英版同志亦凡人（1999）

No, l'm not complaining.
我喜欢艺术，我对艺术蛮在行的
l like art. l'm good at art.
那些小狗打扑克的画我就很喜欢
Those pictures of dogs playing poker, l love 'em.
电眼绘画很棒
Magic Eye pictures, fantastic.
我看到有一幅里面是只鸭子
l saw one once, it was a duck.
你盯着看足够长的时间， 就会看到一只鸭子
You looked for long enough and there was a duck.
妙极了，价值连城啊
Brilliant. Worth millions.
我只需呆到致词的时候即可
l've just got to stay for the speech.
没关系的 我和艺术，就像这个
No, fine. Me and art, we're like that.
Art Garfunkel，明亮的眼睛，像熊熊烈焰 （注：Art Garfunkel的歌♥曲）
Art Garfunkel. Bright Eyes, burning like fire.
现在拍成电影了 显然那些兔子都不是真的
Now, there's a film. Apparently, those rabbits weren't real.
糊弄我
Fooled me.
好了，我们走吧 - 别犯傻
All right, let's go. - Don't be daft.
我可以跟他和平共处
l can be in the same room.
Stuart
Stuart.
我们可以去Canal大道
We could go to Canal Street.
什么，然后再去你家？ - 行啊
What, and then go back to yours? - Sure.
是不是位于Mariner's Court？ - 嗯
Mariner's Court, yeah? - Mm.
我去过 印像还挺深刻的
l've been there. Must have made a big impression.
噢，对啊！
Oh, right!
对啊，就是你
Right, yeah. Course you have, yeah.
很高兴又见到你
Nice to see you again.
听我说，你要走吗？ 你是否想，呃…
Listen, what? Do you wanna go? Do you wanna, er...
我们去喝一杯吧 - 算了吧
Let's go and have a drink. - Forget it.
去我那儿吧 - 滚开，OK？
Let's go back to mine. - Just fuck off, OK?
别这样，我相信那次我一定很棒
Come on, l bet l was good.
我说了滚开，你到底听没听懂？
l said fuck off. Now, what part of that don't you understand?
可怜
Pathetic.
我们叫辆出租吧
Let's get a cab.
他特别要面子
He's all bloody image.
有一次我们去Babylon，玩疯了， Alexander开始发神经
We were in Babylon once, off our heads, Alexander's going mental.
于是我们就很白♥痴♥地在台上跳舞
So we ended up dancing on a podium, you know, like twats.
我们样子是很傻，那又怎样？
We looked stupid, so what?
但是Stuart，他掉头就走， 好像我们丢他脸了
But Stuart, he just walks away like we're dirt.
我有些澳大利亚的旅游小册子 - 噢，对 好啊
l got those brochures for Australia. - Oh, right. Yeah, great.
贵了点
Expensive.
我出钱 - 嗯，再说吧
l'll pay. - Yeah. Well, we'll see.
还有在Mardi Gras（注：狂欢节）上的那个家伙，对不？ Stuart整个周末都在外面鬼混
And this bloke at Mardi Gras, right? Stuart's been out all weekend,
天晓得他嗑了什么克他命之类的药
he's had ketamine and God knows what.
他看到那家伙， 就说，“我会上他 ”
He sees this bloke, he says, ''l'm having him.''
我爱你
l love you.
好吧，你想做♥爱♥吗？
Right, do you want sex?
我想我欠你个人情 来吧
l suppose l owe you a favour. Come on.
我不是为了做♥爱♥才这样做的
l didn't do it for a shag.
Nathan，
Nathan,
我只能给你这个
it's all l've got to offer.
有多少男人在这儿干过？
How many men's had sex in here?
27…万
Twenty-seven...million.
那天是我送上门来
l was just on tap.
你甚至都不喜欢我
You don't even like me.
你还不算太差啦 - 真的？
You're not so bad. - Really?
这么说吧，你不像我预料的那么傻
Well, let's just say you're not the twat l thought you were.
如此而已？
ls that all?
如此而已
That's all.
好，等着瞧吧
Yeah, well. One day.
好啊
Oh, yeah.
再过10年，我年届40， 你25岁 天哪！
Ten years' time, l'll be pushing 40, you'll be 25. Jesus!
我可以等
l can wait.
我走了
l'm off.
我还得上学
l've got school.
喝杯咖啡吧
Have a coffee.
为啥？ - 不知道
What for? - l don't know.
别人喝咖啡是为了啥？ 就是咖啡而已
What does anyone ever have coffee for? lt's just coffee.
我还是走吧
l'd better go.
我们可以看录像 - 不看A片
We could watch a video. - Not porn.
这儿不光有A片
lt's not always porn.
