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你看到什么了 看到什么了 有大胸吗
What'd you see? What'd you see? Were there boobies?
看到乳♥头♥了吗 你为什么不说话
You see nipples? Why aren't you talking?
我们需要更多的钱
We're gonna need more money.
为什么 你只待了五分钟
Why? You were in there for, like, five minutes.
老兄 她们超有说服力的
Dude, they were very convincing!
快拿 快拿
Get it, get it!
快走 快走
Go, go, go!
不
No!
住手 不
Stop! No!
-我都没在看 -住手
- I'm not even looking! - Stop!
住手
Stop.
-我都没在看 -住手
- I'm not even looking! - Stop!
-为什么 -结束了
- Why? - Oh, and done!
干掉他了
Finished him.
据点
A lair.
对
Yes.
而且显然
And obviously,
我们必须要匿名购买♥♥
we're gonna have to be making this purchase anonymously.
显然
Obviously.
如果你在悬崖上有物业
And, um, if you have a location on a cliff.
比如城♥堡♥那种
Like a castle-esque type thing.
-可以俯瞰水面 -俯瞰水面
- Overlooking some water. - Overlooking some water,
俯瞰大海 波涛汹涌那种
seas, below it. Rough, you know...
比如说瀑布
Like a waterfall,
-这样就能开车进入瀑布 -瀑布 没错
- so you can drive into... - Waterfall, yeah. If you... Yeah.
听着 你是最大电压 是吗
Look, Maximum Voltage, is it?
你可以叫我麦克斯
You can call me Max.
听着 麦克斯 不如这样吧
Look, Max, why don't you just start with
先说说你想要几间卧室
how many bedrooms you're looking for?
-一间 -七间
- One! - Seven.
-一间 -七间
- One? - Seven?
怎么 现在是我开寄养家庭了吗
What, am I running a foster home now?
你看过那个把足球扔进太空的视频吗
Have you seen the one where he throws the football into space?
酷毙了
So dope.
你们一定想知道是谁拍的 对吧
You guys gotta wonder who's filming those, right?
拍摄本身就很有勇气
I mean, that's bravery in and of itself.
真的吗
I mean, is it, though?
是啊 其实我还想说 远不只是勇气呢
Yeah. I'd actually argue maybe even more brave.
只是举着相机
Holding a camera?
直面危险
Staring in the face of danger.
就像个奇怪的粉丝
Like some weirdo fanboy.
弗里曼
Freeman.
如果我是你 我就不会这么做
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
怎么 你的闺蜜这次要用轮椅来打我们吗
What, is your bestie gonna hit us with a wheelchair this time?
不 也许不是他 但我有另一个好朋友
No, maybe not him, but I have another best friend
他也许会抓住你们 把你们消灭
who might hunt you down and destroy both of you.
好了 弗莱迪
Okay, Freddy.
你们也许听说过他 人力风暴
You may have heard of him. The Human Power Storm.
频环 活力先生
Frequency Flinger. Sir Zaps-A-Lot.
嗯 他有很多名字
Yeah. He's a man of many names.
你认识红色旋风
You know the Red Cyclone?
就你吗 你认识才怪
You? My ass you do.
我们比你想象的要亲近得多
We're a lot closer than you think.
也许此时此刻就很近
Maybe even at this very moment.
证明
Prove it.
明天我会证明的 明天他会来吃午餐
I will, tomorrow. Tomorrow he's gonna come to lunch.
对吧 比利
Right, right, Billy?
是吗 到时候
Oh, yeah, and then
超人还会给我们端甜点 是吧
Superman's gonna be bringing us dessert, right?
明天午餐时间 你们就知道了
Tomorrow at lunch. You'll see.
如果他不来 我们就痛扁你
And when he doesn't show, then we'll kick your ass.
等等 我的身份是保密的
So, wait, my identity's a secret
这样我认识的人才不会受伤
so no one I know can get hurt.
除非那能让你看起来很酷 那就没问题
Except when it makes you look cool, then it's all good.
比利 他们又不是超级反派
Billy, it's not like they're supervillains.
他们只是超级贱♥人♥而已
They're just super douchebags.
