背锅船长（2023）

‎（船舶安全信息）
‎嘿 医生 他怎么样了？
Hey, Doc, how is he?
‎他没事了 情况很稳定
He's doing fine. Nice and stable.
‎很好 在游轮准备好前‎你能让他一直昏迷吗？
Good. Can you keep him in a coma until the ship is ready?
‎那是多长时间？
Well, how long are we talking about?
‎我也不知道 我想是明天早上吧
I don't know. I'd say tomorrow morning.
‎我强烈建议不要这样做
Oh, I… I would strongly advise against that.
Oh.
‎原来关于你的传言是真的
So the rumors about you are true.
‎我之前还不确定呢
I wasn't sure. Hmm. -What rumors?
‎什么传言？
‎泰伦特先生送你去医学院读书
so that you could become a whining little bitch.
‎结果却让你变成爱发牢骚的小贱♥人♥了
‎就照我说的做吧
Oh. -Just make it happen.
‎剧名：背锅船长
‎不 我觉得你还没真正明白 亲爱的
I don't think you really understand, sweetie.
‎我这样做不是为了自己‎是为了我们 为了我们的感情
I don't wanna do this for me. It's for us. For our relationship.
‎好吧 是的 我完全尊重你的目的
Okay. Yeah. I… I totally respect your intentions, of course.
‎我想我只是害怕会改变一些事情
I guess, I'm just scared it will change things.
‎什么？改变一些事情？
What? Wh… Change this?
‎拜托 我们情比金坚‎没什么能改变这一点
Come on. What we have is… is magic. Nothing can ever change that.
‎好吧 你为何如此确定？
Well, how can you be so sure of that?
‎我就是知道 好吗？
I just know. Okay?
‎只要我们制订几条基本规则‎我保证 会万无一失的
And as long as we have a few ground rules, this is pretty much fail proof, I promise.
‎好吧 所以是什么基本规则呢？
Okay, so, like, what ground rules?
‎比如 首先 不用真名
Well, like, um… uh… no real names, for starters.
‎是吧？我们可以随时说不
Yeah, right? And we can say no anytime we want.
‎是的 没错 觉得不舒服的事情就不做
Of course. Yes. No. No one should do something they're not comfortable with.
‎是的 不做 没错
Exact… No. Exactly.
‎但如果别人有很棒的体验‎我们不能阻止他们
But we can't stop other people if they're havin' a great experience.
‎别人？
Other people?
‎-你是说你和我中的一人吗？‎-是的
You mean you and me? -Yeah.
‎-是的‎-是的 就是你和我中的一人
Yeah. -Yeah, no, you and me.
‎是的 如果我们其中一人很享受‎另一人就不能干涉
Yeah, if one of us is enjoying it, the other person can't interfere.
‎好吗？另一人必须让步
'Kay? That person has to back off
‎给享受的伴侣以空间
and… and give the… you know, the pleasured partner space.
‎是吗？听起来有点怪怪的呢
Uh… Yeah? Um… That sounds kinda weird.
‎什么？听着 亲爱的‎基本规则不是我订的 好吗？
What? Listen, sweetie, I don't make the ground rules. 'Kay?
‎这是绝大多数夫妻
Tha… That's just a standard rule
‎都要遵守的标准规则
that a vast majority of couples follow.
‎-好吧‎-好呢
Okay. -Yeah.
‎回家的路上
And no complaining
‎也不许抱怨或发牢骚 好吗？
and whining on the way home, okay?
‎嫉妒就更不行了
Jealousy is a no-no.
‎是吗？
It is?
‎-行吧‎-是的 亲爱的 不要想太多
Yeah, but sweetie, you know what? Don't overthink this. Okay?
‎好吗？我们就放下戒备吧 好吗？
Let's just… Yah…
Let's just… …drop the guard, you know?
‎拓宽一下我们的眼界 好吗？
Let's just expand our… our… our horizons a little, you know?
‎我有一种预感‎这会让我们的感情和我们的爱
I have a feeling this will make our… our connection, our love,
‎变得更加牢固的
grow even stronger.
‎那真是太好了 好吧
Aw. That's… I like that. Okay.
‎是的 我想我们会的
Yeah. Yeah! I guess, yeah.
‎过来
Come here. -Aw.
‎过来吧 宝贝
Come here, you. -Aw.
Hmm. Mmm.
‎你还好吧？
You good? -Mm.
‎-还最后一条最重要的规则‎-还有规则吗？行吧 好吧
And the last and most important rule. -Oh, more? Yeah. Okay.
‎允许对方尝试肛♥交♥ 好吗？
Let the other partner try anal?
‎好吗？‎即使我们平时做♥爱♥时 并不会尝试
Okay? Even if it's not a part of our sexual repertoire as is.
Uh-huh.
‎好了 大家再见喽
Okay, see you soon, guys.
‎-再见‎-再见 爱你们哦
Bye. -Bye. Love you.
‎-薇薇安 薇薇‎-在呢
Vivian. Viv. -Yeah. Yes.
‎-我们得走了 好吗？‎-好的
We gotta go. We gotta go. -Okay.
Mmm.
‎嘴真甜
That's sweet.
‎我不讨厌这主意‎我不想给你留下这样的印象
Y… I… Uh… I'm not hating the idea. I don't wanna give you that impression.
‎只是感觉有点怪怪的啦
It just… It feels a bit weird. That's all.
‎我只是不敢相信‎我们现在是这样的夫妻了 你懂吗？
I just… I guess I can't believe that we're that couple now, you know?
‎是啊 我想我…
Yeah. I think I…
‎-是啊 我知道 但很刺♥激♥ 对吗？‎-是啊
Yeah, I know, but it's exciting, right? -Yeah.
