优步危机

我们走了
Here we go!
快点
Come on!
快点 快点 快点
Come on, come on, come on.
九月一号♥
September 1st.
斯图就是司机吗
Stu's the driver?
仍在路上
"Ride still in progress"?
我有主意了
I got an idea!
我把丙烷罐扔给他们
I'm gonna throw this propane tank at them.
然后你射击 炸了他们的车
You shoot it. It'll blow up their car!
这又不是在拍大白鲨
This isn't freakin' Jaws!
就是 就是像大白鲨里 会有用的 准备
Exactly! Just like Jaws. It's gonna work. Ready?
一 二
One, two...
走你
go!
好了 他们是坏人
Okay, they were bad men.
他们做错了事
They made bad choices...
这也是他们的错 不是我的
and it was their fault, not mine.
快点
Faster!
我看得见了 我看得见了
I can see! I can see!
拜托 拜托 快点
Come on, come on! Faster!
-你做到了 太棒了 -我做到了 做到了 太棒了
- You got 'em! Yes! - I got 'em! Got 'em! Yes!
爽 爽 爽
Yes! Yes! Yes!
低电量警告
Low battery charge.
该死 按下按钮查看
Damn. Press button to check.
-不 不 不 -我做到了
- No, no, no! - I got 'em.
-那是什么声音 -不 拜托拜托
- What's that beeping? - No! Please, please, please.
冲啊 冲啊
Come on, come on.
冲啊 冲啊 冲啊
Come on, come on, come on.
他妈的发生了什么
What the hell's going on?
我们没电了
We're out of juice.
好吧，换成汽油
Well, switch to gas!
我们没有汽油 这是一辆电动车
There's no gas! It's an electric car!
你买♥♥了一辆不用汽油的电动车吗
You got an electric car that doesn't use gas?
每一个买♥♥了电动车的人
Everybody who buys an electric car
都有一辆不烧油的车
has a car that doesn't use gas.
这就是电动车的意义所在
That's what an electric car is.
好吧 这种该死的态度不会
Well, that shit attitude is not
帮助我们脱险的
gonna help us out of this situation.
什么态度也没屁用
No attitude will help.
不
Oh, no!
不 不 不
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
没事 让我来打掉他的轮胎
All right, I'm taking out his tires.
好
Okay.
艹 这招从来就不管用
Shit! That never works. Shit.
天哪
Oh, my God!
维克
Vic!
维克 你没事吧
Vic, you okay?
你该系上安全带的 天哪
You should have worn a seatbelt. Oh, God.
真的 现在说这个
Really? Now?
抱歉 我等会儿再说
Sorry. I'll bring it up later.
艹
Shit.
我们去那边
We'll go up there.
小心点
Watch it.
我又瞎了
I'm blind again!
把你手♥机♥给我
Give me your phone.
刚刚肯定给撞掉了
It must have fallen out in the crash.
就是现在
All right.
这边 快走
Come on, hurry!
走 快走
Go, go!
我有办法了
I got this.
你好 操作员吗 我们需要帮助
Hello, operator? We need help.
有人想要杀了我们 靠
Someone's trying to murder us! Shit.
我靠
Fuck! Fuck!
好了 好了
Okay, okay.
来吧
Come on.
这里
Here.
求求你们 不要啊
Please, no.
不不不 我们是好人
No, no, no. We're the good guys.
他是个警♥察♥ 我是优步司机
He's a cop. I'm with Uber.
快进去
Go, go, go.
趴下 快趴下
Get down, get down. Get down.
有人有手♥机♥吗
Does anyone have a phone?
谢谢
Thank you.
让我来报♥警♥
I'm gonna call 911.
不 不要叫警♥察♥
No! No cops.
好
Right.
-我们不知道谁是内鬼 -好的
- There's no telling who else is on his payroll. - Right.
好了 我们只需要从这出去
Okay. We just gotta get out
就能回到家了
of here and we're home free.
我在优步上叫了一辆SUV
I got us an UberSUV,
装的下我们所有人
so we can all pile in.
塔里克 四点八星 三分钟到达
Tariq, 4.8 stars, is gonna be here in three minutes.
六分钟
Six minutes!
他右转了
He took a right!
你走错了 笨蛋塔里克
You're going the wrong way, Tariq!
老兄 你在干嘛
What are you doing, dude?
所有人 拿出你们的手♥机♥
Everyone, pull out your phones.
叫一辆优步
Call Uber.
优步 优步
Uber. Uber.
那个拼车软件 软件啊
Ride-share. Ride-share.
行了 哥们 我们知道优步是什么
Yeah, dude. We know what Uber is.
你干嘛
What are you doing?
我要自己开车把我们搞出去
I'm gonna Uber us out of here myself.
别啊 他还有四分钟就能到了
No, he's gonna be here in four minutes, dude.
他现在到了
He's on the...
操 他又右转了
Fuck, he took another right!
这种人怎么会有四点八星
How does he have 4.8 stars?
谁在这停了艘船
Who parked a boat here?
别停下啊
Come on!
别弄了 我们得快跑 快走吧
Come on, we gotta go! Let's go.
停下
Hey!
操♥他♥妈♥的
Fuck! Damn.
等一下
Wait.
他和这件事没有关系
He has nothing to do with this.
好吗 让他走吧
All right? Just let him go.
他是个很好的人 是我逼他来这的
He's a good man. I forced him to be here.
他什么都没对你做
He's done nothing to you.
什么玩意儿
What the fuck?
我想往他脸上砸来着
I was going for his face.
警♥察♥来了
That's the feds.
结束了 特乔 把枪放下吧
It's over, Tedjo. Put the gun down.
我们联♥系♥上了塔里克探员
Yeah, we called Agent Tariq.
最好的探员之一 五星级那种
One of the top agents. Five stars.
他带上了他的便衣同事
He brought his undercover crew with him.
他在匡提科时是班上第一 是夜魔的人
Top of his class at Quantico. He's Dark Ops.
匡提科：美国联邦调查局总部所在地
他还是海军罪案调查处的
NCIS Los Angeles as well.
塔里克 不要开枪 别开枪
Tariq, don't shoot him! Don't do it! Don't do it.
不要 不要开枪
Don't shoot! Don't do it!
你们这帮混♥蛋♥同时叫了这么多车
You assholes called multiple Ubers at the same time?
太不厚道了
So uncool!
妈的
God damn it.
我们完蛋了
We're fucked.
-维克 -斯图
- Vic? - Stu!
来拿枪
Get the gun!
快来拿枪
Grab the gun!
小心他的拳头
Watch out for his fists!
斯图 快拿枪
Stu, get the gun!
住手 住手
Stop! Stop it!
我要开枪了
I'm gonna shoot you!
住手
Stop!
快住手