英版同志亦凡人（1999）

有的星期四你会很开心
'Sometimes, you get a good Thursday,
有的星期四平淡乏味，有的星期四则是糟糕
'sometimes a bog-standard Thursday, sometimes a shit Thursday.'
这个星期四很疯狂
This Thursday was mental.
在“巴比伦”周四晚通常是“70年代之夜”， 但是那天他们换了
Thursday night in Babylon used to be '70s night but they changed it.
周四晚成了“90年代之夜”
Thursday night is '90s night,
顿时就让你觉得自己老了 多谢了
which makes you feel ancient. Thanks very much.
我泡了一晚上的那个家伙脑子有病
l spent all night chasing after some bloke who turns out to be mad.
而且还病得不轻， 他竟然把所有的Juliet Bravo系列都录了下来
Like, really mad. He had every episode of Juliet Bravo on tape.
时候不早，该散场了
'So, it's getting late, lights on.
我还没钓到人，Phil也没钓到人， Stuart呢…
'l haven't copped off, Phil's not copped off and Stuart...'
Stuart钓到了
Stuart's copped off.
喂，Vince！
Oi, Vince!
等在这儿，别跑了
Wait there. Don't move.
你们俩去哪儿？ - 你不是有人陪了吗
Where are you going? - You've copped off.
我正在要他的电♥话♥号♥码 - 他是不是一口吞了？
l'm just getting his telephone number. - Did he swallow it?
我只要10分钟，你在车里等着 你还得送我回家呢，等我啊！
l'll be ten minutes. Wait by the Jeep. You've gotta get me home. Wait for me!
真是的，他开来的车， 却把钥匙交给你，这样你就喝不成酒了
So, he brings the car, gives you the keys so you can't drink,
然后他就可以胡搞了 真会分工呵
then he buggers off. Nice system.
我给他10分钟，我不介意 - 他还在看你
l'll give him ten minutes. l don't mind. - He's still looking.
他没看 - 他在看
He is not. - He is so.
他太壮了，我不钓肌肉男的
He's all muscles. l don't cop off with muscles.
一旦开干了， 他一脱衣服——Marky Mark （注：美国著名影星，歌♥手，CK内衣模特）
l mean, what happens? He takes his kit off - Marky Mark.
我一脱衣服——Norman Wisdom
（注：英国笑星，年近90）
l take mine off - Norman Wisdom.
我钓过一个肌肉男，棒极了 就像掉在气垫蹦蹦床上一样
l had a bloke with muscles once. Great. Like being let loose on a bouncy castle.
他还在看 - 闭嘴！（伦敦东区口音）
He's still looking. - (Cockney accent) Shut it!
闭嘴！ - 欲♥火♥焚心了
Shut it! - Pat'll go mad.
闭嘴！
Shut it!
有时候你正做到一半时， 会突然对他没兴趣了
'Sometimes, you're halfway through a shag and you just get bored of him.
于是你就直接把他弄出来， 然后掉头就走
'So you wank him off in a doorway and move straight on.
因为你一直在寻找， 所以你就一直在抛弃
'Cos you keep on looking. That's why you keep going out.
永远会有新的人，更好的人， 在某处等你去上他
'There's always a new bloke, a better bloke, just waiting round the corner.
就在这天晚上，他也加入了
'And that was the night he came along.
这是一场没完没了的一♥夜♥情♥
'The one-night stand that never went away.'
不好意思…我想找… 请问，这儿哪个地方最好玩？
Excuse me... l'm just looking. l mean, what's the best place to go?
看你找什么了 如果你想找流氓，去那边
Depends on what you're after. lf you want bastards, you go in there.
如果你想找色狼，就去那边
And if you want wankers, go in there.
如果你想找自私、小器、忸怩、恶心的白♥痴♥，
And if you want selfish, little, mincing, piss tart dickheads,
就随便找幢房♥子， 这种人到处都应有尽有
then pick a building, any building. lt's full of them.
柏尼！ 别犯傻，别听她瞎说
Bernie! Don't be so daft. Don't listen to her.
一件T恤而已
lt's just a T-shirt!
她犯迷糊了，她喝多了！柏尼！
She's off her head, she's been drinking! Bernie!
我第一次钓人时，还在上学
The first time l copped off, l was in school.
Daniels先生，教体育的
Mr Daniels, PE.
我们正聊着足球什么的， 说着说着他就开始脱衣服
We're chatting away, football, or something and he's getting his gear off.
高大多毛的猛♥男♥，还不错
Big, hairy bloke. Nice.
我继续说着 我们在他的办公室里
So l keep talking. We're in his office.
他有个小隔间，算是他的私人浴室
He's got this cubicle, like his own private shower.
转眼，他就一♥丝♥不♥挂♥了 春光乍泻啊
Next thing, he's stark bollock naked. Fantastic.
我还在傻乎乎地说着， 他就进了淋浴间，
l'm still talking away like a twat and he gets in the shower,
拉上门，半开着
pulls the curtain, half pulls it.
