背锅船长（2023）

even if it's the last thing I do.
‎我也是 这也是我的打算
Same here. That is exactly my plan too.
‎真的吗？你怎么不制定自己的计划？
Seriously? Maybe you can make your own plan?
‎你不必事事都模仿我
You don't have to mimic everything I do.
‎是的 但在人类动物园待了16年后
Yeah, but it's pretty obvious to have that plan
‎有这样的计划也很正常
after sitting in a human zoo for 16 years.
‎没错 你可以凭着自己的良心做事
Yes. You can do what your conscience tells you,
‎但如果你跟我有完全一样的计划
but it's not very inventive when you have the exact same plan as me.
‎那就缺乏创意了
Its just not very creative.
‎别玩过头 没有啦‎没关系 你们可以尽情享乐
No, it's okay. You can have too much fun.
‎好的 再见
All right, see ya.
‎佩德罗 我本来想请你…
Oh, so, Pedro, I was gonna ask you, um…
‎不 抱歉 我刚刚忘了 我…
Huh. Uh, no, yeah, sorry. It slipped my mind. I…
‎没关系 船长
That's okay, Captain.
‎我想起来了‎那个丽莎…你认识丽莎吧？
Oh, now I remember. That Liza… You know Liza, right?
‎是的 当然
Yes. Of course.
‎我们做了近8年的同事 我认识她
We have been colleagues for nearly eight years, so I know her.
‎对 她看起来不错 是的
Yeah, she seems very, uh… very nice. Yeah.
‎像这样的女孩可能有丈夫了‎或许还有几个孩子？
Maybe some little ones perhaps, or…
Girl like that probably has a husband and everything.
‎不 她还单身 一直都是
Uh, no. No. She's single. Always been.
‎-也许吧‎-对
Hmm. Maybe. -Yeah.
‎我觉得我可以成为那个人
And I feel like I could maybe be that person.
‎是不是…我们俩很像 你懂的 很合拍
Is that… We're just so alike, you know, so compatible.
‎-好的‎-丽莎很特别
Okay. -Liza is special.
‎很温柔 很敏感 甚至有点害羞
So tender. So sensitive. Almost shy in a sense.
‎像离开水的鱼 身处恶劣环境
Kind of a fish out of water in a tough environment,
‎有时候大型游轮就会这样
like a cruise ship can be at times.
‎像水泥丛林里一朵娇嫩的花
Just a delicate flower in a concrete jungle.
‎我只希望她在这里有安全感
I just hope that she feels safe here,
‎这样的工作环境不会让她觉得不开心
and that this workplace doesn't feel toxic to her,
‎毕竟这船上都是男人
you know, with the kind of masculine energy
we project on the ship.
‎她有一个娇弱的灵魂 但这没关系
She has a tender soul, you know, but hey, that's okay too.
‎我们也许是天生一对
That we might be meant for each other.
‎你和巴雷尔女士？
You and Ms. Barell?
‎当然 是的‎为什么不呢？去追她吧 船长
Sure. Yeah. Why not, right? Go for it, Captain.
‎谢谢你 佩德罗 跟你聊天很愉快
Thanks, Pedro. Good talk.
‎谢谢你的建议 我要去找她了
Thanks for the advice. I'll, uh… I'll go and find her.
‎-你是真正的朋友‎-我随时都在 友友
You're a true friend. -Anytime, mi amigo.
‎友友 哇哦
Hmm. "Amigo." Wow.
‎我不知道确切含义‎但听起来…很有诗意
I don't know what that means, but it sounds… poetic.
‎哦 丽莎！
Oh, Liza!
‎-你好‎-嗨
Hello. -Oh, hi.
‎-我正在找你呢‎-什么事？
I was actually looking for you. -How come?
‎我就是很想跟你谈谈 没错
Just, uh… I would really like to talk. -Um…
‎能等吗？
Yeah. -Uh, well, can it wait?
‎我得先冲个澡 把这颜料洗掉
I really have to take a shower, get this paint off me.
‎哦 那是颜料吗？
Oh, is that paint?
‎你这里沾的东西‎像是人类皮肤…还有头发吗？
You've got something that looks like human skin there and… hair?
‎-那是不是…‎-红色的颜料
Is that-- -No, it's red paint.
