和我结婚（2022）

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, no.
没关系。我喜欢谈论她。
It-It's okay.
I like talking about her.
那是很久以前的事了，那时卢大概五岁，但他们肯定在一起度过了一些美好的时光。
It happened a while ago
when Lou was like five, but...
they definitely got to spend
some good times together.
我竟然在卢身上看到了她这么多。
And it's crazy how much of her
I see in Lou.
你觉得她会喜欢我吗?
You think she would've liked me?
不。
No.
什么?
What?
是的，她会爱你的。
Yes, she would've loved you.
她会觉得你很了不起的。
She would've thought
you were amazing.
我是说，她可能会质疑一些事情。
I mean, she might have
questioned a few things.
……嗯，她非常自信。
She was very...
Well, she was
very self-sufficient.
我是这个星球上最自给自足的人。
Well, I'm, like,
the most self-sufficient
person on the planet.
-我是说，我一天做的事情比…-不 我知道。
- I mean, I do more things in one day than...
- No, I know.
我知道你喜欢。我不是这个意思。
I know you do.
I'm not saying that.
我是说，你有很多人，你知道，处理事情。
I'm saying you have
a lot of people,
you know,
kind of handling things.
找人帮忙没什么错。
There's nothing wrong
with having help.
我是说，这并不意味着我无能为力。
I mean, it doesn't mean I'm helpless.
这只是意味着我有很多事情要做。
It just means that I have
a lot of things on my plate.
我知道，但你可能不像你以为的那样需要那么多人的帮助。
I know, but you might not need
as many people helping you
as you think you do.
那么，你在说什么?
So, what are you saying?
你想让我一个人待着吗?
You want me to try being alone?
因为我现在可以一个人去。
Because I could go
be alone right now.
不，不，我们先说清楚。
No, no, uh, let's be clear.
"孤独"是指没有帮助，不是没有我。
"Alone" means without help,
not alone without me.
等待。
Wait.
这是个挑战吗?
Is this a challenge?
现在你明白了。
Now you get it.
-你在挑战我吗?-是的。哦,是的。
- What, are you challenging me?
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
是啊，但我们要把它变成一个真正的挑战，好吗?
Yeah, but let's make it
a real challenge, okay?
——好的。-也就是说没有门卫。
- Okay.
- That means without doormen.
——没有yes-Melissa。——好。
- Without yes-Melissa.
- Fine.
没有厨师，没有清洁剂，没有增发剂。
Without cooks,
without cleaners,
without hair extenders.
是的，这很严重。
Yeah, this is serious.
没有live-feeding。
Without live-feeding.
没有持续的拍摄更新。
Without constant
filming updates.
没有那些小的东西。一去不复返了。
Without all that little stuff.
Gone.
好吧。我能做到。
Okay. I can do that.
——好的。-你要怎么做?
- Okay.
- What are you gonna do?
我?…你知道，我会去的。
Me? I'm...
You know, I'm gonna be there.
我来监视。
I'm gonna monitor.
Mm.
不错的尝试,老兄。
Nice try, buddy.
——好的。——什么?
- Okay.
- What?
你会出现在社交媒体上。
You're gonna get
on social media.
——没有。——是的。
- No.
- Yes.
来吧,这是……这是关于你的。
Come on, that's...
This is about you.
你要上社交媒体。
You're gonna go on social media.
你会有Snapchat、Instagram和TikTok。
You're gonna have Snapchat
and Instagram and TikTok.
-你要跳支舞!是的!-这是你的事
- You're gonna do a dance! Yes!
- This is about you.
-别乱扔。——不,听。
- Don't flip it.
- No, listen.
你为什么这么挑剔?
Why are you so judgmental?
它是如此疯狂。
It's so crazy.
不，听着，这将是一件很棒的事。
No, look, this is
gonna be a great thing.
对于你这个老师来说，这是一个很棒的平台。
It's an amazing platform
for you as a teacher.
说真的。
Seriously.
如果你不做，我也不做。
If you don't do it,
I'm not doing it.
好吧。
Okay.
这就是你的小逃亡?
So, this is
your little getaway?
不行 锁上了。
Nope. It's locked.
什么在那里?
Nothing under there?
天啊。该死。
Gosh. Dang it.
杰夫,你能……不，不，那是作弊。
Jeff, can you...
No, no, th-that's cheating.
来吧。你打算怎么办?
Come on. What are you gonna do?
你有个小问题。
You got a little problem.
有时候你不得不让步。
Sometimes you just
got to concede.
没关系。
It's okay.
你真的很想赢。
You really like to win.
是的!
Yes!
来吗?
Coming?
很抱歉我找不到酒杯。
I'm sorry I couldn't find
the wine glasses.
这样更好
It's better.
客厅。
Living room.
呃,这……哦,不。声音。
Ugh, this...
Uh, no. Sound.
哦,我的上帝。
Oh, my God.
——耶稣!-这是谁的房♥子?
- Jesus!
- Whose house is this?
好吧，这样可以抵消破窗带来的微风。
Well, that actually
could be nice
to offset the breeze
from the broken window.
-我们可以做s'mores。-我喜欢棉花糖。
- We can make s'mores.
- I like s'mores.
——我也是。-是的。
- Me, too.
- Yeah.
♪爱情之后是什么……♪
♪ What comes after love... ♪
♪ What comes after love... ♪
我要自己做这些冰沙。
I am going to make us
these smoothies all by myself.
♪。我想我的心生来就不该这么碎。♪
♪ I don't think my heart was made to break this much ♪
♪ I don't think my heart
was made to break this much ♪
♪告诉我有个幸福的结局…♪
♪ Tell me there's a happy ever after us... ♪
♪ Tell me there's
a happy ever after us... ♪
我想你可能忘了这个。
I think you may have
forgotten this.
天啊，他开通账号♥才45分钟，就已经有50万粉丝了。
Jesus, he's had
an account for 45 minutes,
and he already has
half a million followers.
-天啊。看。- 50万?
- Oh, my God. Look.
- Half a million?
现在你需要自己的网页。
Now you need your own web page.
已经在Wix.com上创建了。
Already created it on Wix.com.
“数字涅瓦河撒谎。”
"Numbers Neva Lie."
-太好了。-说得好。
- Oh, that's perfect.
- That is a good one.
-我喜欢。你喜欢吗?-是的，是的，我很喜欢。
- I love that. Do you love that?
- Yeah, yeah, I do like it.
那么，你希望你的标题是什么，G先生?
So, what do you want
your caption to be, Mr. G?
“如果你坐在问题里，答案就会找到你。”
"If you sit in the question,
the answer will find you."
抱歉，我在Instagram上看这个人。
Sorry, I was checking out
this guy on Instagram.
哦。我应该嫉妒吗?
Oh. Should I be jealous?
他听起来很有趣也很帅。
He sounds very interesting
and handsome.
只是发一些关于数学的东西。