You lied to us?
What have you been honest about lately?
妳也骗了我?你们没交往?
So you lied to me too?
You're not together?
我永远不会跟他这种人交往
I could never be with someone like him.
对,因为事情都是我搞死的
没错
Yeah, 'cause I'm the one who fucked it up.
You did fuck it up.
我搞死的?
你搞死的
I fucked it up?
我搞死的?
你搞死…
Yeah, you fucked it up.
I fucked it up?
不
镇静剂
You fucked it up.
坏狗狗,镇静剂
Oh, no.
Bad dog, Kalonofin.
我是说,乖狗狗,你超猛的
I mean, good dog, you killed that shit,
但你下次要先看状况,镇老大
but next time read the room, Kaymoney.
真的很对不起
I am so sorry.
嘿…
Hey, uh...
小碧
Bae.
蛋糕应该没事,没事啦
I think he's gonna be fine.
He's gonna be fine.
He's gonna be fine.
好看吗?
妳很完美
Good, you're perfect.
放轻松,妳有点太激动了
Relax, you're working yourself up.
才不好,不是一切都很美好,好吗?
It is not fine. It is not everything.
It is fine.
我们只要他们来一起庆祝
他们却毁了一切
Okay, all we asked of them was to come out here,
celebrate us, and they are ruining it.
我整个周末的压力都好大
And all week and I have been so stressed,
而妳担心小碧比担心我还要多
and you've been more worried about what's going on with bae
妳更在意妳的计划
than with me.
Well, you've been more concerned about your planning.
妳结婚的对象是我还是行程表?
Are you marrying me or your itinerary?
如果妳这么想,那我们还结什么婚?
Well, if that's how you feel,
then why are we even doing this?
我不知道
I don't know.
妳说啊
You tell me.
我们还有最后一场戏要演
There's one last thing we need to fake.
今天真棒
是啊
真为妳开心
妳真美,我也爱妳
谢谢爸
克劳蒂亚、荷莉
Claudia, Allie, we're assholes.
我们是混♥蛋♥,真的很抱歉
We're really sorry.
我是烂妹妹,他是烂朋友
I'm a terrible sister, and he's a terrible friend.
今天是妳们的大日子
It's your guys' big day.
我们保证不会惹事的
We're not gonna mess it up, we promise.
但你们听好,要是你们把今天搞砸
Uh-huh, but just so you both know,
if you fuck up today, the something I borrowed
我可是借了一把刀子
is a knife, and it's shiny and new.
而且它新到发亮
爱情如此醉人
Love is intoxicating.
它包围着你
It envelops you, it tickles you,
让你心痒难耐
让你觉得自己能一步登天
and it makes you feel like you can walk on air.
它就像这阵风
It's like this wind.
在你骨子里、呼吸里、每次心跳里
It's in your bones, it's in your breath,
it's in every beat of your heart.
你找不到它,无法形容它
You can't look for it, you can't describe it,
也躲不了它
and you can't escape it.
荷莉
Allie, I love you so much,
我好爱妳
而我不常说出口
and I don't think I say it enough.
妳和我就像阴与阳
You are the yin to my yang,
花生酱和果酱
peanut butter to my jelly,
我会珍爱妳到永远
and I will love you forever and always.
克劳蒂亚
Claudia, I love you with so much of my heart
我全心爱妳,爱到没有余力反抗
that none is left to protest.
说得真好
That's very good.
我乱编的
Just made it up.
镇静剂
A lot of it.
我在此宣布妳们结婚了
I now pronounce you married!
Yeah!
“克劳蒂亚与荷莉”
你看,她在那里
Oh, look, there she is.
嘿,两位父母
Oh, hey, parents.
那是塔斯马尼亚吗?
Is that Tasmania?
Yeah.
妳还好吗,女儿?
How are you doing, honey?
很抱歉我骗了你们关于学校的事
I am so sorry I lied to you guys about school.
我不想再让你们失望
I didn't want to disappoint you guys again.
妳要是先说,也许我们就能…
Well, if you'd just told us, maybe we could have--
拚命阻止我?
Trying to talk me out of it?
不是,也许我们就能支持妳
No, maybe we could have supported you.
我知道这对你们来说很可怕
对
I know this is scary for you guys.
但对我来说也很可怕
我必须自己想清楚
Yeah, it's scary for me too,
and I gotta figure it out on my own.
我知道我们有时候显得有点…
I know that every now and then
we might come off as a little...
像控制狂?
不是
Controlling?
霸道?
不是
No.
Overbearing?
像神经病?
No.
Actually crazy?
对
对,没错
Yes.
但都是因为我们很爱妳
That's it, but only because we love you so much.
爱妳
Love you.
干杯
敬我们
敬我们
Good luck.
Good luck.
这下得用那个了
就是说啊
阿姨,我可以把他抢走吗?
什么事?
Hi, Aunt.
Yes?
Do you mind if I steal a hand?
可以啊,去吧
Uh, not at all.
可以吗?
玩得开心点
Go ahead.
High five.
嘿
Hey.
嗨
Hi.
阿波呢?
Where's Bo?
他闪人了
He buggered off.
他说他看到一定要冲的浪
He said he saw a wave he couldn't morally not surf.
很遗憾
I'm sorry.
我们本来就没什么
It was never really anything.
至于你和小碧
And you and Bea.
她说你们只是“顺势交往”
She said you were just situational.
她这么说?
She said that?
好
妳还好吗?
Are you good?
对,我们知道妳这周末很不好过
Yeah, we know it's been a tough weekend for you.
我不知道
I don't know.
过去这几天真的让我发现
自己有多想念你
These last few days really made me realize
how much I miss you.
妳可以去散散步,理清思绪
Why don't you just go for a walk?
对,我们陪妳
我们不会
Figure your head.
Yeah, we'll go with you.
No, we won't.
我爱妳,但这是我们的婚礼,所以…
No.
I love you, but this is our wedding.
So...
妳们确定吗?
Are you sure?
对
对
Yeah.
我可能会去观察路人
I might go and do some people watching.
只是没心情看…
Just not...
这些人
these people.
谢谢妳们
Thank you.
再见
哇
Wow.
班
Ben.
我渴望这一刻好久了
I wanted this for so long.
但我大概只是对回忆太执着
But I think I'm just holding on to a memory.
而且我…
And also, I...
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