烛台背后（2013）

如果你爱我，你就该试
If you loved me, you'd try it.
如果你爱我，你根本不会让我做这样的事情
If you loved me, you wouldn't ask me to do something I hate.
哦，我的上帝！
Oh, God!
突然间你的腔调就像
All of a sudden we're sounding like
"我爱露西“的两夫妻(50年代肥皂剧)
a gay Lucy and Ricky.
"哦，瑞奇，假如你爱我
"Oh, Ricky, you wouldn't fuck me up the ass
你就不会操♥我♥的屁♥股♥ "
if you really loved me."
为什么我是露西？
Why am I the Lucy?
因为我是乐队的指挥
Because I'm the bandleader
夜♥总♥会♥的门面
with the nightclub act.
喂
Hello.
等等
Hold on.
是你妹妹
It's your sister.
安吉，搞什么？
Angie, what?
什么时候？
When?
好吧
Okay.
你有联♥系♥ 他叫什么名字？
Did you call what's his name?
好吧 好吧
Okay. Okay.
让我跟西摩说说这个
All right, let me call Seymour on this.
明天早上第一件事
It'll be first thing in the morning.
嗯
Yeah.
好吧
Okay.
李，怎么了？
Lee, what?
妈妈去世了
Mama died.
不
Oh, no.
不
Oh, no.
哦，李，真的很抱歉知道
Oh, Lee, I'm so sorry.
你真的 很了不起 在过去的几天里
You have been amazing these past few days.
我们还没机会好好谈谈
We haven't even had a chance to talk.
现在什么感觉？
How are you feeling?
我自♥由♥了
I'm free.
你会喜欢这个的
You're going to love this.
嗯 别这样嘛 就这一次
Mmmm. Come on. Just this one time.
不，我不想要
No, I don't want to.
宝贝 来嘛 我会给你买♥♥个小跑车
Pooch, pooch, pooch, come on. Ride my little scooter!
回家就有小跑车哦
You can ride my little scooter!
不要闹我痒痒 让我们来看看
Don't tickle me. Let's see.
噢 爹地！
Oh, daddy!
李？
Lee?
李？
Lee?
李？
Lee?
嘿 里面有人的好吗 你搞什么？！
Someone's in here! What the fuck?!
你在做什么呢？
What are you doing?
为什么我 在沙发上？
Why was I on the couch?
因为昨晚我不能忍♥受你睡在床上
Because I couldn't bear you last night.
假如你继续吃那些药
And if you keep taking that junk,
睡沙发都算幸运了
you'll be lucky to stay on the couch.
昨晚怎么了？ 我没准备好接受道歉
Well, about last nightI'm not ready for apologies yet, okay.
道歉？ 干♥你♥
Apology? Fuck you!
你是一个众人皆知的明星
You are a wellknown star.
你疯了吗？
Are you out of your mind?
去那样的地方？
Going to a place like that?
要是有人认出你怎么办
What if somebody recognized you
他们会联♥系♥报社的好吗？
and called the papers?
上帝！
I mean, Jesus!
当伦敦报纸说我是同志
When the London papers said I was gay,
我把他们告上法庭 并赢得了官司
I took them to court and won the lawsuit.
他们收回报道 而且赔偿我
They retracted the story and they paid for it.
那是因为他们没有证人见到
Only because they didn't have
你在一个有假阴♥茎♥的房♥间
a witness of you in a room of dildos
老二穿过格子间的洞穴
with your dick hanging out in a glory hole.
你是不是他妈的疯了？
Are you out of your fucking mind?!
上帝啊，如果被西摩发现
Jesus, if Seymour found out.
我是说 他砸的几百万
I mean, the millions he spends
留住那些认为你只是没遇到合适女人的粉丝
keeping fans thinking you just haven't met the right woman?
哦，斯科特，你说得对
Oh, Scott, you're right.
你说得太对了 我必须停止
You're so rightI got to stop.
