背锅船长（2023）

‎我懂 我不会的‎因为我根本没打算那样做
I know. I would never do that because that is not what I am going to do.
‎-完全没有‎-很好 很高兴你这样说
Far from it. -Great. Good to hear.
‎这起案子不会让我无法释怀
This will not be that one case I couldn't let go of
‎最终像凯莉麦迪逊那样揪住不放
and eventually get totally Carrie Mathison-obsessed with.
‎很好
Perfect.
‎不会 先生 不可能的 这家伙不会的
No way, no, sir. Ain't happening. Not this guy.
‎我踏实得很
Too grounded for that stuff.
‎（海马海事就业安置中心）
‎嗨
Hi.
‎您正在收听的是飞鹰102.6频道
Well, you're listening to 102.6 The Hawk,
‎接下来的是我最喜欢的一首曲子
and up next, we have a great tune from one of my favorites.
‎有什么能帮你的吗 年轻人？
How can I help you, young man?
‎你好 我是乔纳森弗尔 我打过电♥话♥…
Oh, hi. Jonathan Fall. I… I called. Um…
‎是哦 弗尔先生 请进来吧
Oh yes. Mr. Fall. Please come in.
‎我刚才在看挂在外面墙上的家人照片
Oh, I was just looking at my family on the wall out there.
Hoo!
‎弗尔家族几代人‎都在海上摸爬滚打 所以…
Fall family has been roaming the seas for generations,
so… they expect nothing less from me.
‎他们对我的期望也很高
Mm-hmm.
‎我们来看看吧 乔纳森弗尔
Let's see here. Jonathan Fall.
‎天啊
Ouch.
‎好吧 我知道‎我的成绩看起来不是很好
it… it doesn't look that great,
Okay, well, I know when you look at my grades,
‎但大海已经融进我的血液‎刻在我的基因里了 所以…
but the ocean is in my blood. It's in my genes, I think, so…
‎好吧
Okay.
‎实际上 我的家族对盟军‎赢得第二次世界大战卓有功绩
Yeah, my… my… my family was practically responsible
for the Allies winning World War II,
‎所以我家也不算太差劲啦
so not too… shabby.
‎问题是你是商船学院历史上‎成绩最差的学生
The thing is, you had the worst exams in the history of the Naval Academy.
Oh. Oh.
‎现在 你最接近指挥一艘船的机会
Right now, the closest you'll ever get to commanding a ship
‎就是在码头上卖♥♥淫
is turning tricks at the docks.
Hmm.
‎我也不知道 我是说…
Oh, I don't know, I mean…
‎如果可以保证我最终能指挥一艘船…
If there were guarantees that I would eventually command a ship…
‎刚开始的时候 也许我…
Just as a starting gig, maybe I--
‎我在开玩笑啦 弗尔
I am obviously joking, Fall.
‎是的 当然‎让我卖♥♥淫？不可能的 那是…
Me, a hooker? No, I… I would never. That's, um…
Yeah. Of course.
‎我也是在开玩笑啦
I was just joking too. Just, uh…
‎只是两个人在办公室里开玩笑啦
two people in an office just crackin' jokes.
‎好了 你刚才想说什么来着？
Anyway, you were saying?
‎我可以为你提供一次全面的性格测试
What I can offer you is an extensive personality test,
‎你可以借此向潜在雇主‎展示你的真实能力
where you can show potential employers what you're really made of.
‎也许你有一些隐藏天赋
Maybe you have some hidden talents
‎被埋在很深很深的地方了
hidden deep, deep down there. Somewhere.
‎（航行生活）
‎好了 完成了 我确定我完成得很好
There. Done. I'm pretty sure I nailed it.
‎没什么好不好的 这是性格测试
Mm, there is nothing to nail. It's a personality test.
‎稍等 我马上就能知道结果了
Hold on. I'll get the results in two secs.
‎哇 这里有好多很棒的船只
Ooh, wow, there are some great ships here.
‎你能把我的测试结果‎发给海中之王号♥吗 可以吗？
Could you send my test results to the Emperor of the Seas maybe?
‎这很疯狂吗？
Is that crazy?
‎天啊
Oh. Oh Lord.
‎-结果很好吗？‎-不
That good? -No.
‎但看在你家族的份上‎我毕竟不能让你空手而归
But I owe it to your family name to get you something.
‎这可能是一个好机会‎让你改造自己的性格
Oh! Ah, this could be an opportunity for you to work on that personality
‎获得一些工作经验
and get some job experience.
‎谁知道将来会发生什么呢 弗尔
And who knows what could happen down the line, Fall.
‎哇 太棒了
Wow, that is awesome.
‎谢谢 太谢谢你了 女士
Thank you. Tha… Thank you so much, ma'am.
‎我的梦想终于成真了 谢谢你相信我
That is just a dream come true. Thank you for believing in me.
‎鲸鱼喷水了！
Thar she blows!
‎都是你的错 吉罗伊夫人
That's on you, Mrs. Gilroy.
‎你那漂亮的松垮臀部让我分心了
That beautiful saggy ass distracted me.
‎没关系啦 都是常有的事
Oh, never mind. Those things happen.
‎嘿 坦纳！
Hey, Tanner!
-Whoo! -Oh.
