别担心，他不会走远的

Yeah, and she...
会一直待在她的隔间里
would just keep to herself up in her cubicle.
然后扬声器里放出她预先录好的声音
Then we'd hear her prerecorded voice come over the loudspeaker.
你能多说些这位上司的事吗
Can you tell us a little bit about this administrator?
可以
Yeah.
期初 我们武装部队的哨兵
Yeah, well, first the sentry in our, uh, attack unit was...
该死
Uh, fuck.
抱歉 多尼尔 我们
I'm sorry, Donnie, can we, uh...
我们能不能聊点别的
can we talk about something else?
不
No.
她让你感觉怎么样
How did she make you feel?
我们亲如家人
Well, we were like family.
你知道 你与家人在一起待得够久后
You know, you spend enough time with your family, you...
是会想掐死你妈妈的 你明白吗
end up wanting to strangle your mom, you know?
我可以提问吗
May I ask something?
问吧 考基
Go ahead, Corky.
你所打的交道里涉及女性吗
Were there any women in your operation?
有
Yeah.
那位上司 但我们没见过她
The administrator, but we never saw her.
我很好奇为什么你的故事里缺少女性
I'm curious why there's a lack of women in your stories.
你的童年 成长经历里
In your childhood, growing up,
你的公♥司♥里 都是这样
in your company.
你的施令方总该会有女人
There must have been women in your command unit.
因为女人就是会搞砸一切
Because women can't handle it over there!
-行了 -让我告诉你
- Hey! Hey! Okay? - Let me tell you,
-你们没有人 -行了
- neither of you would've - Hey!
-麦克 住手 -停下
- Mike, hey! Hey. Mike. - Mike.
-这是小组 -是啊
- This is group. - Yeah.
马丁盖尔 坐下 麦克 坐下
Martingale, sit down. Mike, sit down,
不然你们将被小组开除
or you'll be thrown out of the group.
抱歉
I'm sorry.
你们都太严肃了 抱歉 多尼尔
You all take this so seriously. I'm sorry, Donnie.
如果你去接受圣卢卡斯教堂的周日服务
If you just went down to Saint Luke's Church on Sunday services,
我相信你能找到
I'm pretty sure you'd be able to find
你所期待的救赎
the salvation that you're looking for.
提姆 你真♥他♥妈♥的可爱
Tim, you are very fucking cute.
闭上嘴 因为没人问你话 好吗
Now shut the fuck up, 'cause no one asked you, okay?
所有人 深呼吸
Everyone, breathe.
麦克 你还好吗
Mike, you okay?
提姆 你以为把我把我裤子脱了
Tim, you think you can pull my pants down
我就不必用前裆办事了吗
so I don't have to speak through my fucking fly?
给你吧 兄弟
There you go, buddy.
你忘了打开瓶子
Hey, you forgot to open the bottle!
提姆
Tim!
别锁门 提姆
Don't lock the door! Tim!
见鬼
Oh, fuck.
就赌你们能打开瓶子了 小士力架
Bet you could open this bottle, Snickers.
见鬼
Fuck.
不
No!
该死
Oh, fuck.
该死 该死
Fuck. Fuck.
该死
Fuck!
上帝 狗♥娘♥养♥的
Oh, God, you son of a bitch.
拜托 拜托 拜托
Please, please, please...
小士力架
Snickers!
妈妈
Mom.
你在哪里
Where are you?
你混♥蛋♥
You fucker.
你没用
You tart.
你把我丢在这
You left me here.
我是个瘸子
I'm a cripple.
你在哪里
Where are you?
你是个好人 约翰
You are a good person, John.
你可以帮助自己
You can help yourself.
你可以停止酗酒
You can stop drinking,
你可以重拾幸福和健康
and you can become happy and healthy.
我知道你是我的家
I know you're ceiling for me.
我爱你
I love you.
只是别说我没用
Just please don't call me a tart.
你好 提姆
Hi, Tim.
刚刚
Something...
