人人都爱雷蒙德（1996）

Everybody Loves Raymond S09E05

Part 2 Nov. 24, 2020, 12:09 p.m.

And... and he takes it out on the kids
而且还把这种观点强加在孩子们身上
When they hate it like they're supposed to.
孩子们理所当然会讨厌它
He's a professional teacher
他是个很专业的老师
Who took time out of his day to talk to us.
挤出自己的时间来和我们谈话
Yeah. right.
是啊
You love him so much. why don't you marry him?
你这么喜欢他干吗不嫁给他
Would you just stop it?
能消停会吗
Grow up.
成熟点
Look. all I'm saying is ally...
我说的是爱丽
No. ally needs to learn that not every subject is fun.
不爱丽得明白不是所有的功课都有趣
She has to focus. and you need to back me up on this!
她得集中注意力在这点上你得支持我
Math.
数学
I'll give you math.
我来教你数学
This minus this equals nothing.
这个减去这个等于零
What do you want from me?!
你想让我怎么样
I want you to stay in your room and study! And that's what i want from you.
我想你呆在房♥里学习就这样
Fine!
好吧
And there's no tv!
不准看电视
And I don't wanna hear any music.
我也不想听见你在听音乐
And I'm keeping this phone!
还有电♥话♥放我这
It's going well.
进行的不错
You know...
你得知道
Every child goes through this rebellious phase.
每个孩子都会经历叛逆期
I did.
我就是这样
One time in church choir. we were all supposed to sing
一次在教堂唱诗班里我们得唱
"what a friend we have in jesus."
耶稣是我恩友
And my friend and I sang
而我和我朋友唱的是
"what a friend we have in cheeses."
奶酪是我恩友
It seems like it was just yesterday ally was so nice...
爱丽以前那么听话好像还是在昨天
Cute little smile. little blonde curls.
可爱的小笑脸金黄色小卷发
I have blonde curls.
我也有金黄色卷发
Yeah. you do. ma.
是的妈妈你有
What are you gonna do? how're you gonna handle this?
你要怎么办怎么处理好呢
She's basically grounded.
首先她肯定是被禁足了
There's no tv. no phone.
没有电视没有电♥话♥
No contact with the outside world
切断外界所有联♥系♥
Until she gets her math grade up.
直到她的数学成绩有所提高
complete lockdown. huh? yeah.
一级防范禁闭对吗对
You know. in the big house. solitary can go either way.
在大房♥子里被孤立的人可能有两种后果
Sometimes they come out and they're nice and docile.
有的出来后变好了乖乖听话
And other times. you open the cell and aahhh!
而有的一打开禁闭室的门就听见啊
I'd hate to see ally go that way.
我不愿看到爱丽变成那样
I just felt so sorry for mr. putnam.
我只是很替普特姆先生难过
Kids have no respect today.
孩子们现在不懂得尊重别人
I got his lozenges.
我拿了他的润喉糖
You know. mr. putnam is the teacher.
普特姆先生是老师
He should get respect automatically.
他应该受到尊重
You know. debra...
黛布拉
Now. don't take this as a criticism...
我并不是责怪你
But brace yourself just in case.
有则改之无则加勉
You can't expect
你别指望
To impose discipline on children
能把教养强加给
Who have never had any.
野孩子
You have to teach them when they're young.
你得从小的时候就教导他们
That's how they learn respect.
这样他们才能学会尊重
You deny them water.
不给他们水
If you're their source of water. they respect you.
如果你是他们的水源他们就会尊重你
What bothers me is that. right away.
我困惑的是她毫不犹豫
She took the teacher's side.
站在老师那边
Oh. ally's "f" is the teacher's fault?
爱丽挂科是老师的错?
She's getting good grades in all her other classes.
她别的功课都考得很好
Why can't you accept that maybe it's him?
为什么你不承认也许是他的错
I just know this mr. putnam. he's not a good teacher.
我了解普特姆先生这类人他不是好老师
It's... it's all about him.
他是世界的中心
"math is great. kids are bad!"
数学是伟大的孩子们坏透了
It's not the teacher's fault! it's ally.
不是老师的错是爱丽不对
No! no. teachers are fine.
不老师是很好
