背锅船长（2023）

There may be a way out of this for you, Tanner.
‎（船长俱乐部‎仅对船长及其家人开放）
‎（接待处）
‎（仅对船长及其家人开放）
‎（船长工作证 加勒比海女王）
‎（船长俱乐部）
‎（弗尔家族 船长俱乐部正式会员）
‎别开玩笑了！
Don't be ridiculous! Oh!
‎我们绝对不会利用你‎来换取会员资格和地位的
We would never use you as a ticket to memberships and status.
‎-不是吗？‎-那个会员没有任何意义的
No? -That membership doesn't mean anything.
‎再说了 终于对家人有用了‎感觉是不是很好呢？
Besides, doesn't it feel good to finally be of use to your family?
‎这么多年来的第一次
After all these years?
‎我想是吧
I… I… I guess.
‎好孩子
Mm. Good boy.
‎乔纳森！
Jonathan!
‎哎哟！你好 坦纳
Oops! Hey there, Tanner.
‎很高兴见到你‎乔纳森 你们玩得开心吗？
Oh, good to see you, Jonathan. You guys have a good time or what?
‎是啊 没错
Yeah, we sure did.
‎那帮人超无聊‎一直都不喜欢那里 但你回来太好了
Pretty stiff crowd. Never liked it much, but so cool that you're back.
‎你知道我觉得‎我们该做什么吗？去花♥园♥里玩
Hey, you know what I think we should do? Hang out in the garden.
‎一起度过美好的兄弟时光‎可以去玩旧飞盘什么的
Just spend some quality bro time together.
Maybe sling the old frisbee around or somethin'.
‎-你又吸毒了吗 坦纳？‎-没有呀
Have you taken drugs again, Tanner? -No.
‎那混♥蛋♥版坦纳去哪里了？
Then where is the assholery? -Oh!
‎那是我演出来的 那是我的人设 傻瓜
That was just an act. I was just playin' a part, silly.
‎演了这么多年？真有匠人精神呢
For all those years? Wow. I call that dedication.
‎是啊 我们别理那些老古板了‎看谁先跑到花♥园♥
Yep. Let's split from the dinosaurs. I'll race you to the garden.
‎我们可以玩我的玩具枪‎都是最先进的
We can use my Nerf guns. They are state of the art.
‎-标记 该你追我了！‎-好啊
Okay!
‎你太快了！
You're so fast!
‎看来你已经把这里当自己家了
Oh, I see you're making yourself at home.
‎我发现家里‎并没有乔纳森的照片 为什么呢？
I see there are no pictures of Jonathan here. Why is that?
‎那是因为他是我们最宝贵的秘密
Mm. That is because he is our treasured secret.
‎真的吗？
Really? -Uh…
‎实际上有一个很自然的解释
It actually has a natural explanation.
‎这对我来说有点难‎但乔纳森其实是早产儿
This is a little hard for me, but Jonathan was actually premature.
‎出生得太早了
Born way too early. -Oh?
‎是的 医生说都是因为‎我抽烟喝酒造成的 但我不以为然
Yes, the doctor said all my smoking and drinking caused it, but I don't know.
‎他就像住在我的子♥宫♥里的‎一只没有壳的超级老龟
It looked like a super old shell-less turtle had lived in my uterus
‎终于第一次出来见天日了
and finally came out to see daylight for the first time.
‎-他丑哭了‎-是的 丑哭了
He was hideous. -Oh, hideous.
‎就像尤达宝宝 但并不可爱
Like a baby Yoda minus the cuteness.
‎我的天啊
Oh my God.
‎-我很高兴他活下来了‎-唉
Well, I am so glad that he survived. -Phew.
‎介意我问一句 他早产了多久吗？
How premature, if you don't mind me asking?
‎差不多两周吧 准确地说是八天
Almost two weeks. Eight days to be precise.
‎是的 但对我们来说‎当时的情况很可怕
Oh yes, it does. It was a real scare for us.
‎万一他没能挺过来呢‎所以我们决定不跟乔纳森太亲近
So, in case he didn't make it, we decided not to get too attached to Jonathan.
‎我们得避开可能出现的伤痛
We had to save ourselves from potential grief.
‎我们让康苏拉来给他喂奶什么的
We had "Conthuela" breastfeed him and everything,
‎以此弱化母子间的感情
to weaken the bond between mother and son.
‎哇 太可怕了
Wow, that is horrible.
‎是的 没错
Yes, indeed.
‎是啊 真的太难了 好了 长话短说吧
Yup. It was tough. Anyway, to make a long story short,
‎我们把鸡蛋全放在一个篮子里了‎全押宝在坦纳身上了
we put all our eggs into one basket and went all in with Tanner.
‎我们把所有的感情‎都倾注在他身上了 对吗 亲爱的？
We invested all our emotions in him. -Mm-hmm.
‎坦纳 你准备好了吗？
Tanner, are you ready? -Mmm!
‎哇！
Wow! Wow.
‎就像“钉子”一样插♥进♥水中‎我从没见过如此厉害的动作
That was the best "the nail" I've ever seen.
‎谢谢！这些年来 我一直在努力练习
‎当然 如果可以的话 我想再跳几次
Um… Sure. Just a few more jumps, if that's okay?
‎-当然 可以 我去楼上等你‎-好呢！
Sure, yeah. I'll see you upstairs. -Yes!
‎等等！你真该看看‎乔纳森像“钉子”般插入水中
Hold on! You gotta watch Jonathan's "the nail."
‎老实说 这是大♥师♥级的水平
It's epic, honestly.
‎真的挺棒啦
It… It is actually pretty great.
‎-好吧‎-好的 我们开始吧
Okay. -Okay, here we go.
