背锅船长（2023）

Hello? Colleen? Are you there?
‎（斯蒂尔家）
‎-卢卡？卢卡！‎-亲爱的 你怎么回家了？
Luca? Luca! -Honey, what are you doing home?
‎我要领导一次大突袭
I am going to lead a huge raid.
‎这是一起大案‎奥尼尔局长把指挥权交给我了！
This is the big one, and Chief O'Neill gave the reins to yours truly!
‎听起来真不错
Oh! That sounds great.
‎这正是突袭的表情 我非常骄傲
The face of the bust. I am so proud.
‎我只是想确保你正在收看新闻频道
I just wanted to make sure you have the news channel on
‎一分钟都不错过
and watch this minute by minute as it unfolds.
‎当然了 我甚至不会低头看手♥机♥‎我会全神贯注的
Of course. I won't even look down at my phone. I will pay full attention.
‎这次突袭会改变一切的
This bust will change everything.
‎我会被特警队接受 我肯定会升职的
I will finally gain acceptance to the Special Unit,
and I'll get promoted for sure.
‎亲爱的 如果你升职了‎我们就能养得起孩子了
Honey. If you get promoted, we can finally afford to have kids.
‎想象一下 你怀里抱着一个小家伙吧
Imagine you with a little one in your arms.
‎我知道 亲爱的 我们已经期待很久了
I know, sweetie. It's been a dream of ours for so long.
‎我等不及了
I can't wait.
‎你要小心点 好吗？
You be careful now, okay?
‎我准备好面对任何情况了
Oh, I'm prepared for whatever we may encounter.
‎我会充分展现‎自己的控制力…以及领导力
It'll be a glorious display of control… -Mm!
…and leadership.
‎好了 各位‎我们要寻找印着虎爪标志的木箱
Alright, guys. We're looking for wooden crates with tiger-paw logos,
‎要的！
Oorah!
‎这是一起大案 各位
This is the big one, boys.
‎我们要互相照应 保证安全
Let's take care of each other in there and be safe.
‎-祝你们好运‎-收到！
Good luck, guys. -Roger that.
‎坐在这里好好欣赏吧 市长
Ah, just sit back and enjoy, Mayor.
‎好戏即将上演
You're in for one hell of a show.
‎（感谢参观 我们一起拯救动物）
‎（我们应该如何帮助动物？）
‎那是什么情况？
What the hell was that?
‎我的天啊
Oh my God.
‎就像《人猿星球》 但是还有大猫！
It's like Planet of the Apes, but with big cats too!
‎可恶 我讨厌动物 我们开始射击吧
Oh, fuck me, I hate animals. Let's start shooting 'em.
‎别逞英雄 弗兰克探员
Don't you play hero now, Agent Frank.
‎我必须这么做 我们都是从零开始的
I have to do this. All of us start from zero.
‎我们做出正确的决策‎然后才能成为英雄
We make the right decision and become a hero.
‎待在这里 不会有事的
Just stay put, and everything'll be fine.
‎-如果出岔子了 就把我拉回来‎-不要这样！
Just reel me in if this goes south. -Don't do it!
‎-冲啊！‎-不！
Geronimo! -No!
Ah!
‎不管用！救命啊！‎把我拉进去！快拉呀！
It didn't work! Help! Reel me in! Reel me in now!
‎该死
Ah! Damn it.
‎这只会刺♥激♥它们的本能
It's only triggering their instincts!
‎救命！
Help!
-Oh!
‎我要死了
I'm dying.
‎告诉我的孩子们 我爱他们
Tell my kids I love them.
‎你肯定能活下来的‎但如果你想 我还是可以转告他们
Oh. You'll most definitely survive, but I… I can still tell 'em if you want.
‎-我不想死‎-老兄 你会没事的
I don't wanna die. -Dude, you're gonna be fine.
‎谁都不可以打开那扇门‎只要我们留在车里 那就是安全的
No one else open that door. If we just stay in here, we're safe.
Ah!
‎那些黑猩猩吓坏我了
Oh, those chimps freak me out.
‎不要害怕
Well, stop freaking out.
‎猩猩很友善 它们只是在跟我们互动
Apes are friendly. They're just making contact.
‎把黑猩猩想象成毛茸茸的人类吧
Think of chimpanzees as… really hairy humans.
‎不会有问题的
There's not gonna be a problem.
‎什么情况？你看到什么了？
What's going on? What do you see?
‎救救我！救命啊！
Help me! Help me please!
‎该死 各位 我说错了
Oh shit. Hey, guys. I kinda misspoke.
‎它们就像超级强壮暴♥力♥的毛茸茸人类
They're, like, super strong, violent, hairy humans.
‎我们怎么办 斯蒂尔？‎你是负责人 说点什么吧！
What do we do, Steel? You're in charge. Say somethin'!