那时我12岁，
Now, l'm twelve years old,
我寻思着“啊呀呀”，
l'm thinking ''aye aye''.
于是…我也进去了
So...l got in the shower
衣服都没脱
with all my clothes on.
真的
l did.
我当时肯定吓得要死…
l must have been scared to death...
可是我却一点也不记得有害怕过
but l don't remember being scared.
玩得尽兴吗？
Had a good night?
恩
Yeah.
我叫Stuart
l'm Stuart.
有地方去吗？ - 没有
Got somewhere to go? - No.
想去我那儿吗？
Wanna come back to mine?
我那时15岁
l was fifteen.
头一次出来玩
l did it the first time l went out.
我可得意了
l'm quite proud of that.
我得意极了，我的头一次夜生活
l'm dead proud of that. My first time out.
Stuart Alan Jones
Stuart Alan Jones.
他俯视着我，就象一尊神
He's looking down at me. Like the face of God.
好啊
OK.
贱♥人♥！
Bastard!
别来烦我，滚回你的健身房♥去
Oh, leave me alone. Sod off back to the gym.
厨房♥真不赖
Nice kitchen.
真的很棒 我从来不做饭，叫外卖♥♥——懒人一个
lt's great, it's really nice. l never cook. Takeaways - that's me.
我只吃外卖♥♥，
l'm always eating takeaways.
匹萨
Pizza.
你知道吗，我得非常小心
Mind you, l've gotta be careful.
我什么都不能吃，我有病，
l can't eat anything. l've got this thing.
叫什么过敏性休克，会肺气肿
lt's called, like, anaphylactic shock. Your throat swells up.
一包花生米就会要我的命… - 你打算就一直呆在那儿吗？
Packet of peanuts could kill me... - You staying out here or what?
去年夏天…
We had this barbecue...
我们去烧烤…
last summer...
这人怎么这样啊？
Oh, what is he like?
滚开
Go...away.
好车 - 是啊，可惜不是我的
Nice car. - Yeah. lt's not mine.
你就住这儿？ - 对
This where you live? - Yeah.
我说老兄，很高兴认识你， 可是我明天得早起上班
Look, it's nice to meet you but l'm up early tomorrow
今天早上我也起得很早，而且三班倒 我真的累了
and l was up early this morning and l'm working shifts and l'm really tired.
我们到底干不干？下着雨呢
Are we shagging, or what? lt's pissing down.
你喜欢做什么？
So what do you like doing?
我喜欢看电视
l like watching telly.
你在床上喜欢做什么？ - 呃，这样就蛮好
What do you like doing in bed? - Er, this is fine.
肛♥交♥吗？
Rimming?
行啊 - 好极了
Yeah. - Excellent.
那就开始吧
Go on, then.
你到底指的什么？
What'd you mean, exactly?
喂？
Yeah?
不会吧
No.
不会吧，什么时候？
No, when?
什么时候的事？
When did that happen?
你为什么不给我打电♥话♥？ 我当然没在家
Why didn't you phone me? Of course l've been out.
老天，你就不能再忍♥一下吗？
Jesus Christ! Do you have to?
没有，是个野男人 你叫什么名字？
No, it's just some bloke. What's your name?
Nathan - Nathan，跟Lisa问声好
Nathan. - Nathan, say hello to Lisa.
你好 - 她现在在哪儿？
Hello. - So where is she now?
是吗？
Yeah?
行，就这样
Right. Okey-doke.
好，得，多谢了
Right, well, thanks for that.
我得走了
Gotta go.
乖乖，你这儿什么都有
God, you've got everything.
漫画 我爸就喜欢漫画 你有A片吗？
Manga. Me dad's into manga. You got any porn?
有一两部 - 有好的吗？
One or two. Yeah? - Anything good?
美国片子
American stuff.
我有Cadinot的片子
l've got some Cadinot.
拍得好多了
lt's much better.
它们都有故事情节
lt's actually got a plot.
这个不错，《猛♥男♥服务》
This one's good. Service Actif.
我一直在找《猛♥男♥服务2》，
Been trying to find Service Actif Deux.
估计没有了 我没能…
Apparently, it's been deleted. l can't s...
要不我放给你看？ - 我真的没时间了
Shall l put it on? - l haven't got time, really.
我们能开始了吧？ 抱歉，可是都快3点了
Can we just get on with it? Sorry, but it's nearly three o'clock.
好吧
Fine.
我该去… - 就不能不理它吗？
l'd better just... - Can't you just leave it?
我…
l've, erm...
喂？ - Vince，十万火急
Hello? - Vince. Emergency.
我急需用车，她生了
l need the car. lt's happened.
啊？！什么时候？
No. No! When?
几小时前 我居然没开手♥机♥
Hours ago. l can't believe it. My mobile was off.
谁给你打电♥话♥的？Lisa吗？ 有没有出事？有谁在那儿？
Who phoned you? Lisa? What happened? Who was there?
除了那帮娘们儿没别人在
There was no one there. Just those women.
老天