弟弟（2024）

(吟)
(GROANS)
兄弟，看看我刚刚发现了这个很棒的游戏网址
哈哈哈，滚开
哈哈哈，该死
你明天会来参加这个派对吗？
(输入：不了，我不去)-听说麦迪会在那儿
(删除输入：不了，我不去)
(关门声)
(DOOR CLOSING SOUND EFFECT PLAYS)
哈哈哈，兄弟，我不在乎
(消息响起)
(MESSAGE CHIMES)
(开门声)
(DOOR OPENING SOUND EFFECT PLAYS)
(《触地逆转》由好男孩演奏)
(TOUCHDOWN TURNAROUND BY HELLOGOODBYE PLAYING)
每晚我都看到你站在街角
Every night, I see you standing on the corner
播放流行华纳摇晃的样子
Shaking that thing like you're playing Pop Warner
触地得分逆转，一场接一场...
Touchdown turnaround, play by play...
(音乐停止)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(麦迪的空间-照片)
(响起舒缓的音乐)
(消息铃)
(MESSAGE CHIMES)
也许在大一之前有一个人能让你dw
dw什么意思？
阴♥茎♥勃起
就在2008年的夏天
(开门声)
(DOOR OPENING SOUND EFFECT PLAYS)
但弗瑞尔只要跟她说话，她就得‘黄热病’了
(是指其他人种对亚洲人的狂热爱好)
王要湿湿湿湿了
(单身)
Single
(鸟叫声)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(薇薇安叹息)
(Vivian SIGHS)
(门吱吱作响)
(DOOR CREAKS)
啊...- 正畸医生：是的，看起来不错
Ah...- ORTHODONTIST: Yeah, that looks good.
看起来不错。- (相机哔哔声，快门)
That looks good.- (CAMERA BEEPS, CLICKS)
(吐)粉红色？
(SPITS) Hot pink?
嗯~嗯~- 好的
Mmm-mmm.- All right.
淡蓝色？
Baby blue?
不是。- 不是？(吐)
Mmm-mmm.- No? (SPITS)
那就是最好的颜色。绿色的？
That's, like, the best color. Green?
靛蓝？
是的，先生
- Indigo?
- Yes, sir.
伙计！兄弟，麦迪会想用舌头舔遍它们。
Dude! Bro, Madi's gonna want to rub her tongue all over them.
靛蓝牙套
Indigo braces.
我希望你带上某个东西，道格
I hope you brought some wax, dawg.
某个东西是什么？
What the fuck is the wax for?
汤：(在远处)法哈德！- 法哈德：哟！
SOUP: (IN DISTANCE) Fahad!- FAHAD: Yo!
法哈德！- 法哈德：什么？
Fahad!- FAHAD: What?
汤：你穿的什么？
SOUP: What are you wearing?
就像我的正常服装一样！
This is, like, my normal outfit!
花♥花♥公♥子♥，迷彩短裤是他妈的同性恋！
Dude, camo shorts are fucking gay!
法哈德：兄弟，你妈才是同性恋！
FAHAD: Bro, your mom is gay!
我妈妈患有癌症，你♥他♥妈♥的婊♥子♥！
My mom has cancer, you fucking bitch!
哥们，你♥他♥妈♥怎么回事？
我忘了，兄弟
- Dude, what the fuck?
- I forgot, dude.
但是，兄弟，你可以患癌症并成为同性恋
But, bro, you can have cancer and be gay.
我认为这个是不可能的
But I don't think that's how it works.
兄弟，你们俩还好吗？怎么样？- 你还好吗？
Man, what's good? How you doing?- What's up?
你♥他♥妈♥居然这么说
Fuck you for saying that.
是的，你好吗？怎么好了，王？
怎么样，伙计？
- Yeah, how you doing? What's good, Wang?
- How's it going, man?
很高兴再次见到你。王李
Nice to see you again.
- Lil Wang.
兄弟。怎么了？- 王王
Bro. What?- Wang-Wang.
嘿，你疯了。
哟，王躲起来了
- Hey, you crazy.
- Yo, Wang-Wang in the house.
你知道是怎么回事。
不，但确实如此
- You know how it is.
- No, but for real, though.
就像莉尔·韦恩(Lil Wayne)一直穿着迷彩短裤一样
Like, Lil Wayne wears camo shorts all the time.
汤：好吧，那他就是同性恋
SOUP: All right, then he's gay, then.
杜德，大家都穿着它
Dude, everyone wears them.
汤：那时每个人都是同性恋
SOUP: So then everyone's gay, then.
法哈德：伙计，你们不可能都输给尼尔斯
FAHAD: No way y'all lost to Niles, dude.
汤：是的，兄弟。那个留着山羊胡子的孩子
SOUP: Yes, bro. That kid with the goatee
在第四局中瑞安击中瑞安的炸♥弹♥，就像...
hit a bomb off of Ryan in the fourth inning, like...
法哈德：墨西哥肯尼？
FAHAD: Mexican Kenny?
我觉得他是菲律宾人
I think he's Filipino.
不，伙计，那个男孩说话像墨西哥人
Nah, dude, that boy talks hella Mexican.
哟，为什么这样说？
Yo, what you mean by that?
就像，他总是说我，就像“ 这个”和狗屎
Like, he just calls me,like, "ese" and shit.
我向上帝发誓，他就是喜欢墨西哥俚语
I swear to God, he's just all about the, like, Mexicano slang.
