我在想你可以帮忙。
And I was thinking that you could help.
右。来吧,伙计,我们准备好了!
Right. Come on, mate, we're ready to go!
所以我们计划面试所有专业
So we're planning on interviewing all the major
球员。约翰·梅杰、托尼·布莱尔、
players. John Major, Tony Blair,
甚至可能是比尔克林顿。
maybe even Bill Clinton.
你想采访任何来自北爱尔兰的人吗?
You want to interview anyone actually from Northern Ireland?
哦,是的。我们将与各方交谈。
Oh yeah. We'll talk to all sides.
也许你可以把我介绍给一些忠诚的恐♥怖♥分♥子♥。
Maybe you can introduce me to some loyalist terrorists.
你知道,不是每个来自北爱尔兰的人都是恐♥怖♥分♥子♥。不。不好意思。当然不是。
Not everyone from Northern Ireland is a terrorist, you know. No. Sorry. Course not.
右。
Right.
西莫!我爱你!
Seamus! I love you!
神!
God!
所以她是范尼根人之一?
So she one of the Fannigans?
井。。。
Well...
说实话,Fannigans在Reddit上大约有25人。
truthfully, the Fannigans were about 25 people on Reddit.
这些数位每天都在上升。
The numbers have been going up every day.
自从节目开始以来,越来越受到认可。
Getting recognised more and more since the show'as been on.
感觉有点奇怪。
It feels a bit weird.
所以那时你可能真的很有名。
So you might actually be famous then.
井。。。也许伦敦有名。
Well... maybe London Famous.
呃,它#顺著我的脖子往下走!
Ugh, it#s going down my neck!
哦,我们来了。
Oh, here we are.
嘿。所以我在想...
Hey. So I was thinking...
对于研究,我们可以谈谈您的直接经验
for research, we could talk about your direct experience
在麻烦中。
in the troubles.
大多数人并没有真正受到它的影响。
Most people weren't really affected by it.
他们当然是。我的意思是,他们一定是。
Of course they were. I mean, they must been.
我受到它的影响,我甚至没有在那里长大。
I was affected by it, and I didn't even grow up there.
的。。。你受到什么影响?
Er... How were you affected by that?
井。。。
Well...
好了,嗯...啪......
OK, so, um... Tt's...
好吧。我和我的妈妈在邮局。
All right. I was I was in the post office with my muom.
一定是六点左右。
It must have been about six.
但消息传来,这名英国士兵
But it came on the news that this British soldier
在贝尔法斯特被杀。所以柜台后面的那个人,
had been killed in Belfast. So the guy behind the counter,
当他听到我妈妈的口音时,他...
when he when he hears my mom's accent, he...
他拒绝服侍她。
he refuses to serve her.
他说...
And he said...
“滚蛋,你这个爱尔兰婊♥子♥。”
"Fuck off, you Irish bitch."
妈在做什么?
What's your mum do?
她就这样离开了。
She just left.
低著头。
With hur head down.
她一整天都没有说话。
She didn't speak for the rest of the day.
但我敢肯定,如果你真的是...
But I'm sure it was harder if you were actually...
医 管 局!嗨,你好。/两个,请。- 哦,我会这些。
Ha! Hello there. / Two, please. - Oh, I'll these.
不,没事。/-我想到了。右。/是的。
No, no, no, it's all right. / - I've got it. Right. / Yeah.
是的。完善。非常感谢。
Yup. PerFect. Thanks very much.
弗兰基?
Frankie?
她打响是为了什么?哦,是的,她...
What's she ringing for? Oh, yeah, she...
她可能只是想收集一些她的东西。
She probably just wants to collect some of her stuff.
你要给她回电话?
You gonna ring her back?
不。
Nah.
欢迎每一位!听听一个关于Saucy Jack的故事。
Welcome everyne! To hear a tale of Saucy Jack.
以及他对叶老伦敦小镇的恐怖。
And the terror he visited upon Ye olde London town.
跟著我,如果你敢的话。
Follow me, if you dare.
你还好吧?
You OK?
怎么了?
What's wrong?
没有做。
Didn't do it.
我没有和弗兰基分手。
I didn't break up with Frankie.
安妮·查普曼是下一个受害者。
Annie Chapman was the next victim.
嗜血的杀手拔出了她的肠子,
Her bloodthirsty killer pulled out her intestines,
把它们放在她的肩膀上。/呸。
placed them on her shoulder. / Ugh.
在我的脑海中完成了。
Done it in my head.
在我的脑海里我和你在一起,在我的脑海里,我和她分手了。
In my head I'm with you, in my head I've broken up with her.
哦,好。我们会继续在你的脑海中消失。
Oh good. We'll just keep going out in your head.
如果我们认真起来,我们可以戴著那顶愚蠢的帽子租一套公♥寓♥。
If we get serious, we could rent an apartment in that stupid fucking hat.
哦,我的上帝。
Oh, my God.
这就是你穿它的原因。因为你不能和我一起在公共场合看到你。
That's why you're wearing it. Because you can't be seen in public with me.
看,我要离开她了。那你为什么不呢?