Ah!
‎你看到了吗？跳得不错吧
Did you see it? Oh, that was great.
‎坦纳 你今晚渴得厉害呢
‎我今天跟坦纳处得不错
I really connected with Tanner today. -Hmm.
‎他证明了人是可以瞬间改变的
He proved people can change in a heartbeat
‎早晨还是从小到大一直欺负人的形象
from being a bully in the morning, and all his life, really,
‎下午就是暖心大哥了
to the greatest guy in the afternoon.
‎是啊 真是太棒了
Yeah, that was pretty amazing to see.
‎我不是说你家人的坏话
Not to say anything negative about your family or anything,
‎但你的父母都是很糟糕的人
but your parents are pretty horrible people.
‎也许吧 也许有一点 但他们是好意
Maybe. Maybe a… a little bit, but… but they mean so well.
‎并不是的 他们全是恶意
No, they don't. They mean harm.
‎他们是彻头彻尾的混♥蛋♥‎你值得拥有更好的 乔纳森
They are arseholes to the core. You deserve so much better, Jonathan.
‎要知道 虽然我们认识的时间不长
You know, even though we haven't known each other for real long,
‎但我觉得你、佩德罗、尼科和其他人
I feel like you and Pedro and Nico and… and the others,
‎才是我真正的家人
that's my real family, in a way.
‎那才是家人应该有的样子
That's… That's how a family should be.
‎是啊 说得没错
Yeah. That is so, so true.
‎没有秘密 没有谎言 完全尊重
No secrets, no lies, and total respect.
‎我百分百相信你们 你知道吗？
I… I trust you guys a hundred percent, you know?
‎很高兴听你这样说
That is good to hear.
‎给我两秒钟
Oh, uh… Two secs.
‎喂 丽莎 你们得回来了
Hello? Liza, you guys need to return.
‎泰伦特决定‎缩短大家的假期 我很抱歉
Tyrant decided to cut vacations short for everyone. I'm sorry.
‎天啊 声音不清楚 我出去接吧
God, you're breaking up. Let me get outside.
‎也许信♥号♥♥会好一些
Maybe the reception is better.
‎（佩德罗 呼叫失败 无信♥号♥♥）
Ah!
‎佩德罗 佩德罗 你说什么？
Pedro. Pedro. You were saying?
‎是时候回来了 抱歉
Time to get back. Sorry.
‎抱歉 你说什么？我听不清楚
Sorry, sorry. What was that? I'm having trouble hearing you.
‎我是说你们该回来了
I was saying that you guys should return.
‎让手♥机♥靠近卫星 也许能管用
‎喂？好的 现在再试试
Hello? Okay, try now.
‎-丽莎 听得到我说话了吗？‎-是的 非常清楚
Can you hear me now, Liza? -Ah, yes. Crystal clear.
‎很好 跟我们的傀儡船长怎么样了？
Good. How are things with our pawn captain?
‎很好 是啊 一切都好
Good. Yeah. All good.
‎我不禁会想 我们作为一个犯罪集团
I can't stop thinking that it is incredible that we,
‎能因为他而逍遥法外 真是不可思议
as a criminal cartel, can get away with so much just because of him.
‎-就是说啊‎-其实我正要跟你说
Tell me about it. -I will, actually.
‎-我必须一吐为快‎-什么 现在吗？
I have to get this off my chest. -What, now?
‎是的 现在 我从头开始说了
Yes. Now. I'll take it from the start.
‎我还在想着‎他在巴西登船后的那次任务
The mission after he boarded the ship in Brazil still haunts me.
‎乔纳森和我走过那条小巷时…
When Jonathan and I were walking through that alley…
‎这就是我对我们‎所参与的整个犯罪活动的看法
And that is how I feel about the whole criminal operation we're part of.
‎你可以引用我的话
And you can quote me on that. -Okay.
‎-好的‎-但不要对泰伦特先生说
But not to Mr. Tyrant,
‎不要告诉操控这一切的幕后黑手
the evil mastermind behind all this.
‎总之 我想要说 你和弗尔得尽快回来
Anyway, what I needed to say is that you and Fall have to come here
as soon as possible.
‎收到
Roger that.
‎嗨！
Oh, hi!
‎这么晚了 是谁的电♥话♥呀？
Who… Who was that calling so late?
‎没谁啦 只是恶作剧电♥话♥
Uh, no one. Just a prank call.
‎一通恶作剧电♥话♥ 你聊了20分钟？
You… You talked for, like, 20 minutes with a prank caller?
‎是的 没错
Mm, yeah. Yeah, sure did.
‎好吧 恶作剧电♥话♥最糟糕了
Okay. Prank calls are the worst.
‎如此不必要的占用通讯资源
Such unnecessary use of telecommunications.
‎亚历山大格雷厄姆贝尔‎肯定不希望这样的
It… It is not what Alexander Graham Bell would've wanted.
‎他努力发明电♥话♥‎可不是为了搞恶作剧的
That is not why he worked so hard.
‎是啊 可能不是吧
No, no, probably not.
‎不过话说回来…
But anyway…
-Um… -Oh.
‎在睡觉之前 我有话跟你说
I wanted to say something before going to sleep.
‎行吧
Okay?
‎我只想说 今天谢谢你 很够朋友
I… I just wanted to say thank you for today,
for being a real friend
‎很有女友的样子
and… and girlfriend and all of that.
‎这对我来说意义重大
It… It really means a lot to me.
Oh.
‎乔纳森 你是一个好人
Jonathan, you are a great guy.
‎我希望你清楚
I hope you know that.
‎不管以后发生什么事
And no matter what happens in the future,