所以你要破坏自己的规矩吗
So, you're breaking your own rule?
懂了
Got it.
这个超级英雄不只是你的 也是我的
This thing is as much as mine as it is yours.
我开始觉得只是你的了
Starting to think you think it's all your thing.
比利 但你还是会来的 对吧
Billy, you're still gonna do it, though, right?
好兄弟会怎么做
I mean, what would a good brother do?
各就各位
All hands on deck.
感谢您赐予我们家人 感谢您赐予我们今日
Thank you for this family. Thank you for this day.
感谢您赐予我们食物 抱歉比利没伸手
Thank you for this food. Sorry Billy's hand's on vacay.
费城有大新闻 出现了一个穿戏服的英雄
Big news in Philly. Got a costumed hero.
他做得挺好
He's doing good.
嗯 但真的好吗
Yeah, but is he, though?
有争议 说吧
Controversy. Into it.
跟我们说说你的观点 尤金
Share with us your perspective, Eugene.
说说而已 他都干什么 给人们的手♥机♥充电吗
Just saying, he's what? Charging people's phones?
那又怎样 我也能充电 用充电器
So what? I can charge a phone with a plug.
说得好
Preach.
佩德罗 你怎么看
Pedro, any thoughts?
服装太傻了
Costume's stupid.
-是啊 -好吧
- Yeah. - Okay.
白色披风搞得好像他要结婚似的
Big white cape like he's getting married or something.
如果他不能自己选服装呢
What if he didn't get to pick his costume?
你们有想过这点吗
Ever think about that?
你是专家 弗莱迪 你认为呢
You're a specialist, Freddy. What do you think?
弗莱迪 我们从积极的一面来看吧
Yeah, Freddy, let's manage to see the positive.
好吧 我觉得他似乎
Okay, well, I think it looks like
对自己得到的力量没有感激之情
he doesn't have gratitude for what he's been given.
非常详细 好吧
Very specific. All right.
也许对于超级英雄来说
Maybe to the superhero,
感激并不意味着要粘人
gratitude doesn't mean having to be clingy.
粘人 有趣的想法
Clingy? Wow, interesting take.
也许有时超级英雄
You know, maybe sometimes a superhero
只是想要一点私人时间
just wants a little me time.
私人时间也可以解释为
You know, me time could also be construed
把家人推开
as pushing away his family.
家人 他们是家人了吗
Family. Is that what they are now?
这是"超级英雄综合症"的典型症状
It's a classic symptom of "Superhero Syndrome."
这是德国心理学家海因里希·冯·德国某某提出的
Coined by German psychologist Heinrich Von German-something,
他认为超能力会变成吞噬一切的毒品
where superpowers become an all-consuming narcotic.
孩子 我们还没吃完饭
Son, we're still eating dinner.
他需要的是一个跟班
What he needs is a sidekick.
你说说哪有酷跟班
Name one cool sidekick.
达拉 你怎么一直沉默 宝贝
Darla, why are you so quiet over there, baby?
你从来不会无话可说
You're never at a loss for words.
我在吃饭
I'm eating.
我为什么还要来上学
Why am I still doing this?
你不能每天都逃课
Well, you can't skip every day.
你这个年龄当然不行
Not at your age.
但我已经不是这个年龄了
But I'm not your age anymore.
但是我可以跟你一起走
But I can go with you.
我们只需要骗过保安 好吗
We just gotta trick the guard out, you know?
比利 你要去哪儿
Billy, where are you going?
你还是会来和我一起吃午餐的 对吧
You're still gonna have lunch with me, right?
比利
Billy!
活力先生还是会来食堂吃饭的 对吧
Sir Zaps-A-Lot's still gonna eat in the cafeteria, right?
好了
All right.
你有没有看...
Did you check it to...
大家通常会给我一点钱
People typically give me a little money, you know...
你们俩挺甜蜜的 祝你们愉快
You're a sweet couple. You guys have a good day.
-天哪 -玛丽 你没事吧
- Oh, my God. - Mary, are you okay?
你怎么知道我的名字
How do you know my name?
我怎么知道你的名字