英伦86（2010）

哦！哦！天哪 感觉真好 太棒了！
Ooh! Oh, no, it feels nice.It's nice!
你起来一点儿 好 就这样
Just get it up a little bit.That's it.
哦 天哪 我的腿挂在你胳膊上
Ooh, no, me legs are hurting on these arms.
早
Morning.
给你 是杯茶
There you go. Cup of tea.
睡的好么？
Sleep well?
还行
All right.
还行 别骗我了
All right, come on.
Kel 怎么了？
Kel, what's up?
没事
No.
肯定有事儿
Something's up.
没有
No.
看着我
Look at me.
Kel？
Kel?
说吧 你在想什么？
Come on. What's on your mind?
想 Lol说的话
It's just what Lol said.
-是真的么爸爸？-不是
-Is it true, Dad?-No.
不 她在撒谎
No, it's not true.
她没那么说过 是么？嗯？
She didn't say it, did she? Eh?
事实上她并没有那么说
She didn't actually say it,
没有 我告诉你她的所作所为 她暗示了这件事
no.I tell you what she done. She insinuated it.
然后就逃跑了
And then she run away.
她就这么搞砸逃跑了 让我们面对这乱七八糟的一切
She's left us to face the shit that she left behind in the room with us.
但是她为什么要撒谎？
But why would she lie?
怎么这么久？ 哦 他可真♥他♥妈♥的是个大傻♥逼♥
What took so long?Oh, he's just a fucking knob.
别这么说他
Don't call him that.
天哪 Lol 我们在偷♥情♥
Jesus, Lol, this is romantic.
我们可以说说话的 我们没必要直奔主题
We can talk, you know. We don't just have to rush into things.
是啊 好吧 我讨厌谈话
Yeah, well, I'm bored of talking.
好吧
Great.
Sandhu先生其实挺好的 你知道的
Mr Sandhu is really nice, you know.
我没说他不好
I'm not saying he's not.
就是 你懂的 就是有点儿不能正视他
It's just, you know, a little bit difficult to look at him
尤其是在发现他跟我妈在我爸的床上滚床单以后
in the same way after I've seen himon top of my mum in my dad's bed.
嗯 我懂的 你看到这种事儿确实挺别扭的 虽然现在
Yeah, I know. It's tough that you've seen that and you've got that
你的脑子里满是那幅画面 但是请你忘掉它
graphic image in your head now,but wipe it out of your mind.
做不到
I can't.
你必须要做到
You're going to have to.
你倒是说得容易 Smell
It's easier said than done, Smell.
你不是吧 女人都有需要的 好不好？
Come on, all women have got needs,OK?
所有人都有
All of us.
我知道 但是她不行 她已经老了
I know, but she hasn't. She's old.
我们都是有性♥欲♥
We've all got sexual desires.
是的 可是她都快50了
Yeah, but she's like 50.
算了吧 你妈还想跟Sandhu先生做♥爱♥这个事儿
Come on. Just appreciate that your mum
你最好还是客观对待
wants to have sex with Mr Sandhu.
我知道这很难面对
I know it's hard to get to grips with,
但是如果你接受了 就意味着你又长大了
but if you accept it, that means you're being more grown up.
这证明了你已经是个男人了 真的
That shows that you're being a man,actually.
你想到过这件事儿么？
Have you ever thought about that?
只需要掌控事件的发展
Just take control of the situation.
像你妈妈期望的那样来照顾她的生活
Look after your mum like she would want you to look after her
把Sandhu先生骑在你妈身上什么的都忘掉
and wipe that thought of Mr Sandhu riding your mum out of your mind.
这算个什么时间呢 伙计？
What time do you call this, lad?
很抱歉 Squires先生
I know! Mr Squires, I'm so sorry.
我的Ian出了点儿小麻烦
I've had a right rum do with our Ian.
昨天晚上我忘了关笼子门
I left the cage door open last night.
我到底有多麻烦 扣十分？
How much trouble am I in, out of 10?
一般来说应该是8分 但是鉴于你刚搬到新公♥寓♥
Normally it'd be an eight, but since you've just moved into your flat,
我就扣你5分吧 好了 干活！
I'll give you five. Now, come on!
谢啦 老兄 我真的很抱歉
Thank you, mate. I'm so sorry.
你还好吧 Lol？
You all right, Lol?
嗯 很好
Yeah, I'm fine.
确定？嗯 嗯
Sure? Mm-hmm.
你确定你还好？
Are you sure you're all right?
是 我很好 MLGB的 别老问我问题！
Yeah, I'm fine. Fucking hell! Stop asking me!
-我看着你的脸就觉得… -那就别看我的脸
-It's just the look on your face is...-Well, don't look at my face then.
快点！
Come on!
-哦 我勒个去 继续 -等等 你听见了吗？
-Oh, fuck's sake. Come on.-No. Did you hear that?