But some teachers can't relate to kids.
但有些老师不懂得和学生互动
Remember that french teacher I had in high school?
记得我高中时的法语老师吗
Oh. you mean monsieur lefevre?
你是说绅士拉斐尔汗吗
Yeah.
是的
Yeah.
是的
Except his real name was mr. leftkowitz.
其实他的本名是莱夫特科沃狄斯先生
That's right. he made everybody call him monsieur lefevre.
他要求每个人叫他绅士拉斐尔汗
terrible teacher. why?
可怕的老师为什么
Because he... he thought he was so...
因为他他自以为很
French?
法国化
Yeah. that's right. he was a phony.
是的就是这样他是个冒牌的
I hated him. and he hated me.
我讨厌他他也讨厌我
We had to memorize these french dialogues from records.
我们要记住磁带上的法语对话
And at the end of the sentence it would go. "beep!"
每句结尾都有哔的一声
And you had to repeat the sentence.
我们就跟着读句子
Like. uh. "ou est sylvie?" beep.
比如西维尔在哪哔
"a la piscine." beep.
以鱼的方式哔
So one day. I go. "monsieur lefevre!
所以有天我就站起来说绅士拉斐尔汗
Do french people really beep like that?"
法国人说话真的这么哔吗
Yeah. he got mad.
他气疯了
You know why? cause it got a big laugh.
知道为什么吗因为大家哄堂大笑
but it's not funny. then why did people laugh?
但一点不好笑那大家为什么笑
nobody laughed. yes. they did!
没人笑不他们笑了
you were never funny. you were never funny!
你一直很无趣你才无趣
how'd that class work out? I failed!
那门课最后怎么样了我挂掉了
That's funny!
这才是有趣的地方
Pulled their asses out of two wars... the french.
那些法国佬...都帮他们打了两场仗了
What did they give us?
他们给我们带来了什么
A disgusting way to kiss.
一种令人恶心的接吻方式
Who are you talking to. dad?
爸爸你在和谁讲话
Where was that attitude when I needed it?
那时候你怎么不是这个态度
You could've defended me.
你该替我说话的
What. and walk all the way to the school?
什么走那么远的路去学校?
I wasn't putting on pants for that.
我可不想为这种事累得气喘吁吁
You never stuck up for me.
你从不替我说话
You always took the teacher's side. and you too. ma.
你总是站在老师那边你也一样妈妈
Just like debra's doing now.
就和黛布拉现在一样
That's right... the same!
是的一模一样
Excuse me. raymond. I was not like debra.
你说什么雷蒙德我可不像黛布拉
I did defend you with monsieur lefevre.
我在绅士拉斐尔汗面前替你说话的
What? what... what'd you do?
什么你都干什么了
I went down to that school
我去了学校
And gave that man a piece of my mind.
给了那人点儿颜色
Even though your behavior in that class was deplorable
尽管你在课上的表现令人叹息
And is the reason that you and I cannot converse in french today.
造成了我们现在不能用法语交流的后果
You did that? well... why didn't you tell me?
你这样做了? 为什么不告诉我
Because you should respect teachers.
因为你得尊重你的老师
Plus robert would've wanted me to do it for him.
另外罗伯特会指望我也替他说话
Why wouldn't you do it for me?
你为什么不替我说话
How about when I was 13 years old
我13岁那年
And my basketball coach called me "the useless giraffe"?
我的篮球教练叫我"毫无用处的长颈鹿"
You were 6'5".
你那时两米多高
You couldn't get a couple of rebounds?
但连个篮板也拿不到?
You see that. debra? you stick up for your kids.
瞧见了吗黛布拉你得替你的孩子说话
You mean your kid who's supposed to be in her room
你是说当你的孩子理应在她房♥里
Doing her math homework
写数学作业的时候
And whose math notebook is down here on the table?
她的数学笔记本却在楼下这张桌子上
Look at the scribbles on this.
看看封面这些涂鸦
"tommy and ally forever." "i heart tommy."
汤米和爱丽永远在一起我爱汤米
"ally sanders."
爱丽·桑德斯
Oh. you see? that's not even ally's notebook.
你瞧那根本不是爱丽的笔记本
I'm thinking that's tommy's last name.
我想这是汤米的姓
Oh my god. who's... who's this tommy sanders?
天啊谁是这个汤米·桑德斯