‎没听到我喊他
Can't hear me.
‎乔纳森 亲爱的
Jonathan, darling.
‎嘿 妈妈
Hey, Mom.
‎我都不知道我们在开派对
I didn't know we were having a party. What's the occasion?
‎-有什么特别的事吗？‎-今天是你哥哥的大日子
‎大日子？
-Oh, it's your brother's big day. -Big day?
‎是的 我们在庆祝坦纳的33岁半生日
Yes, we're celebrating Tanner's 33 and a half birthday.
‎酷啊 我先去换身衣服 然后就加入
I'll… I'll… I'll just get changed, and then I'll join in.
Oh. Cool.
‎是哦 说起来 你知道吗？‎不如你先爬上树屋
Yeah, about that. You know what?
How about you just climb up in your treehouse,
‎我们会给你送吃的上去的
and we'll bring you some food up there.
‎你父亲和我觉得这样会比较好
Your father and I thought that would be a great idea.
‎我完全同意‎只是我真的很想加入派对
I totally agree. It's… It's just that I would really like
to, uh, join the party.
‎当然 但我觉得你还是不去比较好
Of course, but I think it might be better for you to just skip it.
‎-所以按照我说的做吧‎-收到
So let's go ahead and do that. -Roger that.
‎哦 安吉拉 你来了啊！
Oh, Angela, you made it!
‎嗨 爸爸
Hi, Dad.
‎给你 吃吧
Here you go. Chow down.
‎哦 谢谢 好饿啊 派对开心吗？
Ooh, thank you. So hungry. Good party?
‎当然 非常棒 非常好玩
Oh yeah. So great. So much fun.
‎稍后的DJ是斯瑰莱克斯
Skrillex is DJing later,
‎你哥哥在下面就像明星一样闪耀
and your brother is sparkling like a star down there.
‎我猜也是
Oh. I bet.
‎也许我可以下去‎跟你们一起玩一会？
May… Maybe I can come down and join in for a little while?
‎跟赫尔曼叔叔和其他人打声招呼‎感受一下派对的乐趣
Just say hello to Uncle Herman and them maybe,
just to get a little taste of the fun.
‎在理想情况下‎你肯定是可以这样做的
Well, in an ideal world, it's exactly what you would have done,
‎但我们不想冒险‎因为你的出现可能会毁掉
but we don't want to risk you ruining your brother's big day
‎你哥的大日子
with your presence.
‎什么？我不会毁掉任何事的
What? Well, I wouldn't ruin anything.
‎我会保持低调‎友好地四处聊聊天 好吗？
I'll stay low, have a little friendly chat here and there. Yes?
‎不行 不可能的
Nope, not gonna happen.
Oh… Okay.
‎好吧
‎你要把梯子拿走吗？
Oh. Oh. You're taking the ladder?
‎只是安全起见
Oh, it's just a security measure.
‎主要是想防止有人爬上去打扰你
Mostly to protect you from people climbing up and disturbing you.
‎我可不想有位老叔叔爬上去
Oh. -Yeah, you know.
Don't want an old uncle to come up there
‎对你进行性侵什么的
and have his way with you or anything like that.
‎什么？
What?
‎我不是说会发生这种事
I'm not saying it will happen,
‎但从统计数据来看‎每个家族都有性侵犯
but statistically, every family has a molester in their ranks.
Ooh.
‎呃 好吧 我想说 谢谢了
Yikes, okay. Um, well, thank you, I guess.
‎我明早就会放回去的 我尽量吧
I'll put it back in the morning, I almost promise.
‎那就太好了 好吧 晚安 爸爸
Oh, that would be great. Okay. Good night, Dad.
‎你也…
Good night… you.
‎晚安吧
‎（《做最好的自己》）
‎你懂的 在T台上…走秀
‎（坦纳 33岁半）
‎在T台上 耶 在T台上！
‎坦纳 太有才了
Tanner. So talented.
‎我太性感 显得裤子不够瞧‎我太性感…
‎你是最棒的 坦纳！
You're the best, Tanner!
‎太不幸了
That's unfortunate.
‎当然了 泰伦特先生
Of course, Mr. Tyrant.
‎-是他吗？‎-是的
Was that him? -Yeah.
‎他想让我们换一种方式
He wants us to take a different approach this time.
‎与其找一位有资历的船长
Instead of finding a captain with certain credentials,
‎他想让我们找一位毫无经验的
he wants us to find a captain with… none.
‎就像一块有指挥船只执照的粘土？
Like a wet piece of clay with a license to command a ship.
‎我想是的
Yeah, I guess.
‎我们开始行动吧
Let's get to it.
‎很好 我们走吧
Muy bien. Vamos.
‎过一下 我认识船长
Yah. Coming through. I know the, uh, captain.
‎他是孩子们的叔叔 走吧‎嘿 跟你们的叔叔打声招呼 孩子们
He's the kids' uncle, so move it.
‎叔叔？
Hey, say hello to your uncle, kids. -Uncle?
‎逗你玩呢
Just messing with you.
‎我想跟他们的妈妈上♥床♥‎她却让我带他们来公园
I'm trying to bang their mother, and she made me take them to the park.
‎-你能相信吗？‎-什么？
Can you believe that? -What?
‎什么什么？如果你不想知道真♥相♥