英版同志亦凡人（1999）

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近几年，牛仔服装的问题在于，
And that's the problem with denim over the past few years,
人人都追求后现代。
everyone's trying to be postmodern.
性…
Sex...
…肌肉，牛仔布，性…
..muscles, denim, sex...
是完美的… - ♪ Sexy boy ♪
lt's the perfect... - ♪ Sexy boy ♪
我可以要一个三明治和一根“士力架”， 但如果我放弃“士力架”的话，
l can have a sandwich and a Snickers, but if l skip the Snickers,
我就离那双CAT工装靴又近了一步。
l'm one step closer to them Caterpillar boots.
跟你八卦一下——Mandy说 Nicole Gooch在追Christian Hobbs。
Here's some news - Mandy said Nicole Gooch is chasing Christian Hobbs.
我说，有没有搞错啊， 你好没眼光。
l said that's so wrong it makes you look subnormal.
Nicole刚找了个新男朋友， 两人蛮般配的。
Nicole boned off with that new bloke, proper couple -
星期四他们还去了唐人街。
they went to Chinatown on a Thursday.
她根本看不上Christian。 - 我看上他了。
She wouldn't look at Christian. - l'd give him one.
我也不清楚… 可能她说的是Nicola Blake。
Cos l don't know... it might be Nicola Blake.
她倒是挺喜欢他，不过她从不出去玩。
She likes him but she never goes out.
她父亲瞎了，她得留在家念书给他听。
Her dad's blind, she has to sit in and read him books.
也有可能是瘫了，谁知道。
Or he's in a wheelchair, l dunno.
我不管，我看上他了。
l would, though. l'd give him one.
去你的。 - 看着吧！我要搞定他。
You'd never! - Watch me! l'd give him one,
我可以当着你的面跟他干。
l'd shag him right now in front of you.
我认识了个帅哥，他叫Stuart。 Stuart Jones。
l met this bloke called Stuart. Stuart Jones.
我们干过了。 - 啊？
Had sex. - No.
大战到早上6点。
Shagged till six in the morning.
怎么啦？
What?
没什么。
Nothing.
让你吃惊了吧？ - 哪有。
Are you surprised? - No.
为什么没有？ - 不知道。
Why not? - Dunno.
你从来没有说过。 - 我不是正在说么？
You never said. - Just said it, didn't l?
你会再见他吗？ - 会。
Are you seeing him again? - Oh, yeah.
太好了，Nathan！
That's brilliant, Nathan!
我知道。
Yeah, l know.
我要搞定他。 - 我也要搞定他。
l'd give him one. - l'd give him one.
只不过我没有本钱搞定他。
'Cept l ain't got one to give him.
喔！ - 喔！
Ooh! - Whoo!
好，我们一起来做这个广♥告♥…
Yeah, we're all going through with the campaign...
很好。呃，等一下。
Brilliant. Erm, one moment.
劳驾稍等片刻， 我得处理一下公务。
Excuse me a minute, l've just got some business.
就在那儿。
Down there.
什么事？ - 他叫Michael。
What? - His name's Michael.
谢谢你，不过这个信息不重要。
Thank you, but the information is not relevant.
他是有妇之夫，还有小孩。 - 我见得多了。
He's married with kids. - Aren't they all?
他在上我在下。 然后他就这么，又是横冲，
He's on top of me, right. And he's like, in there.
又是直撞。
He's up there.
说实话，我都快被他弄死了， 就象有根棍子在插♥你♥。
And it's killing me, l'm tellin' ya. lt's like being stabbed by a stick.
可那感觉真是妙不可言。 因为是他，就什么都好。
And it's fantastic, it's brilliant, cos it's him.
他俯视着我，我就在他的眼中。
And he's looking down at me, l'm right in his eyes.
现在我都可以感觉到他，真的可以，就好象…
l can feel him now, l really can, it's like...
就好象他留下了一个空间，他还在那儿。
lt's like he's left a space. He's still there.
谢谢你了，Sandra， 一切顺利，十拿九稳。
Anyway, thank you, Sandra, that'll be all. The matter is in hand.
“我尽量把咖啡时间拖长些，祝你好运。”
'l'll string out the coffee as long as l can. Good luck.'
用不上。
Don't need it.
他到高♥潮♥了，他到高♥潮♥了，全因为我。
He's coming, he's coming, because of me.
我仰望着他的脸，实在是太美妙了。
And l'm looking up at his face, it's just amazing.
然后他说他爱我。
And he said it, he said he loved me.
我也不傻，知道他只是在花言巧语。
And l'm not stupid, he'd say anything, he was off his face.
但至少在那一刻，他是真心的——
But he meant it. Just for that second -
爱着我。
he loved me.
我不接吻。 - 行啊。
l don't kiss. - Yeah, right.
嘘！
Psst!
来了，Marcie。
All right, Marcie.
你认识过Rosalie Cotter了吗？ 这星期一刚来的。
Have you met Rosalie Cotter, started Monday?
她怎么啦？ - 我烦她。以为自己是个人物呢。
What about her? - l can't stick her. She thinks she's it.
