like what I did here.
需要一个雕像 对 一些巨大的东西
Needs a statue. Yeah, something enormous.
怎么 咱俩版本的里约热内卢基♥督♥像吗
What, like our version of "Christ the Redeemer"?
对啊 怎么了
Yeah, is that so wrong?
我要一座神殿
I want a temple.
那可不在预算里
That's not in the fucking budget.
你的自我有些太圣经了 伙计
Your ego's getting a bit biblical, mate.
很像斯宾塞
It's very Spencer-like.
你丫说什么
What the fuck did you just say?
给我们几分钟 伙计
Would you give us a minute, mate?
我能问你个私人问题吗
Can I ask you a personal question?
你小时候被虐待了吗
Were you abused as a child?
-没有 -一点点呢
- No. - A little bit?
没有 但成人后每天都被虐
No, as an adult, every single fucking day,
我也受够了
and I'm sick of it.
我不想当大卫 兰斯
I don't wanna be David anymore, Lance.
我想当歌♥利亚
I wanna be Goliath.
歌♥利亚被大卫杀了
Goliath lost to David.
你完全搞错了故事的重点
You've missed the point of that story entirely.
但听着 我觉得你有些看不清方向
But, listen, I think you're gettin' a bit cloudy
因为你痴迷于你的前搭档
'cause you're obsessing about your ex-partner.
我不否认
I won't deny it.
我想把他挫骨扬灰
I wanna bury the fuckin' guy.
我想做个大度的人
I'd like to be the bigger person,
但我更想做个更好版本的他
but I'd rather be a better version of him.
那咱们就想想
Then let's figure out
怎么才能让那个大个子下跪
how to bring the big man to his knees.
这才是我的好伙计
There's my special guy.
那很简单 对吧
I mean, that's easy, right?
我们只需要在联盟和比赛里有真正的影响力
We just have real influence over the league and the game.
你这会儿才想成为
It's a little late in the day
古德尔或贝利奇克有点晚了 伙计
to try and become Goodell or Belichick there, mate.
那你知道我要干什么吗
Well, then you know what I'm gonna do?
我要买♥♥间经纪公♥司♥
I'm gonna buy an agency.
查克 你有空吗
Yo, Chuck, you got a minute?
霍斯 要是你有更多坏消息 省省吧
Hos, if you got more bad news, save it.
我今天过得很糟
I'm having a rough day.
拜托 总有需要知道的新消息
Come on, now, there's always more to know.
是吗 又怎么了
Yeah, well, what now?
我该远离红龙虾餐厅吗
Should I stay away from Red Lobster?
真好笑 查克 我喜欢
That's funny, Chuck. I like that.
不是 新开的玩偶箱快餐调查
No, the latest Jack in the Box recon
带来了些新消息
brought some new intel to light.
说吧
Spit it out.
警方找到了基桑·蒂格名下的一把9mm手♥枪♥
LAPD found a 9 millimeter registered to Kisan Teague.
这头蠢猪
This idiot.
蠢在用自己的枪还是身在现场
For using his own gun or for being there?
两个都是
Both.
我只是好奇你站在哪一边
I was just curious what side of the aisle you were on.
我站在觉得神奇的那边
I'm on the side that thinks it's amazing
没想到这家伙
that a guy just can't enjoy
在全世界最伟大的运动里挣着几百万还不满足
making a few mil while playing the greatest sport on the planet.
九零后从来都不会开心
Millennials, I mean, they're just never fucking happy.
知道吗 霍斯 我要你帮我个忙
You know what, Hos? I need you to do me a favor.
别再告诉我事情了
Stop telling me stuff.
我需要点合理推诿的理由
I need some sort of plausible deniability.
好 谁不是呢
Right, you and everyone else.
你的大动作可是引起了不少讨论
There's a lot of chat about the moves you've been making.
是 我知道我该继续退休的
Yeah, I know I shoulda stayed retired.
大家需要你 联盟需要你
People need you. The league needs you.
再说 他们现在也想聪明地...
Besides, now that they're being smart about their...
做生意 推出帅气的新面孔了
business, presenting a new beautiful face...
虽然对那些了解你的人来说
Although to those of us that know you,
看到的是两幅面孔
we see two beautiful faces.
那可有点伤人
Now, that hurts.
真话向来是最伤人的
Nothing hurts more than the truth.
杰森 我知道我去年在昆西的事上坑了你
Jason, I know I fucked you last year with Quincy.
我想补偿
I wanna make it right.
这是什么 怜悯炮吗
What is this, a mercy fuck?
我想让你当我的新总经理
I want you to be my new GM.
你想让我跨界[胯下运球]吗
You want me to cross over?
就像斯蒂芬·库里那样
Like motherfuckin' Steph Curry.
你对我的信心可比我对自己的都多
Wow, you have more confidence in me than I have in myself.
理由充足啊
Well, and for good reason.
你觉得我能干好吗
You think I could be good at this?
我觉得你会干得很棒 是的
I think you'd be great at it, yes.
再说 我觉得你也是时候面对新挑战了
Plus I think it's time you had a new challenge.
是啊 我已经证明了自己
Yeah, I mean, shit, I've already proven to be
是全联盟最好的经纪人 对吗
the best agent in the business, right?
所以你是同意了吗
So is that a yes?
我是要好好考虑下
That's a let me think about it.
那就是我说的 加油
That's what I'm talking about. Let's go!
14 好兄弟 15
14. That's my boy. 15.
16.
你只要做10个就行 里基
Well, you only need to do ten, Rick.
我知道 20个吧
I know, two dimes, two dimes.