消消气（2000）

露台上准备了晚餐
一起开心享用吧
- Let's have a good time, okay?
- Okay.
－好吗？
－好
Sorry.
我很抱歉
She plopped.
－是她用力坐下
－对吧
－真是丰盛，玛丽
－超级用力
That was very nice, Larry.
Totally plopped. From beginning
to end. Are you kidding me?
根本是她的错，真是的
Oh, what the f**k, Larry?
搞什麽，赖瑞？
- Oh, my God.
- Larry.
－天哪
－赖瑞？
- Holy shit.
- Is he all right?
真是要命
他还好吗？
You okay?
没事吧？
- That's glass, Larry.
- F**k.
－那裡有片玻璃
－可恶
天哪
Oh, my gosh.
Holy shit, Larry.
你真是不小心，赖瑞
- Wow.
- Can you stand up on your own?
自己能站稳吗？
- Yeah. Okay.
- Okay.
－可以，我没事
－好
- So this is glass.
- Yeah.
－这裡是玻璃
－知道了
－然后出入口在这裡
－好
- And there's an opening right here.
- Okay.
－牵著我的手走
－好‥
- Just follow... Hold my hand.
- Yeah.
Okay, there's a step down. Step down.
－前面有阶梯，往下
－好
That's two feeble things
in a f**king row.
连两起虚弱引起的事件
The f**king wine and now
he walked into a f**king glass.
先是洒出酒，现在又撞上玻璃窗
He's got one more left.
他只剩一次机会
I'm-a drop his ass off
at a nursing home.
不然就送他进养老院
All right. So...
到了，那麽‥
Yes, I had a really nice night.
And, you know what?
我今晚很开心
你到家后再传讯息给我
Text me when you get home, okay?
So I know you got home safe
and everything.
让我知道你平安到家
Text you when I get home?
到家后再传讯息？
Get some rest and then
we'll talk later, okay?
好好休息，改天再聊了
等一下
What? Wait a second.
I thought I would...
我以为我们‥
- Yeah.
- You know what?
这个‥今晚够你受的了
You've had a big night and...
You know, I just feel like it was...
It was a lot for you.
我觉得对你来说太累了
- No. It wasn't a lot.
- No. You fell.
不会，我不累啊
不行，你跌了个跤
- I mean, you hit your...
- Oh, yeah, yeah, so what?
－那又如何？
－撞到你的脸
- You hit your face.
- What? I got a hard head.
我的头很硬，没事的
Yeah, it's... Big deal.
Just go home, take a bath,
relax, put your feet up.
你就回家洗个澡，放鬆休息一下
Do you have a hot blanket
you can turn on?
－你有电热毯吗？
－有
- Yeah.
- Put that on and then just like...
拿来盖，让自己舒适
- get cozy.
- Can I knit as well?
想织毛线也行吗？
- All right, I'm gonna go.
- Good night, okay.
好，我要走了
好，晚安
Okay.
走了
What's going on in there?
－你在裡头做什麽？
－还能做什麽？
The f**k you think going on in there?
- That's where you're going?
- This is the bathroom I use
你都来这间吗？
这间就是我平常撇条的厕所啊
to "drop the kids off at the pool."
Why don't you use your own "pool"?
干吗不用自己的厕所？
I can't drop the kids off at the pool
in that little-ass bathroom.
我无法在那麽小的厕所裡撇条
Now, if you don't want me to use
this f**kin' bathroom all the time
如果你禁止我用这间
我会换别间
I'll move around.
You got plenty of pools
你豪♥宅♥裡的厕所多得是
in this big-ass house.
房♥子那边的厕所随你用
You can use any of the pools
on that side of the house, okay?
Any of the pools down here.
这裡任何一间也行
There's one pool though
that's completely off limits, okay?
唯独有一间绝对不准使用
－哪一间？
－就是上面那间
And that pool is up there, okay?
The resort pool
is not available to me?
我不能用度假风那间？
- It is not available to you ever.
- How about when you're not there?
你从来都不能用
你不在家的时候呢？
No, never. Never.
－不行，绝对不准‥
－绝对不行？
- Never?
- Never.
I feel you though.
Keep your pool to your f**kin' self.
－我瞭，家＂臭＂不可外扬
－完全正确
- Absolutely.
- Okay.
Oh, that's Albert.
艾伯特来了
- Albert.
- Hey.
－艾伯特
－你好
- AB!
- Hey, Leon.
艾布
－里昂，你好
－艾布，你好啊
Hey, hey, what's up, AB?
Thanks for inviting us, that was fun.
谢谢你上次邀请我，我很开心
F**k, yeah. I took care of your ass,
didn't I?
－我这个地主不赖吧？
－超棒的
Great time.
Listen, I just stopped by to pick up
a photo of you, me, and Marty Short
我来找你拿一张照片
是你，我和马蒂萧特
在林肯中心的合照
taken at Lincoln Center
that I want for the memorial.
我想用在追思会上，能借我吗？
- Can I borrow it?
- Sure.
－当然可以
－真的？
- That's all.
- Yeah, yeah.
真的，在裡面
- It's in there.
- Thank you.
谢谢
This memorial.
追思会真是‥
Yeah, that's it. And I love this.
没错，就是这张
我超爱的
Hey, what's the dress code
for the event?
对了，那天有服装规定吗？
Like any funeral, the dress code
is a dark suit.
跟其他丧礼一样，要穿深色西装
- Can I bring Mary?
- Yeah.
我能带玛丽去吗？
可以啊，她是影迷吗？
Is she a fan?
Has she seen any of my movies?
她看过我哪部电影吗？
I'll be honest, AB, I haven't even
seen any of your f**kin' movies.
艾布，老实说
你的电影我一部都没看过
如果追思会前想看
目前网飞上有两部可选
Okay, well, there's two on Netflix
if you wanna watch 'em
before you come.
对了，你呢？
By the way, what about you?
Are you all right? How's your head?
你的头还好吗？
- Yeah, I'm good.
- Did you get an MRI?
我很好
做过磁振造影吗？
为什麽要去做？
- Why? Why do you say that?
- You know what a brain bleed is?
你听过脑出血吗？
－我不在乎
－你不在乎？
- I don't care.
- You don't care?
－对，我不在乎
－好吧，管他去死