我说过：“这儿地方小，容不下大家闺秀。”
l said, ''There's no room for Jackie Onassis in here.''
别这样，她挺好的。 排班时我跟她谈过，她人不错的。
She's all right. l had to talk her through the roster. She's nice.
你觉得？ - 是啊。
You think? - Yeah.
你觉得她人不错？ - 是啊。
You think she's nice? - Yes, l do.
太好了，其实她喜欢你呢。 她好可爱，你一定会迷上她的。
Brilliant, cos she fancies yer. Oh, you'll get on a storm.
下班后我让她去酒吧等你。
ln the pub, end of shift, l'll have her waiting.
不见不散哦，别忘了刷牙。 我就知道。
Be there, and brush your teeth. l knew it!
我正要订个匹萨呢。 - 我们吃奶酪了。
l was gonna phone for a pizza. - We had the cheese.
我们去Sally Colasanto家玩，
We're going round to Sally Colasanto's,
晚上我在Donna家过夜。
and l'm staying the night at Donna's.
再见。
See ya.
征得你妈同意了吗，Donna？ - 又来了，好象我自己不会问似的。
ls that all right with your mum, Donna? - Like l didn't ask.
你老去她家，Donna妈妈该收你房♥租才对。
You're always there. Your mother should charge him rent.
谢谢你家的奶酪，拜拜！
Thanks for the cheese, bye!
再见！ - 拜拜！
See ya! - Bye!
我们得想个暗号♥。
We need a code word.
我给你打电♥话♥时，只要说出这个暗号♥， 你就过来给我解围。
lf l phone you and say a certain word, you come and get me.
想个词吧。 - 曙光。
Think of a word. - Twilight.
你让我打电♥话♥时莫名其妙地说一句曙光？
l'm supposed to get ''twilight'' into a conversation?
那就别去了呗。 - 噢，我的天。
Then don't go. - Oh, my God.
我到传说中的直人酒吧了。
l'm here. Straight pub.
没退路了，我进去了。
l can't stop, l'm going in.
里面什么样？
What's it like?
果不其然。
lt's all true.
跟我们听说的一模一样。
Everything we've ever been told.
天哪！竟然有这种拉毛墙纸！
Oh, my God! Everything but flock wallpaper!
至于这里的人嘛，
Ah, and the people.
他们说起话来都干巴巴的，
There are people talking in sentences that have no punch line
居然还满不在乎。
and they don't even care.
真不敢相信，从来没人在这儿的洗手间里干过。
Can you believe it? They've got toilets in which no one's ever had sex.
Vince，听起来不错，我得挂了。
Vince, it's been lovely, but goodbye.
好好享受你的烛光夜班吧， 我会把这个贴上光荣榜的。
We'll have a candlelit vigil in your memory. l'll put a patch on the quilt.
我改主意了。曙光！ - 不行，小宝宝来了。
l've changed my mind. Twilight! - Tough, the baby's here.
哈罗，爹地。 - 哈罗。
Hello, Daddy. - Hello.
怎么会那么久？
What's taken so long?
别的产妇生完孩子30秒就出来了。
Those women who rob babies from maternity wards take 30 seconds.
谢谢。 - 好好照顾他。拜拜。
Thanks. - Look after him. Bye.
快过来，你要再不来的话， 我们喝完这轮就走了。
Come on, l thought it was going to be last orders waiting for you.
嗨。
Hiya.
既然你们俩已经认识了就再好不过。
Oh, that's right. You two have met already.
快坐下，我们给你留座位了。 - 不了，我去拿些喝的。
Park yourself, we saved you a seat. - No, l'll get the drinks.
再来一样的吗？ - 好的。
Same again? - Same again.
我来帮你。
l'll come and give you a hand.
噢！ - 去吧，快去吧。
Oooh! - Go 'head, get in there.
今天你得小心开车。 就这一次，慢慢地开，
Now, you be careful. Just for once, take it slowly.
不要超车，不要急转弯，不要飙车，
Don't overtake, cut corners, race
不要去看人行道上的帅哥，行吗？
or take your eyes off the road cos you're cruising boys on the pavement, OK?
你别当我是白♥痴♥好不好？
God, you think l'm such a twat.
照亮我吧，斯哥提。 克林根人在右舷。
Beam me up, Scotty. Klingons on the starboard bow.
你就喜欢这个吧？ - 才不是呢。
Your kind of thing, innit? - Wrong programme, actually.
哦，他叫什么来着？斯塔弗斯。
Oh. What's he called, then? Stavros.
消灭他们，消灭他们！ - 他说的什么呀？
Exterminate, exterminate! - What was that?
没什么，我是科幻片迷。
Nothing, l just sort of like science fiction stuff.
神秘博士？
Doctor Who?
对啊。
Yeah.
我从没认真看过。 - 是么。
l never really watched it. - Well, no.
他们把播出时间挪到“Coronation大街”的时段， 所以就没机会看了。
They moved it opposite Coronation Street. l mean, you've no chance.
我记得，是87年到89年。
l remember that. '87 to '89.