All right. -You can sit with me.
你不出演吗一不
You're not in it? - No.
不我不会演戏是有《爱德华》
No, I'm no actor. I mean, sure, Edward.
但那玩意儿
But that whole thing was..
实在太烂了
What a piece of shit. I don't even allow people
我现在都不让人继续演那个了
to perform that anymore.
不那是你不凡的早期作品
No, no, no. It was your precocious early work,
而且它让我们相遇了它有这项功劳
and it brought us together, so it served that noble cause.
谢天谢地他们没有做成电影
Thank God, they didn't make that movie.
我还挺失望的
I was so disappointed.
我很想看那个人怎么演绎我
I really wanted to see that guy try and play me.
总之我们碰见你真是太好了
But anyway, it's brilliant we bumped into you,
下个月演出结束
'cause we're actually moving away next month
我们就搬走了
when the play wraps.
你们要去哪
Where? Where are you going?
去加拿大一个叫谢珀顿的地方
To Canada. A place called Shepperton.
你听说过吗
Have you heard of it?
基本上是个裸体主义者聚集地
It could be described as a nudist colony.
是那只是一部分很小的一部分
Yeah. It's only a part of it. Small part of it.
但确实我们基本上就是
But yeah, basically we'll be.
上帝赋予我们的模样
As God intended.
为什么
Why?
说来话长我们
Well, it's a long story. We met this woman
遇到了一个女人-爬安第斯山的时候
when we were... -Going through the Andes.
对结果她是个非常了不起的人
Yeah. And it turns out she's this incredible person
有一堆追随者
with followers and all that.
她跟我们讲了生态哲学
And it's kind of this ecological philosophy.
还有自♥由♥恋爱主义
And... And... And free love.
对还有-还有 LSD Yes, but also it's... -And LSD.
对有些时候但·····-你试过 LSD 吗盖
Sometimes, yeah, but it's... -Yep. Have you done LSD, Guy?
服药后的不良幻觉怎么办
Wha... What about like bad trips?
有这个可能
Yeah, it's possible.
全都取决于你如何看待这件事盖
But it's all really down to how you frame it, Guy.
我觉得他不太行
I don't think he could handle it.
他只是需要有人引导他而已
Yeah. He just needs someone to lead him through it is all
我就可以做到一最近刚认证
Which I can do. - Recently certified.
那你们的孩子呢
And what about your kids?
不一他们不去
No. - Yeah, no.
他们说那是邪教
They say it's a cult.
是啊你应该
Yeah. I mean, you probably think
也觉得是邪教吧
it's a cult, too, right?
听起来确实
Well, I.. I guess it sounds
一有点像邪教一是啊
a little like a cult. -I mean, yeah, sure,
如果说得笼统一些的话
if you paint it in like broad brush strokes.
但其实没有什么首领
But it's... It's really quite leaderless.
那个安第斯女人
But what about this, Andes woman,
一她不是首领吗一她是发起人
isn't she like the leader? -Founder.
是她拉开了整件事的序幕
Yes, she set it all in motion.
但她
But it's... It's.
她不是那种导师嗯她算是个导师吧
She's not a guru in the... Well, she's sort of a guru.
她是纯粹意义上的导师
Yes. She's a guru in the pure sense.
是啊你瞧我们一说
Yeah, see we can't talk about it without sounding.
就听起来像神经病
Absolutely bonkers.
嗯-但说真的
Yeah. But honestly,
那里是天堂
It's... It's... It's paradise.
真正的天堂
Actual paradise.
就像乌托邦-对乌托邦
Like utopia. -Yeah, utopia.
最接近天堂的地方-对
Closest thing to it. -Yeah.
那你们的事业呢
And what about your career?
我已经达成了我想要的一切目标
Well, I've accomplished everything I've ever wanted.
我准备好进入下一阶段了
I'm... I'm ready for the next phase.
她现在只想
I mean, all she wants to do now,
服 LSD 整日沉沦
is take LSD and fuck all the time.
你懂的
mean, you know.
别说我们了你怎么样?
Enough about us, what's going on with you?
一跟我们说说一是啊
Tell us everything. -Yeah.
我不知道
Well, I mean. I don't know.
Um..
今晚想吃点什么
Do we know what we would like tonight?
你怎么想爱德华
What are you thinking, Edward?
你先点吧我有点
我们在庆祝
Okay. Well, we're celebrating,
所以多来点清酒
so we're gonna need some more sake.
再来一瓶獭祭早田
Let's do another bottle of the Dassa i Hayata.
再来个海带
And for the table, the wakame,
炸豆腐
the age dashi tofu,
他必须得尝尝海胆吐司
and he needs to try the uni toast.
再来份盐烤鱼下巴
And an order of the hamachi kama, why not.
我的主菜
And for my entree,
就要一份和牛套餐
let's go with the wagyu flight
请给我来一份甜味增鳕鱼谢谢
A miso black cod for me, please. Thank you.
先生您呢
And for you sir?
您想再看看菜单吗
Do you need a minute?
是我
Yeah. I..
哦老朋友
My old friend.
你真是一点没变
You haven't changed a bit
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