Look, I am going to leave her. So why haven't you?
因为我害怕。因为我不想成为坏人。
Because I'm scared. Because I don't want to be the bad guy.
你知道,我不...我不想伤害她的感情。
You know, I don't... I don't want to hurt her feelings.
不过,伤害我的没问题,是吗?
No problem hurting mine, though, do you?
你要接那个该死的电话吗?
Are you going to answer that fucking phone?
拜托了,珍妮特。滚蛋,别管我!
Please, Janet. Fuck off and leave me alone!
不好意思。为丰富多彩的语言而道歉。看
Sorry. Apolgise for the colourful language. Look,
我只是。。。不能做这种公开的情感展示。
I just... can't do these kinds of public displays of emotion.
弗兰基绝不会有这样的行为。你他妈吓唬我。
Frankie would never behave like this. You fucking scare me.
我从来没有——我永远不知道你接下来要做什么。
I never - I never know what you're gonna do next.
嘿,小姐。你他妈的在看什么?
Hey, miss. The fuck are you looking at?
耶稣。看,对不起。我试图分手,但我就是做不到。我是个懦夫。
Jesus. Look, I'm sorry. I tried to break up, but I just couldn't. I'm a coward.
你不会这样做的。如果你要这样做,你现在已经做到了。
You're not gonna do it. If you were going to, you'd have done it by now.
她可以给你我不能给你的东西。比如?
She can give you things I can't. Like what?
喜欢。。。她可以告诉你如何采访政客。
Like... She can tell you how to interview politicians.
我的制片人就是这样做的。
My producers do that.
她在红毯或电影首映式上看起来真的很好。
She looks really good in your on the red carpet or film premieres.
你在红地毯上看起来很棒。
You look amazing on a red carpet.
我不想走红地毯。
I don't want to go on a red carpet.
我不想让我的照片出现在报纸上。/这就是我的生活。
I don't want my picture in the papers. / That's my life.
那,那...这就是我想与你分享的!
That, that... That's what I want to share with you!
好吧,我不想要那种生活。
Well, I don't want that kind of life.
好吧,我们怎么能去任何地方呢?完全?
Well, how could we go anywhere? Exactly?
看,不能。
Look, can't.
我对今天真的很兴奋,这是狗屎。
I was really excited about today, and this is shit.
伦敦的狗屎!一切都变成了狗屎。
London's shit! Everything's turned into shit.
这不是狗屎。看,我他妈的喜欢今天。
It's not shit. Look, I fucking loved today.
我他妈的喜欢杜莎夫人蜡像馆。
I fucking loved Madame Tussauds.
我们不应该在一起。
We're not meant to be together.
我不应该和你在一起。你知道这不是真的。
I'm not meant to be with you. You know that's not true.
你和弗兰基分手不是有原因的。
You didn't break up with Frankie for a reason.
这是一个迹象。/这不是任何东西的标志。你只是害怕。
That's a sign. / It's not a sign of anything. You're just scared.
我也很害怕。但是,你知道...
And I'm scared too. But, you know...
但我们可以做到这一点。我现在要和她分手了。
But we can do this. I'm gonna break up with her now.
然后我们会在一起...仅此而已。
And then we'll be together and... And that's it.
从现在开始,我们只会对彼此诚实。
From now on, we will only be honest with each other.
没有更多的秘密。还行?
No more secrets. OK?
我们永远不可能对彼此诚实。
We could never be honest with each other.
西莫!是你吗?
Seamus! Is that you?
你收到我的语音信箱了吗?
Did you get my voicemail?
我有个惊人的消息。
I have had amazing news.
你好。你饿了吗?你吃午饭了吗?
Hi. Are you hungry? Have you had lunch?
你好。
Hi.
我一直在看别人。
I've been seeing someone else.
我要把你留给她。
And I'm leaving you for her.
对不起。它只是发生了排序。我不是。。。
I'm sorry. It just sort happened. I'm not...
以前从未这样做过。
Never done this before.
弗兰基?
Frankie?
那么到底是谁呢?
So who is it?
这重要吗?
Is that important?
不是薇薇安吧?不,不是薇薇,不。
It's not Vivian, is it? No, it's not Viv, no.
那么到底是谁呢?
So who is it?
是珍妮特。珍妮特。
It's Janet. Janet.
哦,我的上帝。那是你表哥。不,不,不,不,不。
Oh, my God. That's your cousin. No, no, no, no, no.
绝对不是我表弟。我们编造了这个,一个谎言,所以你不会怀疑。
Definitely not my cousin. We made that up, a lie so you wouldn't suspect.
哦。我他妈的不敢相信。
Oh. I can't fucking believe this.
我他妈的不敢相信,珍妮特。?
I can't fucking believe this, Janet.?
那天晚上你操过她吗?小屋?不。那时我们什么都没做。
Did you fuck her that night? The cottage? No. We hadn't done anything by then.
那你什么时候做过什么?
So when did you do something?
一个。。。几天前。
A... few days ago.
我的意思是,我们有一个吻。
I mean, we'd had a kiss.
我们谈到了它。但就实际而言...
We talked about it. But in terms of the actual...