‎密切观察 我已经尽力了
Keen observation, and I'm doing the best I can,
‎这种情况也没有应对方案呀
but there's no protocol for this. There's no place in the handbook
‎手册里没有‎关于大型猫科动物或黑猩猩的内容
that says anything about big cats or chimpanzees!
‎-放开我！它在咬我！‎-该死
Get him off me! -Oh shit.
‎-到底怎么回事？‎-没什么
What the hell is going on? -Uh, nothing.
‎让我看看
Let me see.
‎哇 太可怕了
Wow, that is horrible.
‎你和你的特遣队都完蛋了 奥尼尔
You and your task force are finished, O'Neill.
‎到此为止吧 特警队被撤销了
This is it. No more Special Unit.
‎看来现在要自己顾自己了
Well, I, uh… I guess it's every man for himself now.
‎-是吗？‎-是的 你自己想办法自救吧
Is it? -Yes. Save yourselves!
‎开门 可恶！开门！打开！求你了！
Open the door, goddamn it! Open the door! Open it! Please!
‎给你！奥尼尔的营救
Here! O'Neill to the rescue.
Yah!
‎拜托！来人啊！
Please! Somebody!
‎黑猩猩把他的脸撕下来了
The chimps are ripping his face off! Oh!
‎天啊 请救救我们
Oh, God. Please help us.
‎好多血啊
So much blood. Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-oh!
Oh!
‎是的 我当时在场…
Yes. Yes, I was there, and…
‎市长非常勇敢 战斗到最后一刻
oh, the mayor was a brave man, and he fought to the last.
‎他对我说的最后一句话是
And actually his last words to me
‎他想增加特警队的预算
was that he wanted to increase the budget of the Special Unit
‎并给高层管理人员涨工资
and raise the salaries for the upper-level management. Hah.
‎上帝保佑市长
God bless the mayor.
‎不要再提问了
No more questions. No more questions.
‎前方刚刚传来一些可怕的场面
And these horrible scenes are just in.
‎我们在这里看到的是三位幼儿园老师
What we can see here are three kindergarten teachers
‎被一群狮子追赶并吃掉
being chased down and eaten by a pack of lions.
‎真是…我不知道该说什么了‎我只想说 斯蒂尔探员见鬼去吧
This is just… I don't know what to say other than screw that Agent Steel to hell.
‎对不起
I'm sorry.
‎但这次事件的责任‎已经被归咎于一个人
But in this case, the blame has already been pinned down on one individual,
‎所以你那样说也是理所应当
so what you say there is totally called for.
‎我知道我可能会因此丢掉工作‎但我还是要说
I know I can lose my job for this, but here goes.
‎斯蒂尔探员 去你的 见鬼去吧…
Agent Steel. Fuck your face straight to hell!
‎（技术故障 我们很快就会回来）
‎（斯蒂尔家）
‎嘿 亲爱的
Hey, honey. Uh…
‎怎么回事？
What's up?
‎“怎么回事”？
What's up?
‎很多人被吃掉了 就是这么回事
Lots of people have been eaten. That's what's up.
‎你凭一己之力毁掉了一座城市
You have single-handedly destroyed a city.
‎新闻都在报道你
Your face is all over the news.
‎等等 宝贝 每段故事都是有两方面的
Hold on, sweetie. There are two sides to every story.
‎-别叫我“宝贝” 废物‎-你要去哪里？
Don't "sweetie" me, loser. -Where you going?
‎我要离开你
I am leaving you.
‎我无法忍♥受这种耻辱
I can't live with the shame.
‎感觉就像嫁给查尔斯曼森一样
This is like being married to Charles Manson or something,
‎甚至更加糟糕
just much worse.
‎你比那家伙背负的人命还要多得多
You have a lot more lives on your conscience than that poor man.
‎求你了 卢卡‎突袭失败并没有什么可羞耻的
Please, Luca. There's no shame in a failed bust.
‎标志几乎一模一样
The logos were almost identical.
‎两家不同的公♥司♥‎怎么会使用相同的虎爪标志呢？
How can two separate companies use the same tiger-paw logo?
‎根本说不通啊
It just doesn't make sense.
‎就因为你 50多人的脸皮都被撕碎了
More than 50 people woke up this morning without a face thanks to you,
‎你很清楚人要脸树要皮的
and you know very well how important the face is to a person.
‎确实很重要 我明白
Real important. I know that.
‎不会造成大群危险动物上街游荡
‎各处撕人脸吃人肉
tearing off faces and eating people all over,
‎但看来我错了
but I guess I was wrong.
‎卢卡
Luca.
‎卢卡！
Luca!
‎卢卡！
Luca!
‎卢卡！
Luca!
‎卢卡！
Luca!
F…
Ahhh!
‎闭嘴吧 脸皮屠夫！
Shut up, face butcher!