职介破事儿（2013）

Yes! Yes, you are. You've always been my rock,
就是! 你就是 我总是能依靠你
even when Chris left me. Oh, well, yeah...
即使Chris走了 这个嘛...
I'm going to buy you dinner tonight.
我今晚得请你吃饭
No need. No, no, I insist, my treat.
没必要 不不 我坚持 我来请
It'll be great to have someone to talk to. Chase the demons away.
有人说说话真好 能赶走沮丧
Honestly, Trish I won't take no for an answer! You deserve it.
说实话 Trish... 我不接受否定答案!你应得的
I'd love to honestly but Please.
我很想去但是... 求你了
OK. It's a date.
好吧 算是约会吧
It's not a date. Excellent, I'll just go and round everyone up.
不是约会 很好 我去把大家都叫过来
Balls.
苍天
Janette, have you got anything
Janette 你有什么
that will get permanent marker off a whiteboard?
能把油性笔写的字擦掉的东西吗?
No, love.
没有 亲爱的
I used the last of the bleach on Angela's mouse mat.
最后一点漂白剂我用来擦Angela的鼠标垫了
Disgusting.
太恶心了
I've got some paint in me boot, six quid the lot.
我的汽车行尾箱里有油漆 六英镑一瓶
Would that look alright?
看不出来吗?
God no, it's brown. D'you want it?
当然看得出 那是棕色的 要吗?
Of course he doesn't. Come on, bab.
当然不要 别着急啊 孩子
You haven't got any nail varnish remover, have you, Chlo?
你有卸甲油什么的吗 Chlo?
No, not on me. Why?
没有 我没有 你要干嘛?
Brain of Britain here's put magic marker on the whiteboard.
这个天才在白板上用油性笔写字擦不掉
I've got some.
我有
What were you thinking?
你到底在想什么?
I was upset. Not as upset as Trish'd be if she saw that!
我当时很沮丧 被Trish看到你会更沮丧!
I thought you liked working here? Yeah, yeah, I do.
我以为你喜欢在这儿工作? 是的 是的 我喜欢
Then why did you draw a big bum, eh?
那你干嘛在这儿画个大屁♥股♥ 嗯?
I don't know.
我也不知道
Poor woman. Just got herself back together
可怜的女人她刚刚才恢复过来
and you go and draw a big bum.
你上来就画一个大屁♥股♥
Will you have a look for it? I can't find it.
你能找一下吗? 我找不到
My hands don't work.
我的手动不了
OK, Karl... Hang on a minute, love.
好的 Karl...等一下 亲爱的
Just making a few last minute preparations.
最后再做几分钟准备
Hurry up, get rid of it!
快点 快擦掉!
Sorry, chick, he's just sorting the chairs out. OK.
对不起 亲爱的 他正在排椅子 好的
Ladies and gentlemen... Have you signed me on?
女士们先生们... 你让我过签了吗?
Yes, you're good for a fortnight.
好的 两周内一定可以
I see your MS has cleared up!
你的硬化症一下子就好了
Karl wants to make sure everything's just right before you go in.
Karl想在你进去之前做到尽善尽美
Aww. Every day he inspires me.
啊 他每天都让我感动
I love your dedication, Karl. Thanks!
我欣赏你的努力 Karl 谢谢!
It's very good. Very detailed.
画得很好 很细致
Oh, thanks. Yeah, I've got an art degree.
谢谢 我可是有艺术学位的人
Is it a self portrait?
这是自画像吗?
OK, Karl? Nearly ready!
好了吗 Karl? 马上就好!
You know this is three quid a bottle? Can I owe it to you?
这一瓶得三磅? 我能先欠着吗?
Will there be crisps and tea? No. No food, love.
里面有薯片和茶吗? 不 没有食物 亲爱的
We normally have crisps and tea after so we don't feel sick.
通常都有的 这样我们才不会恶心
Nearly ready! We're not giving blood, Graham.
马上就好 我们又不是献血 Graham
Tell me why you'd like to work in my cake shop.
告诉我你为什么想在我的蛋糕店工作
Well, it's interesting you should say that Do you like cake?
因为很有趣 你喜欢蛋糕吗?
Well, yeah.
这个 喜欢
Then, congratulations. I'd love to offer you the job.
那么 恭喜你 你被录用了
Right, let's er, let's leave it there.
好的 那我们就 我们就说到这儿
That was brilliant! So beautiful. Let's do another one.
太棒了! 很好 再来一个
Great. Erm, does anyone else want to do the questions?
好的 呃 还有谁愿意上来当面试官?
Yes, good idea. Ooh, Angela, would you like to give it a go?
好的 好主意 Angela 你愿意上去试一试吗?
No. Oh, go on.
不 来吧
Come on, Angela, give it a go. I'll call the union rep.
来吧 Angela 试一下 你再这样我就到工会告你
OK. Erm... anyone else?
好的 呃...还有谁?
Someone? Willing to give it a go?
有人愿意吗? 谁愿意试一下?
