幽灵写手

First, let me say how sorry I am
我深表遗憾
about your grandmother's passing.
作为校长
Perhaps as the principal,
我应该更加热情地欢迎你来到我们学校
I should have done more to welcome you to our school.
我知道重新开始很难
I know it's hard starting over,
新人一直很不容易
and being the new kid is never easy.
是啊 这比我想象的要难
Yeah. I guess it's been harder than I thought.
虽然我不能原谅你的行为
While I can't excuse your actions,
你今天表现的成熟 给我留下了深刻的印象
I am impressed with the maturity you've displayed here today.
很明显你知道你做错了什么
It's clear you understand what you did was wrong.
所以我没有理由让你停课
So I see no reason to suspend you.
是吗 真的吗
You don't? Really?
信不信由你 我很关心你
Believe it or not, I do care.
所以我没事了吗
So I'm not in trouble?
不 有事
No. You're in trouble.
如果我不惩罚就放你走 那我就太不称职了
I wouldn't be doing my job if I let you off without any punishment.
但是留校察看就足够了
But detention will be sufficient.
放学后你可以帮忙打扫卫生
You can help clean up after school.
再搞一次面包义卖♥♥
And you can put on another bake sale
为无家可归的人筹款
to raise money for the homeless.
如果你不介意的话 我想和鲁本一起留校察看
If you don't mind, I'd like to join Ruben in detention.
好吧 我也留下 有难同当嘛
Fine. Me too. I guess we're all in this together.
鲁本 你不是说自己没有朋友吗
Well, Ruben, for a guy who says he doesn't have any friends,
这两位好像就不错哦
you seem to have two pretty good ones right here.
我的眼睛好像进了什么东西
Oh, there seems to be something in my eye.
鲁本 你说的太棒了
Ruben, that speech. It was brilliant.
很感人
It was moving.
我也觉得自己像是陌生国度的陌生人
I too feel like a stranger in a strange land.
我知道有时候我给人的压力有点大
I know at times I can be a little forceful.
也不是啦
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
要我就会说
No, I would. Yeah.
我还喜欢说"傻笑"这个词
I would also say gigglemug
因为我喜欢卷舌的感觉
'cause I love the way it rolls off my tongue.
其实我并非来自仙境
I'm not even from Wonderland.
我是在纸牌堆里长大的
I was raised in a deck of cards.
我想家了
And I miss my home.
我想念其他的女王 我想念
I miss the other queens. I miss...
方块 黑桃和梅花了
Diamonds and Spades and Clubs.
发泄出来吧 这对你有好处 跟我说说你的童年
Let it out. It's good for you. Tell me about your childhood.
我父母又冷漠又疏远
Well, my parents were cold and distant.
现在我发现他们已经尽力了
And I see now that they did the best that they could.
他们爱我
They loved me.
好吧 我呢 我的问题是什么
Okay, okay. What about me? What's my issue?
你就是疯了
Well, you're just mad?
谢谢
Oh, thank you.
这里完美解决了 但我们仍然有一个大问题
This is all great, but we still have a big problem.
唐娜呢
Where's Donna?
我可能知道她在哪里 走吧
I may know where she is. Come.
当我年轻的时候
And when I was young,
我母亲在一场牌局中把我送出去了
my mother gave me away in a game of Go Fish.
她甚至没有说再见
She didn't even say goodbye,
只说了一句"我有一个Q"
just merely, "Oh, yes. I have a queen."
那对你来说一定很难
That must have been very hard for you.
-我没看见唐娜 -她在那里
- I don't see Donna. - She's right there.
柯蒂斯 柯蒂斯 我在这里
Curtis! Curtis, I'm here!
柯蒂斯 其他人 我们在下面
Curtis! Other people! We're down here!
柯蒂斯 柯蒂斯 下面
Curtis! Curtis, down here!
天啊 我妈会杀了我的
Oh, man. My mom's gonna kill me.
不会的 我有个主意
I don't think so. I have an idea.
书中有一个蛋糕能使爱丽丝长高
In the book, there's a cake that makes Alice tall.
你觉得这些蛋糕有魔力吗
You think one of these cakes is magical?
-肯定不是那个 -什么
- Not that one. - What?
它冒犯了我
It offends me.