听见了 就是他妈的有人在外面晃荡
Yeah, it's just somebody outside fucking around.
哦 天哪
Oh, God!
-是 Woody？ -不是 他有钥匙
-Is that Woody?-No, he's got a key.
Milky 继续
Milky, come on.
艹 怎么了？欧，快点！
What the fuck?Oh, quick!
你♥他♥妈♥的在干什么？你知道是谁…那是谁吗？
What the fuck are you doing?Do you know who...? Who is it?
我他妈怎么知道 我看不到那该死的门外
I don't fucking know.I can't see through fucking doors.
要是他没带钥匙怎么办？
What if he's left his key?
他怎么会没带 他带着的 我知道他带着的
Well, he hasn't.He's took it, I know he has.
-你在干什么？-我怎么知道！
What are you doing?I don't know!
我日！
Fuck's sake!
他妈的是谁？！
What the fuck?!
你好 Lol
Hello, Lol.
你怎么会知道我的地址？
How d'you get my address?
我还是认识一些这鬼地方附近的人的
I still know a few people around 'ere.
好吧 你想干什么？我现在有点儿忙
Yeah, well what do you want?I'm a bit busy.
请你再穿几件衣服 亲爱的
Put some clothes on, please, love.
-这儿是我家 -请你穿上衣服行吗？
It's my house.Put some clothes on, please?
-不-在你ML的时候把你叫出来了？
No.Caught you at a bad time?
是的 事实上你就是这么做了 我刚在楼上找到点乐趣
Yeah, you have, actually. I was upstairs having a bit of fun
还是和一个黑人 你想要见见他吗？
with a black man. Do you want to meet him?
我不是来这儿和你吵架的 而且我也没有进去的打算
I haven't come around here for a row.And I don't want to come in.
我只是认为应该给你个机会直言不讳得发表下自己的看法
I just thought I'd give you a chance to say your piece.
好吧 我现在正忙着呢 换个时间再谈行么
Yeah, well, I'm busy at the minute so some other time.
可以 那你至少告诉一下我应该怎么做
Well, at least tell me what I'm supposed to have done.
我到底要在从哪儿开始和你谈？
Where do you want me to start?
你殴打我妈 你♥他♥妈♥每次就留下五分钟
You knock Mum about, you leave every fucking five minutes.
不是那个 是别的事情
Not that. The other thing.
-别的事？-你知道的
Other thing?You know.
-不 不好意思 -你肯定知道的
No, sorry.You know exactly.
恩？快点
Huh? Come on.
啊？不不 你无法告诉我 我到底应该怎么做
Eh? No. No, you can't tell me what I'm supposed to have done
因为它根本就没有发生过 不是吗？！
because it didn't fucking happen,did it?!
你♥他♥妈♥伤了你姐姐的心知道吗
You're breaking your fucking sister's heart.
你伤害了我的姐姐 我对天发誓你很快就会回到…
You touch my fucking sister and I swear to God you'll go back to...
你♥他♥妈♥竟敢对我扬手 我发誓我早晚要杀了你！
You fucking raise your hand to me,I swear I'll kill ya.
现在给我放弃！
Now back off!
把你那些该死的责备对自己说说！
Keep your fucking accusations to yourself!
言语创伤什么的 好好 去控诉那该死的创伤去吧
Words wound, all right,and accusations fucking damage
你在家里做了损人的事情
and you're doing damage indoors
又做了那么多乱七八糟的事伤害了我
and you're doing damage to me.
我日！
Fuck you!
放弃吧 我警告你丫的
Back off, I'm warning ya.
-我已经告诉过你了！我警告过你了！-是的 好
You've been told. You've been told!Yeah. Fine.
-我警告过你了 -好吧
You've been told.Fine.
我他妈已经告诉过你了
You've fucking been told.
放弃吧
Back off.
到底怎么了 Lol？
What the hell, Lol?
-那个是你♥爸♥爸吗？-是的 你听到他说话了？
Was that your dad?Yeah, did you hear him?
是的 我听到了 多谢你的补救
Yeah, I did.Thanks for the fucking help.
Lol 我想我让这事变得更糟了
Lol, I would have just made it worse.
快点带着你那该死的蛋从这儿离开 快滚开
You've got your fucking balls back now, just fuck off.
你还好吗？你须不须要…
Are you all right? Do you want...
你想谈谈吗还是你希望我去找Woody
Do you want to talk,do you want me to get Woody?
给我滚
Fuck off.
快滚！
Fuck off!
快点给我滚啊！
Just fuck off!
等等
Hey.Hey.
一天 Richard 就一天
One day, Richard, one day.
喂 我还没告诉你
Hey, I didn't tell you,
上星期我写了个关于你的便条给了总公♥司♥
I sent a memo to head office talking about you last week.