拯救地球（2025）

这是一个非常重要的仙女座实验
It's a very important Andromedan experiment,
需要四到五年
and it takes four to five years.
但如果成功 她就会醒来
But if it succeeds, she will wake up.
那如果不成功呢
Well, what if it doesn't succeed?
那她就会死
Then she'll die.
但如果我们 chemically 终止实验
But if we chemically terminate the experiment,
她就会醒来 她就会醒来
she will wake up, she'll wake up.
那 那 我们该怎么做
Well, how... how-how do we do that?
你有我的车吗 是的
You have my car? Yes.
好的 所以 在我的车里
Okay. So, in my car,
在后备箱里 后面 有一个瓶子
in the trunk, in the back, there is a bottle.
是一个黄色的罐子 上面写着 monoethylene glycol
It's a yellow jug, and it says "monoethylene glycol."
防冻剂 但别管标签
Antifreeze. But forget the label.
那不是防冻剂 是解药
It's not antifreeze. It's the cure.
我把它放在我的车里 后备箱里
I keep it in my car, in the trunk,
藏在防冻剂罐子里
in the antifreeze jug to hide it.
为了安全
For safety.
如果
If...
如 如果这个实验如此重要
i-if this experiment is so important,
你为什么会允许我取消它 嗯
why would you allow me to cancel it? Huh?
有多个实验
There are multiple experiments
在世界各地进行 你母亲只是几十个之一
happening all over the world-your mother's one of dozens.
只要相信我
just trust me.
我被锁在这里
I'm chained up here.
我没办法逃跑 我为什么要撒谎
I have no way of escaping. Why would I lie?
这是给唐的
That's for Don,
你这该死的病毒
you fucking virus.
这不是防冻剂 妈妈
It's not antifreeze, Mom.
别担心
Don't worry.
醒来 妈妈 醒来
Wake up, Mom. Wake up.
来吧 来吧
Come on. Come on.
拜托 妈妈 拜托
Please, Mom. Please.
来吧 来吧 醒来
Come on, come on. Wake up.
来吧
Come on.
妈妈
Mom?
醒来
Wake up.
你能做到的
You can do it.
醒来
Wake up.
操 操 操 操 操 操 操 操 操 操
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
护士 201 现在
NURSE 201, now!
嘿 嘿
Hey! Hey!
嘿
Hey!
你这该死的怪物
You fucking monster.
有多少是仙女座人
How many were Andromedans?
你 你 你对我撒谎了
You-you... you lied to me.
有多少是仙女座人
How many were Andromedans?!
两个 两个
Two. Two?
你这可怜的蠢货
You miserable fucking idiot.
你知道你做了什么吗
Do you know what you've done?
你
You...
你杀了她
you killed her.
安静
Quiet.
我来告诉你为什么我长得像人类
And I'll tell you why it is I resemble a human.
我们的第75位皇帝首先发现了地球
Our 75th emperor first discovered the Earth.
这个星球当时由恐龙统治
This planet was ruled by dinosaurs,
堪称完美的生物 拥有复杂却稳定的生态体系
magnificent creatures with a complex but stable ecosystem.
哦
Oh.
但我们无意中将一种致命病毒传播到了这个星球
But we inadvertently spread a fatal virus to the planet.
皇帝感到内疚
And the emperor was struck with guilt,
看着地球上所有的生物死去
watching all of Earth's creatures perish.
于是他赋予了这个星球新的生命
So he gave new life to this planet.
这些生命 简直是从我们的基因里爬出来的
Life resembling us.
早期的测试人类几乎无法站立
The early test humans could barely stand,
但很快他们开始行走并繁殖
but soon they walked and began to reproduce.
一个与自然和谐共处的文明诞生了
A civilization was born in harmony with nature.
亚特兰蒂斯
Atlantis.
我们被尊为神
We were worshipped as gods.