就像，我不知道。- 这太奇怪了
Like, I don't know.- That's so weird.
等会，等下。等一下。我有告诉过你关于里希的事吗？
Wait, hold on. Hold up.Did I tell you about Rishi?
谁是里希？- 法哈德：就像棒球狗屎一样
Who's Rishi?- FAHAD: It's just, like, baseball shit.
你不用担心。- 汤：是的，是的
You don't got to worry about it.- SOUP: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
法哈德：那他呢？
FAHAD: What about him, though?
杜德，他在训练时尿裤子了
Dude, he shit his pants during practice.
他就像是，“我妈妈在跟我恶作剧
And he was all like,"My mom's pulling a prank on me.
她又把大便放在我的裤子里。”
She put poop in my pants again."
法哈德：伙计，“又”是什么意思？
FAHAD: Dude, what do you mean
by "again," though?
哈迪普：哟，兄弟，你去哪儿了？
HARDEEP: Yo, bro, where have you been?
我都把你吹上天了，兄弟
I've been hyping you up too much, bruh.
你好吗，哈迪普？
What's good, Hardeep?
超级，处♥女♥？
Sup, virgins?
哥们，你不是处♥女♥？
Dude, you're not a virgin?
不，我♥操♥了你的妈妈！
Nah, I fricked your mom!
哥们。不，哥们。- 怎么了？
Dude. No, dude.- What?
(耳语)兄弟，他妈妈患有癌症
(WHISPERS) Bro, his mom has cancer.
哦，嗯，​​我错了。呃，嗯，她，她还好吗？
Oh, uh, my bad. Uh, uh, is she, is she okay?
不好，她得了癌症
No, she got cancer.
我对你的遭遇感到抱歉！哟！玉
I'm sorry for your loss. Yo, Jade!
汤：她还活着。- (活泼的聊天)
SOUP: She's still alive.- (LIVELY CHATTER)
玉，这是我一直告诉你的那个男孩
Jade, this is my boy I've been telling you about.
他是整个弗里蒙特最新鲜、最活跃的巴基斯坦人
He's the most freshest, flyest Pakistani in all of Fremont.
那是玉。她还是单身。- 嘿，你还好吗？
That's Jade. She's a real one.- Hey, what's up?
那是艾莉。- 呃，嗨
And that's Ellie.- Uh, hi.
她是个愚蠢的婊♥子♥。- (尴尬的笑)
She's a dumb bitch.- (HARDEEP CHUCKLES)
艾莉：等等，你叫什么名字来着？- 法哈德
ELLIE: Wait, what was your name again?- Fahad.
操蛋。- 兄弟，闭嘴
Fuckwad.- Bro, shut up.
这些是我的朋友
These are my friends right here.
这是王和汤
We got Wang-Wang, Soup.
你叫汤？- 好吧，我的真名是吉米，
Your name is Soup?- Well, my real name is Jimmy,
但是每个人都叫我汤。- 为什么？
but everyone just calls me Soup.- Why?
他的房♥子闻起来总是像汤一样
His house just, like,always smells like soup.
汤：是的，我妈妈煮海拉泡菜
SOUP: Yeah, my mom cooks hella kimchi-jjigae.
你知道的，萝卜汤，牛骨汤
You know, radish soup, ox bone soup.
所有韩国的经典。- 艾莉：哦，这听起来不错
All the Korean classics.- ELLIE: Oh, that sounds good.
玉：所以，我听说你有一些非常好的故事
JADE: So, I heard you have some really good stories.
法哈德：是的，我觉得一般般
FAHAD: Yeah, I mean, like, they a'ight.
哈迪普：不，他们很有趣
HARDEEP: Nah, they hecka funny.
他将成为棕色皮肤第一个获得演艺圈大满贯
He's gonna be the first brown EGOT winner.
我也这么觉得
I'm calling it.
艾莉：我妈妈喜欢大卫·莱特曼(David Letterman)
ELLIE: My mom loves David Letterman.
嘿，你能一分钟之后给我打电♥话♥吗？
Hey, can you, like, call me in, like, a minute?
哥们，为什么？- 打给我...叫我就行
Dude, why? - Just... Just call me.
行吧，随便你
A'ight, whatever, man.
(活泼的聊天继续)
(LIVELY CHATTER CONTINUES)
(触地得分逆转铃♥声♥)
(TOUCHDOWN TURNAROUND RINGTONE PLAYING)
乔治亚州：麦迪，来这里。你必须看到这个
GEORGIA: Madi, come here. You have to see this.
(闷闷不乐)乔治亚州
(MUFFLED) Georgia.
播放流行华纳摇晃的样子
Shaking that thing like you're playing Pop Warner
触地得分逆转...
Touchdown turnaround...
(铃♥声♥停止)
(RINGTONE STOPS)
嘿
Hey.
汤：(通过电♥话♥)哟，你为什么要我打电♥话♥给你？
SOUP: (OVER PHONE)Yo, why'd you ask me to call you?
克里斯：嗯，没事了。
好的，拜，好基友
- CHRIS: Yeah, don't worry about it.
- Okay, bye, pookie.
所以哈迪普开始在河里撒尿，知道吗？
So Hardeep starts pissing in the river, right?
王开始拍他
And Wang-Wang starts filming him.
然后他将它上传到YouTube
And then he uploads it to YouTube