Someone with the gift of the gab?
有谁有谈话天赋?
So, to recap your order,
下面 再确认一下订单
that's 70 square metres of coarse weave carpet tiles
70平♥米♥的粗纹毯瓷砖
in the showroom beige. Fine.
陈列室米色 好的
And with your discount that comes to... Trish?
折后价是...Trish?
You don't need me to work it out.
这就不需要算出来了吧
It's important the role play's accurate.
这种角色扮演也是需要准确度的
Fine. Fine. It's fine.
好 好 我来算
So that's ￡143.75 plus VAT.
143.75英镑外加增值税
Sod the VAT. Deal.
增值税就免掉 成交
And how would you wrap this up?
你怎么打包这些?
Well, Karl, at this point - hypothetically,
呃 Karl 这种情况下 假设啊
I'd say to the customer... see you in the car park in ten minutes.
我会这么跟顾客说...十分钟之后停车场见
I would also point out that I do only accept cash.
我还会提醒一下我只收现金
Or Tesco Club Card vouchers.
或者乐购俱乐部卡券
OK. Great, very realistic. Right, er...
好的 很好 非常真实 好的 呃
That's it, we're done. Thank you, everyone.
就这样 到此结束 非常感谢各位
Sorry, erm... Karl.
打扰一下 呃...Karl
About that cake shop, mate. When do I start?
关于蛋糕店 伙计 我什么时候上班?
Aw, Danielle, he's gorgeous!
啊 Danielle 他太可爱了!
Look at his lovely chubby cheeks!
看看他那肥肥的小脸蛋!
How was the birth? Rank!
生产怎么样? 一团糟!
No-one ever tells you about all the stuff that comes out with him.
没人告诉我他生下来的时候会有一堆东西跟着
Looked like someone'd dropped a trifle!
就像蛋糕摔坏了一样!
It was beautiful as well, obviously.
当然还是很棒的
Alright, Dan?
你还好吗 Dan?
You look great. I know, they're brilliant, aren't they?
你看起来棒极了 我知道 厉害吧?
I've gone up three cup sizes. It's like a free boob job!
我一下升了三个罩杯 就像是免费隆胸!
I meant you look well. Oh, right. Ta.
我是说你气色不错 哦 谢谢了
And this must be Luke.
这肯定就是小Luke了
Hello, Luke.
你好 Luke
Ooh. Is that you or him?
呜 是你还是他干的?
Oh, not again!
又来了!
Do you want me to change him for you, love?
要我帮你给他换尿布吗 亲爱的?
Aw, would you? Thanks, Janette.
啊 你来? 谢谢 Janette
I need some wipes, love.
有纸巾吗 亲爱的
Oh, sorry, I'm always forgetting those.
哦 抱歉 我老是忘东忘西的
The other day all I had to clean him with was a bottle of lemonade and a loaf of bread!
有一次我只能用柠檬汁和面包片来给他清洗
Shall we change little Lukey's stinky pants?
我们的小Luke要不要换尿布啊?
Shall we? Yes, we shall!
要不要? 要 我们要!
I can't believe you're a mum.
我真不敢相信你都当妈了
I know. It's mad, innit?
我知道 很疯狂 对吧?
How are you coping?
你能应付过来吗?
Oh, Karl, not you as well.
Karl 你别也来问这些
Everyone's talking like I'm coming back from a head injury.
大家说的好像我摔坏脑袋刚复原似的
Please, no baby chat. Thank God.
求你了 别谈孩子 感谢上苍
I know literally nothing about babies.
我对孩子一无所知
Yeah, me neither.
对 我也是
Come on, what have I missed?
告诉我吧 我错过什么了?
Give me all the goss. Have you got a girlfriend yet?
好好跟我八卦一下 你有女朋友了吗?
Well...
呃...
no.
没有
How are things with Adrian?
你和Adrian怎么样了?
Ah, I finished it, it wasn't working out.
啊 我结束掉了 根本合不来
h, no. Oh, it's fine, he's still going to see Luke.
哦不 其实还不错 他还会来看Luke
Nice bloke, just crap.
人不错 就是废话太多
I mean, should've known really. Who's called Adrian?
我应该早点发现的 谁会叫Adrian这个名字?
Here you are, it's all official.
给你 这是正式文件
See you Monday. Monday?
周一见 周一?
You never told me.
你都没告诉我
I haven't had the chance. He's relentless.
我没找到机会 他太能闹腾了
If he's not producing liquid from one end it's the other.
他不是上吐就是下泻
Coming back to work'll be like having an holiday.
相比之下 上班简直就是度假
Well, I'm delighted you're coming back, Danielle, I really am.
你回来我很高兴 Danielle 真的
Temps are so expensive.
临时工太贵了
There, I've done it, it's all correct, I've double checked it,
给你 我填好了 绝对没有错 我检查了两遍
every last box.
每一个空都检查了
Now will you please, please, help me with my claim?
现在 请你 求你帮我申请好吗?