再也不要 我发誓再也不要这样
Never again, I promise, never again.
我对天发誓
I swear to God.
你是真的对我好
You're so good for me.
我不知道怎么回事
I don't know what it is.
有时我没法控制自己
I can't stop myself sometimes.
就像嗑药
It's like a drug you know?
就像每次都需要嗑更多
Like when you need a stronger fix each time?
你一定要帮我
You have to help me.
只要是你想要的我都会去做..
I'll do whatever you want
你这疯狂的老皇后
you crazy old queen.
你知道的
You know that.
继续爱我吧
Just keep loving me.
但我要你停止见斯塔兹医生
But I want you to stop seeing Dr. Startz.
我说真的
I mean it.
要上场了吗 好好秀一下啊 谢谢
The entrance? Showstopper. Thank you.
嗨！
Hello!
终于又来看我的演出了啊
Finally, you come to one of my shows.
没办法 看一次会回味好几天呢 记得吗？
No, I was here last year, remember?
这身是新的吗 是新的对吗？
So, this is new, right?
我每年都有新的服装
I have new costumes every year
合同要求的 你喜欢吗？
it's in my contract. You like it?
又整过对吗
You did it again.
反正一次比一次盛大就是了？
It just gets bigger and bigger, right?
知道吗 我觉得你有天你一定会飞起来弹那架钢琴的
One day, Lee, I think you're going to play the piano while you fly.
瑞正在想办法实现
Ray's working on that.
斯科特，干嘛不给他来杯酒水呢？ 你也听到了
Scott, why don't you get him a drink? You heard the maestro.
忙去吧，李 你们好啊！
Do your thing, Lee. Bonjour!
喜欢我的泳池吗？
You guys, how did you like the pool?
想喝点什么？
What would you like?
你上次欠我的钱还没付
The money you owe me from last time and a Jim Beam neat.
我现在手头没有现金
I don't have any cash right now.
你穿你的小泳裤？ 我做到了
Did you wear your little Speedos? I did.
好吧 我接受一起可以变现的
I'll accept whatever's handy, guy.
在泳池的前端是"L"的形状(姓名首字母)
Did you notice the "L" on the front?
那后端不得不是"A"(屁♥股♥)
It was missing an "A" on the back.
你真可爱
You're cute.
真的很可爱 停止啦
You are very cute. Stop.
我喜欢你
I like that.
你的歌♥写得怎么样了？
So, how is the songwriting going?
很好
Good.
有收到一些正面反响
I had some positive feedback.
你什么时候给我听你写的歌♥？
When are you going to let me hear one of your songs?
我不知道 为什么？
I don't know. Why?
因为我害怕 你会不喜欢
'Cause I'm afraid you wouldn't like it.
我为你在做的事感到骄傲啊！
But I'm proud of what you're doing!
我就像一个骄傲的爸爸！
I'm like a proud papa!
我觉得这很棒
I think it's great!
也许 也许等我写完这首就给你听
Maybe when I'm done with this one, you can hear it.
什么时候给我 我都会很高兴听
Whenever you want me to hear.
斯科特，我们得谈谈
Scott, we should talk.
我觉得我们的关系
I think our relationship
处在非常合拍的状态，不是吗？
is in a really good place, don't you?
嗯哼 我也觉得
Mmhmm. I do.
所以我觉得对我们来说
So I think it'd be a good thing for us
假如我们能同时和其他人约会 这会很棒
if we were able to see other people, too.
我不是说像你和我
I don't mean like you and me.
没人会像我们这样亲密
I mean, nothing will ever be like us.
只是我知道有的事情我喜欢做而你不喜欢
I just know there are things that I like to do that you don't
或者你喜欢做而我不喜欢的
and things that you like to do that I don't.
我觉得我们反正这么合拍
And I just think that we're in such a good place
我们不如允许彼此做那些事情
that we can allow each other you know, to do that
同时仍然爱对方 还有继续在一起
and still love each other and stay together.
你怎么想？
What do you think?