陛下 请允许我挡住你的眼睛
Oh, allow me to shield it from your eyes, Your Majesty.
那个
There.
吃掉我
准备好了吗
You ready?
太好了 唐娜
Oh, yes. Donna!
谢谢
Thank you.
这段时间很有趣 但是该回仙境了
Well, it's been fun. But time to go back to Wonderland.
嗯 是时候和我妈妈好好谈谈了
Yes. It's time I have a long-overdue conversation with my mother.
记住我教你的呼吸练习
Just remember the breathing exercises I taught you.
好的 谢谢
Oh, yes, thank you.
我会想你的 唐娜 祝你万事如意
I will miss you, Donna. Good luck with everything.
谢谢 你也一样
Thanks. And same with you.
我们怎么回去 天啊 需要很长时间吗
How will we get there? Oh, dear. Will it take a long time?
不用 从兔子洞下去就可以了
No. I think you ust go down the rabbit hole.
但我没看到兔子洞啊
But I do not see one.
虽然我疯了
Okay. I may be mad,
但是我也知道这根本钻不进去啊
but even I know it's gonna be impossible to fit in there. So...
我不知道应该怎么办 所以试着摸一下吧
I'm not sure how this works. So just try, uh, touching it.
正好赶上
Ah, just in time.
我们回家了
We're home.
成功了
It worked.
所有的字都回来了
All the words are back.
那现在怎么办
So, now what?
应该结束了吧
I guess it's over.
应该吧
I guess so.
我们可以重新过上正常人的生活了
We can go back to living like normal people again.
好吧 那我在学校见
Cool. Then I guess I'll see you at school?
好的 再见
Yeah. See ya.
别再伤害我了
Just try not to hurt me again.
明白 我不带汤了 还会跟你保持一定距离
Got it. No more soup, and I'll keep a healthy distance.
我们转转吧
Hey, let's look around a little bit.
不 没关系 不用这样
Oh, no. It's okay. We don't have to.
而且我可以改天再来
Besides, I can do it some other time.
你没有篮球训练吗
And don't you have basketball practice?
训练不了 我的肩膀还疼着呢
Can't play. My shoulder still hurts.
你不是说没什么大不了的
But I thought you said it wasn't a big deal.
估计比我想象的更糟吧
Guess it was worse than I thought.
你在校长办公室里说的那些话吧
You know what you said in the principal's office?
我只是不想让我们被停课
I was just trying to get us out of suspension.
那样对心理健康有好处
Well, it was healthy.
可以把情绪宣泄出来
It's good to talk through your emotions.
你爷爷要是能说出来就好了
I wish your grandfather would.
怪不得你一直在读
So that's why you've been
那些无聊的心理学书
reading all those boring psychology books
还想用甜点让我爷爷难过
and trying to upset my grandpa with dessert.
很明显完全没用
Clearly it didn't work.
你和她很亲近吧
You were really close to her, huh?
她就像我的奶奶一样
She was like my grandmother.
她就是你的奶奶
She was your grandmother.
我知道他为什么不想丢掉椅子
I think I know why he didn't wanna get rid of the chair.
奶奶原来总是坐在那里
Grandma always sat there.
虽然我不会读无聊的心理学书籍
I may not read boring psychology books,
但是哀悼的方式也许不止一种
but maybe there's more than one way to grieve.
我很高兴幽灵写手选择了爱丽丝
You know, I'm glad Ghost Writer chose Alice.
这一切都是在说接受改变
It's all about accepting change,
这也是我一直遇到的问题
and that's something I've been having trouble with.
我这么说可能很奇怪
You're gonna think this is bizarre,
但是你奶奶会不会是幽灵写手
but what if your grandma's Ghost Writer?
她为你选了一本完美的书籍
She did choose the perfect book for you.
她也让我们走到了一起 "团聚"
She did bring us all together. "Come together."
爷爷说 虽然奶奶不在了
Grandpa said, even though Grandma's gone,
但她会一直和我们在一起
she'll always be with us.
尤其是这里
Especially here.
像一个幽灵
Like a ghost.
这理论挺靠谱 但是
It's a good theory, but...
我们永远也不会知道了
I guess we'll never know.
一切都结束了
It's over now.
帮帮我
"Help me"?