在我身上发生了很奇怪的事
really profound just happened to me, man.
那真是
Yeah, that's, uh...
太棒了
that's great.
我怕是不会再喝了
I don't think I'm gonna drink anymore.
你介意我拿一些饼干吗
You mind if I have some of these cookies?
可以吗
Can I?
当然 兄弟
Yeah, man.
-请便吧 -谢了
- Knock yourself out. - Thank you.
这里发生了什么 一团糟
What the fuck happened in here? It's a wreck.
这 小士力架在哪
What... where's Snickers?
我是说 你还真没理由相信我
I mean, there's really no reason why you should believe me.
多尼尔 你为什么叫他们小猪
Donnie, why do you call them piglets?
因为我是三重白羊座 卡拉汉
'Cause I'm a triple Aries, Callahan.
也因为他们让我这么干
And 'cause they let me.
再见
See you.
还因为小乳猪很小
And 'cause a piglet is a small,
虚张声势实则胆小的动物
timid animal who tries to be brave
但偶尔也会战胜恐惧
and occasionally conquers his fears.
听着 只有四件事
Look, there's just four things:
继续去戒酒会 读我给你的这本书
Keep going to meetings. Read this book I'm giving you.
不要喝酒
Don't drink.
如果你想喝 先打电♥话♥给我 别不打就喝
And if you think you're gonna drink, call me first, never after.
过去两周
Last two weeks,
我们一直在谈论艺术和工艺
we were talking about art and craft.
艺术中有工艺 工艺中有艺术
All art has craft. All craft has art.
但工艺追求完美
But craft seeks full perfection.
艺术则寻求充分的表达
And art seeks full expression.
因此
That's why...
工匠的工作每次都是一样的
the craftsman's job is every time always the same.
不断重复
Repeat every time.
这就是为什么我们没有两幅蒙娜丽莎
That's why we don't have two Mona Lisa.
顺便提一下蒙娜丽莎
And Mona Lisa, by the way,
可以说是一个控制中的意外
one can say is a controlled accident.
在攻读研究生的过程中
While working through the steps of the fellowship,
我开始感到一股巨大的能量
I began to feel a huge rush of energy.
我突然意识到我曾经是
I suddenly realized that I had been,
或者应该成为一个漫画家 一个小丑
or should have been, a cartoonist, a gagman, all along.
-给你 -谢谢
- Here you go. - Thanks.
当"上帝"这个词不够用的时候
I refer to my higher power as Chucky,
我将高能者称为恰奇
when the word "God" doesn't suffice.
就像那个恐怖电影里的角色
You know, like the character from the horror movie.
不是因为我害怕高能者
Not because I'm terrified of my higher power.
是因为我发现高能者的能力是不可预测的
It's 'cause I find my higher power is unpredictable.
你们要记住的 我的小乳猪们
The thing for you to grasp, my little piglets,
是我们不能控制宇宙
is that we don't control the universe.
而且事实上 一切都会如常即使我们不在了
And, in fact, it will go on in our absence.
我们不能索取帮助
We can't ask for help
如果我们不认为自己可以给予
if we don't think there's anyone out there to give it.
你必须掌握这个概念
You have to grasp this concept.
而且不一定是他妈的耶稣基♥督♥
And that doesn't have to be fucking Jesus Christ
或佛陀或凡纳白
or Buddha or Vanna White.
那我能选择拉蔻儿·薇芝的生殖器吗
So, can I choose the genitalia of Raquel Welch?
拉蔻儿·薇芝 选美小姐 好莱坞女星
我不赞成 卡拉汉
I would advise against that, Callahan.
为什么
Why?
因为这不是他妈的玩笑
'Cause it's not a fucking joke.
如果你的目光局限于自己
If you can't look outside yourself,
无法找到一个高能者 你就完蛋了
and you can't find a higher power, you're fucked.
是啊 谢谢 多尼尔
Yeah. Thanks, Donnie.
当然 再见 约翰
Of course. See you, John.