‎我不小心洒了一身
I spilled it all over me by accident. -Oh.
‎那可真倒霉
Well, that is, uh… unlucky.
‎你能在十分钟后到后甲板找我吗？
Uh, well, can you meet me at the rear deck in ten minutes?
‎当然没问题
Sure, no problem.
‎好吧 我要把帽子摘下来
Okay. I'm gonna take the hat off.
‎太正式了 是的
Too formal. Yeah.
‎你好 不行 晚上好…
Hello. No, no. Good evening…
‎还是戴上帽子吧 对 戴着帽子
Ha… Or, you know, hat on. Yeah. Keep the hat on.
‎-你来了 巴雷尔女士‎-我来了
There you are, Ms. Barell. -Here I am.
‎怎么了 上将？
So what's up, Admiral?
‎上将
Admiral.
‎是这样的 你知道 我在想…
It's, uh… you know, I was thinking…
‎或者没在想 我希望 你知道…
or not thinking, I was hoping that, uh, you know…
‎你希望什么？
What were you hoping?
‎或者我想说 我觉得我们之间很来电
Or I wanted to say that I feel we have a very, very strong chemistry,
‎所以我想问…
so I wanted to ask if, uh…
‎想问什么？
Ask if?
‎你是否愿意接受跟我出去约个会…
If perhaps you would be open to the thought of maybe going on a date.
‎尼科去左边 佩德罗去右边
Nico, take the left. Pedro, take the right.
‎来吧 伙计们 列队！
Come on, men. Formation!
‎去你的吧 扬！一经售出恕不退换！
Fuck you, Jan! All sales are final!
‎抓住他们！
Get them!
‎去死吧 你们这些混♥蛋♥！
Die, you fuckers!
Fuck!
‎灯光！文明世界！
Lights. Civilization!
‎是的 我长眼睛了‎当一个人在荒野迷失好几星期后
Yes, I have eyes. One tends to notice a city
‎一眼就能看见城市的
when you have been lost in the wilderness for weeks.
‎太显眼了
It's pretty obvious.
‎对 但我们成功了！我们真的成功了
Yeah, but we made it! We actually made it.
‎我们吵过架‎我们之间并不总是那么愉快
We have argued, and it hasn't always been that pleasant between us,
‎但我们成功了 要不要跑过去？
but we made it. Should we just run down there?
‎我们才不要跑过去‎像两个气喘吁吁的白♥痴♥一样抵达城市
We are not gonna run down there and arrive in the city like two idiots out of breath.
‎为什么不呢？
Why not?
‎因为太蠢了
Because that's just stupid.
‎而且我们会表现得太急切了
Then we come across as too eager.
‎更酷的做法是在这里扎营‎四处走走…你懂的
It's much cooler if we just camp here and hang out and… you know…
‎回忆经历过的一切
reminisce about all the things we've been through
‎细数我们遇到过的猛兽‎诸如此类 这才是更好的做法
and all the dangerous animals we've seen and those things. It's much better.
‎但我们已经离目的地很近了‎而且这里非常危险
But… we're so close to our goal, and it's so extremely dangerous out here.
‎我们在野外生存好几星期了
Come on! We have survived for weeks out here,
‎你觉得最后一晚会出事吗？没道理
and you think something might happen on the last night? It doesn't make sense.
‎再拖一晚或许也没什么
Ok. Maybe one more night won't make a difference.
‎然后我们明天可以‎像国王一样大摇大摆走进城
And then we can walk into the city tomorrow as kings.
‎-对 昂首挺胸走进去‎-没错
Yeah, strut in there. -Exactly.
‎对 我也是这么想的
Yes, that's what I envision too.
‎我们酷酷地进城 所有人看我们都…
We'll look really cool as we walk into town and everyone there just… whoo!
‎-对‎-没错
Yeah. -Yeah.
‎-是的‎-好吧
Yeah. -Okay.
‎-晚安了‎-晚安
Good night. -Good night.
‎哦 该死
Oh shit.
‎约翰尼斯？
Johannes? Johannes?
Ah!
Oh. Eh…
‎走开 不要！
Get away. No!
‎坐下！
Sit!
‎走开！不！
Get away! No, no, no, no!