但有些人类希望超越我们
But some humans wished to surpass us,
于是他们开始创造自己的新的
so they began creating their own new,
实验室培育的更强壮的人类
lab-grown humans that were stronger.
但新人类也更具有攻击性
But the new humans were also more aggressive,
于是爆发了冲突
so a conflict broke out
最终导致了一场热核战争
that eventually resulted in a thermonuclear war.
在战争的余波中 所有人类都灭绝了
And in the war's wake, all of humanity was extinguished,
除了少数被选中的人 他们建造了一艘方舟
save for a select few, who built an ark
在海洋上航行了一个世纪
and traveled the oceans for a century.
当最终安全地重返陆地时
When it was finally safe to resurface on dry land,
方舟的领袖们死了
the leaders of the ark died,
只留下少数突变样本
leaving behind only a few mutant specimens
退化的半人类
of degraded semi-humans.
猿类
The apes.
进化重新开始 但走向了混乱
Evolution resumed but toward chaos.
新进化出来的人类 你们现在的祖先
The newly evolved human beings, your current ancestors,
在无尽的战争循环中自相残杀
fought amongst themselves in an endless cycle of war,
种族灭绝 生态破坏
genocide, ecological destruction.
他们蹂躏了地球
They brutalized Earth.
他们污染了她的水域 破坏了她的气候
They ruined her waters, ravaged her climate,
用毒品和技术毒害自己
poisoned themselves with drugs and technology.
就算把铁证甩在他们脸上
And even when presented with irrefutable evidence
证明他们在自我毁灭 人类依然我行我素
of their own self-destruction, the humans continued unabated.
甚至我自己也变得更像人类
Even I myself became more human,
更自私和残忍♥
more selfish and cruel,
我在你们同类中待得越久
the longer I stayed here amongst your kind.
但人类无法控制自己的本性
But humans can't help the way they are.
这在你们的基因里
It's in your genes.
你们的祖先植入的基因
The genes implanted by your ancestors
为了强化自身
to strengthen themselves.
它在你们的身体里复♥制♥ 并且变得越来越强
It gets reproduced in your bodies, and it grows stronger.
我们仙女座人来到这里是为了消除那种自杀基因
We Andromedans are here to eliminate that suicidal gene.
为了拯救人类
To save humanity.
也是为了把地球从你们同类手中拯救出来
also to save Earth from you and your kind.
不
No.
不 你们是来杀我们的
No, you came here to kill us.
你 你们是来杀我们的
Y-You came to kill us.
呃 那是错的 那是错的 泰迪
Well, that's wrong. That's wrong, Teddy.
我们中的一些人本来更倾向于
Some of us would have preferred
直接消灭你们物种
simply eliminate your species,
但皇帝相信仍有希望
but the emperor believed there was still hope,
所以有了这些实验
so the experiments.
你母亲参与的那些实验
The experiments your mother was a part of.
她被选中是因为她弱小
She was chosen because she was weak.
因为她破碎
Because she was broken.
如果我们能纠正她
If we could correct her,
也许所有人类都能被纠正
perhaps all humans could be corrected.
但是你 你杀了她
But you... you killed her!
你杀了她
You killed her.
我本以为你给昏迷病人喂防冻剂
I figured you'd be apprehended
会被逮捕
feeding antifreeze to a coma patient
然后我就能获释 回到我的工作中
and then I'd be freed and could return to my work.
但你居然逃脱了 你这病态的猿猴
But you actually got away with it, you sick ape.
我不是病态的猿猴
I'm not a sick ape.
你是病态的猿猴
You are a sick ape.
听着 还有其他测试对象
Listen, there are other test subjects
正在显示出进展
who are showing progress,
我们必须向皇帝展示真♥相♥
and we must show the emperor the truth.
明天
Tomorrow.
在月食期间
During the lunar eclipse.
为什么
Why?
泰迪 听着 我知道 我知道
Teddy, listen, I know, I know.
你可能恨我
You may hate me,