多呆一会儿 - 你希望我留下吗？
Stay for a bit. - Do you want me to?
你希望我留下吗？ - 无所谓
Do you want me to stay? - l don't mind.
你真的希望我留下吗？
Do you really want me to stay?
是
Yeah.
谁会想到啊？
Who'd have thought?
Stuart Alan Jones，居然乞求我留下
Stuart Alan Jones, begging me to stay.
如果你认为这是乞求的话， 那你最好想想是谁无家可归来着
lf you think that's begging, you'd better never find yourself homeless.
♪ But when the morning comes
♪ Don't say you love me
♪ Don't say you need me
♪ l really don't think that's fair
♪ Boy, l'm not so dumb... ♪
我要迟到了
l'm gonna be late.
文件夹在哪儿，那个蓝色文件夹呢？
Where's that folder, the blue folder?
糟糕，这时候交通最堵了
Shit. The traffic this time of day.
好，我走了
Right. l'm off.
你没事吧？你有钥匙
You all right? You've got the keys.
当心那扇门，需要拉一下 再见
Careful with the door, it needs pulling. See you.
你不必每件事都说好几遍 - 噢 天啊，我迟到了
You don't have to say anything back. - Yeah. God, l'm late.
那扇门要拉一下 我是不是已经说过了？拜！
The door needs pulling. l've said that, haven't l? Bye!
什么事？ - 我想我应该向你道谢
What? - Thought l'd better say thanks.
谢谢那只K-9机器狗
For K-9.
他棒极了，
l mean, he's great
我知道当时的情况有点那个…
and l know the circumstances were a bit sort of...
“总之，他很棒 或者说它很棒 管它呢 ”
'Well, he's great. Or it's great. Whatever.'
是他 我记得Tom Baker是说的“他”
He. l think Tom Baker says ''he''.
那就…谢谢了
So...thanks.
别客气
Any time.
我得挂了
Better go.
你午饭时候有事吗？
What are you doing for lunch?
Rosalie不会说的， 但是我依然得每天面对她，
Rosalie won't say anything but l've still got to look at her.
必须给她布置工作…
l've got to spend every day telling her what to do and...
Cameron怎么样？ - 他很好
How's Cameron? - He's great, yeah.
他想跟我去度假，去墨尔本
Wants me to go on holiday. Melbourne.
不错吧
Sounds good.
可怜的家伙 给他6个月时间，
Poor sod. Give him six months,
他就能够把所有的何许人博士们的 名字倒背如流
he'll be able to name all the Doctor Whos in order.
William Hartnell，Patrick Troughton， Jon Pertwee，Tom Baker，
William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker,
Peter Davison，Colin Baker， Sylvester McCoy
Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy.
Paul McGann呢？
What about Paul McGann?
Paul McGann不算
Paul McGann doesn't count.
挺好的，我和Cameron 真的
lt's all right, though. Me and Cameron. lt's OK.
都已经开始谈情说爱了 他说他爱我
lt's a bit of a love job, actually. Says he loves me.
你那边怎么样？Alfred好吗？
How's things with you? How's Alfred?
其实我很烦
lt pisses me off, though.
第一个说爱的人，他要负责， 迫使他负责
First one to say love, he's in charge, puts him in charge.
我不知道
l don't know.
有一点点成年人的感觉
lt's all a bit grown-up.
你应该问问我是否也爱他
You're supposed to ask if l love him.
你无法爱他 你甚至无法尊重他
You can't. You can't even respect him.
他爱Vince Tyler爱到犯傻
He loves Vince Tyler so that makes him stupid.
一旦他说了这话，就全完蛋了
The moment he said it, it all just died.
不，不是这样的
No. lt's nothing like that.
就凭我？
Me, though?
我不可能是他有过的最佳性伙伴 他是澳大利亚人
l can't be the best shag he's ever had. He's Australian.
我甚至都不知道自己是不是个接吻好手
l don't even know if l'm a good kisser.
怎样才能知道自己是不是接吻好手？
How do you know if you're a good kisser?
只可意会
You just know.
去你的
Fuck off.
就好像我什么都做了似的 - 你什么都没做
lt's not as if l've ever done anything. - You've done nothing.
你去上班，你去喝酒，
You go to work, you go for a drink,
你看蹩脚科幻片
you watch cheap science fiction.
世界很小 有什么了不起的？ 有什么值得爱的？
Small and tiny world. What's impressive about that? What is there to love?
是啊
Yeah.
对我来说已经够好的了
lt was good enough for me.
太晚了，我得走了
l'm late. l've gotta go.
告诉他你喜欢什么 你必须负责，而不是他
Tell him what you like. You're in charge, not him.