‎你可以只是看看 亲爱的
And, you know, you could just watch, sweetie.
‎如果你喜欢‎可以只是看看 不用有压力
You could just watch if you like. No pressure or… or anything.
‎-是的 没有压力 我懂的‎-是的 这没什么不好
Yeah. No, I know. -Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.
‎嘿 你知道吗？‎我可能也只是看看 谁知道呢
Hey. Hey, you know what? I might just watch. You never know.
‎嘿 亲爱的
Hey. Hey, you.
‎这是我们的旅程 你懂的‎这是我们作为夫妻的共同旅程
This is our journey, you know. We do this together as a couple, you know.
‎爱不是强加占有 而是给予自♥由♥
Love doesn't claim possession but gives freedom.
‎-你这样说 我很吃惊‎-谢谢
That blew my mind. -Thank you.
‎-是啊‎-这好像是…斯汀的一句歌♥词
Yeah. -That was like a… a… Sting lyric.
‎抱歉 我得去买♥♥点东西
Oh. Sorry. I need to pick up a few things.
‎（李海药店 药房♥和便利店）
‎（冷饮）
‎这是你们店最大的安全套吗？
These are the… the largest condoms you've got?
‎这是通用尺码
One size fits all.
‎这可不好说 老爹
Hah. Well, not so sure about that, Hoss.
‎但愿你是对的
Hope you're right, though, because I'm gonna need these tonight,
‎因为我今晚会用到 你懂我意思吧
if you know what I mean.
‎你今晚要用自己的老二来做♥爱♥
You are using the cock for intercourse this evening.
‎是的 去参加换妻派对‎那里会是性♥爱♥的天堂
Oh yeah. Going to a swinger's party. It's going to be punani paradise.
‎好呢 真不错 祝你好运吧
Okay. Good for you. Good luck.
‎不是我炫耀
Not to overshare or anything,
‎但这是我很久以来的梦想
but it's been a fantasy of mine for a very long time.
‎终于说服妻子了‎所以是时候大干一场了
Finally got the wife convinced, so now it's time for some of this. Boom.
‎能这样爽一下
And some of that "ehhh!"
‎是吧？你懂的
Yeah? You know.
‎先说清楚 吮吸的人可不是我‎我可不会那样做
That… That sucking part is not me, to be clear.
‎好吧
I am not… I am not gonna be doing that. -Okay.
‎是的 我是在扮演在场的一些女性
Yeah, I was just playing the role of some of the females there.
‎她们会这样做的
You know, they are gonna be doing that.
‎而我只是众多老二中的一根
And I… I would be one of the, um… the dicks.
‎更准确地说 是长着老二的人之一
Or dick carriers, to be more precise.
‎等到第五轮或第六轮‎打桩机开始疲惫时
You never know, might come in handy for round five or six
‎这些药或许会派上用场
when the wrecking bar starts gettin' exhausted.
‎打桩机是指…我的老二
The wrecking bar is… is… That's my penis.
‎薇薇安 来吧
Vivian, come on.
‎欢迎来到换爱天堂
Welcome to Swinger's Heaven.
‎哇 谢谢你 小姐
Oh. Wow. Thank you, miss.
‎这里 换件更舒服的衣服吧
Here. Change into something more comfortable.
‎喝点东西 放松一下 尽情享受
Have some drinks, relax, just enjoy yourselves.
‎好呢 你稍后会在吗 还是…
Will do, and, uh… will you be around later or…
‎不会 我只是这里的工作人员
Oh. No, I just work here.
‎那可太可惜了 真可惜呀
Ah. That's too bad. Such a shame.
‎如果你改变主意了 你懂的
Well, you know, um… be sure to, uh… you know, hunt me down
‎一定要来找我…找我们哦
if you, uh, if you change your mi… us down. We'll be…
‎-因为我们都是…对吗？‎-是啊 来找我们吧
Yup. -'Cause we'll both…
-Us down. -Right?
‎-我们都会在这里的‎-是啊 我们会在一起的
We'll both be around here. -Yup. We will be together, so…
‎-对吧 宝贝？‎-掏出你的枪 来找我们吧
Right, sweetie? -Pull out your gun and hunt us down.
‎-我有点紧张‎-好吧
Little nervous. -Okay.
‎我们不要分开
Be together.
‎-我去给我们拿点喝的 好吗？‎-好的 当然 去吧
I'll grab us some drinks. Yeah? -Yes, definitely, right away.
‎都是在那里啪啪啪的‎你想去看看吗？
so that's where the action happens. Wanna check it out?
‎好啊 为什么不呢？
Yeah, why not?
‎我不确定‎这是不是一个好主意 这太疯狂了
I don't know if this was such a good idea. This is pretty… wild.
‎是啊 但疯狂得很是地方
Yeah. Wild in a great way.
‎我以为会更优雅一点 更隐蔽一点？
I guess I thought it would be a bit more classy. Maybe more discreet?
‎拜托 解放你的思想
Ah, come on! Free your mind.
‎性♥爱♥应该是有趣的 好吗？‎他们来这里就是做♥爱♥的 仅此而已
Sex is supposed to be fun, 'kay? They're just here to have sex. That's it.
‎不受任何评判 享受彼此的身体
Bodies enjoying each other without anyone judging.
‎我想你是对的
I guess you're right.
‎只是视觉上需要一点时间来习惯
Just… takes a little while to get used to, you know, visually.
‎是啊 坐下来‎好好喝杯东西 我马上就回来
Yeah. Yeah. Sit down and enjoy your drink, and I'll be right back.
‎我得去稍微梳洗一下
I just gotta freshen up a bit.
‎好吧 不过快点回来 亲爱的
Okay. Come back quick, though, hon.