喜新不厌旧（2014）

Black-ish S07E05

Part 1 April 1, 2021, 8:54 p.m.

What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice,and everything nice."
来自儿歌♥："What are little boys made of?Snips and snails,and puppy dog tails.
Society would have us believe that
社会让我们相信
the divide between boys and girls is vast and insurmountable.
男孩和女孩之间的区别犹如鸿沟不可跨越
We're taught, "Girls are made of sugar and spice
我们这样被教育 "女孩是由蜜糖香料
and everything nice."
和美好的东西组成的"
"And boys are made of snips and snails
"而男孩是由剪刀蜗牛
and puppy dog tails."
和小狗的尾巴组成的"
But in this house, we raise our daughters
但是在咱家女儿们被抚养得
to be just as strong as our sons.
像儿子一样强壮
We raise our sons to be just as sensitive as our daughters.
而儿子们则像女儿一样体贴又敏感
And I would say we overachieved with Junior.
而且我要说 Junior在这方面异常成功
But still, Bow and I try to look past gender
仍然我和Bow尽量忽略性别
and see our kids for the individuals they are.
将每个孩子都作为独♥立♥的个体来看待
Oh!
噢
Hey. Hey, babe.
嘿嘿宝贝
Look at this. What?
快看怎么了
I got twenty likes on my new sneakers.
我的新鞋得了20个赞
You know that's not a lot, right?
你应该知道这不算多吧
What? What? What?
什么什么
No, Diane liked it. Look at that.
不 Diane也赞了你看
And she doesn't like anything.
她从来不赞任何东西的
Online or in real life.
不管在网上还是在现实生活
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
哦等等等等
What? "Golden State Thriller"?
咋了 "黄金加州惊悚故事"
Did she change her username?
她改了用户名吗
I don't know. She's always chang...
不清楚她老在改昵称
What is that?
那是什么
What is this?
这是什么
Scroll.
往下翻
Is this a fake account?
这个是小号♥吗
Oh, m... Oh!
哦我的哦
Oh, my Lord!
我的天
Oh, God.
天啊
Wait, Dre.
等下 Dre
It's worse. Yeah.
不好了是啊
This is her real account.
这才是她的大号♥
She played us.
她耍了我们
How is she verified?
她怎么得到认证的
Image reported. Okay.
图像已举报好吧
Image reported.
图像已举报
Yes, because it directly harms me!
是的因为它直接伤害了我
You know, we should have never got the Internet.
你知道吗咱家就不该通网的
Somebody get me Zuckerberg.
来人给我把扎克伯格抓过来
Get me Zuckerberg!
给我把扎克伯格抓过来
Dre, look, I know she broke the rules,
Dre 我知道她坏了规矩
but we do not get to overreact.
但是我们不能反应过度
The last thing we want to do is body shame our daughter.
我们最不应该做的就是外貌羞辱我们的女儿
Appropriate amounts of body shaming is okay.
适当的外貌羞辱是可以的
It's what got me to return my male thong!
这正是让我放弃男式丁字裤的原因
No, Dre, the beach club management
不 Dre 是沙滩俱乐部的管理部门
got you to return your male thong.
让你放弃男式丁字裤的
Listen, I know you want to freak out,
听着我知道你很崩溃
but this is a normal part of teenage development.
但这是青少年成长的必经之路
I remember... I remember, Dre,
我记得我记得 Dre
when I was a teenage girl,
当我还是个青春期少女的时候
I had two diaries.
我有两本日记
One for my mother to find
一本拿来给妈妈偷看
and the other where I wrote down my crushes
另一本拿来记录我的心动对象
and all my new swears.
和我新学的脏话
Of course you were dirty.
你可不就是个不良少女嘛
What do you mean, dirty?
你什么意思啊不良
Your parents were terrible.
毕竟你的父母那么糟糕
How could this happen to us?
这种事怎么能发生在我们身上呢
After football season, we are all going back to church.
等橄榄球赛季一结束我们就要回♥教♥堂去做礼拜
Well, we don't need to punish everybody, Dre.
我们不必因这件事拉所有人下水 Dre
Look, we need to stay calm
听着我们要保持冷静
or she's just gonna hide more things from us.
不然她会背着我们搞更多小动作
So when I get home from work,
所以等我下班回家后
you and I are gonna sit her down together
我俩要一起和她坐下来
and we're gonna talk about what she did
好好聊聊她所做的事
and figure out how we're gonna move forward.
找到解决问题的方法
That's the plan.
就这么安排
I like it. Okay.
我觉得不错好
Can I hold a belt?
我能带个皮带去不
No.
不能
Fine.
好吧
I'm just going to wear one just in case.
我还是带上吧以防万一
Hey, Dre. Yeah.
嘿 Dre 嗯
I tried to send you
我本来想给你分享
my Instagram story of me going to a Black barber,
我去黑人理发店的Instagram故事
but you didn't come up.
但是你没回复
Did... Did you accidentally block me again?
你你是不是不小心又把我屏蔽了
Ah, no, Josh.
啊不是的Josh
Even though I would love to ignore that story,
尽管我很想无视掉那个动态
I deleted my account this morning.
但是我早上刚把账户注销了
Oh. Well, that's probably for the best, Dre.
哦那样更好 Dre
All those pictures of you in fancy cars and diamonds
你那些戴着钻石坐着豪车的图片
made me want to pay you less.
总让我产生扣你工资的冲动
Hm. What happened, Dre?
唔发生什么事了Dre
Oh, did you accept a request from a Russian model
噢你该不是接受了一个俄♥罗♥斯♥模特的好友请求
and now none of your computers will turn on?
然后你所有电脑都开不了机了吧
No, I found Diane's secret account,
不我发现了Diane的小号♥
where she's posing like a model
里面有她像模特一样摆拍的照片
and getting likes from guys old enough to vote but don't.
还有一群拥有投票权却不投票的家伙点赞
Sweet mother of God, Dre.
我的天神奶奶 Dre
What foreign country are you sending her to?
你打算把她送到哪个国家去
You don't want any place west of Belarus.
到了白俄♥罗♥斯♥就别再往西去了
That was my first instinct.
我的第一反应也是这样的
But then Bow convinced me that we need to be sensitive with Diane
但是Bow说服了我我们应该温和地对待Diane
so that she can continue to trust us!
这样她才会继续信任我们
That is such nonsense.
胡说八道
Young girls don't need trust.
年轻女孩儿不需要信任
They need to think that behind every door
她们应该想想每扇门背后
is a man waiting to besmirch them physically.
都有一个想要玷污她们的身体的男人
What? Exactly right.
什么说得太对了
Diane needs to know that all teenage boys are wolves.
Diane要明白所有男生都是饿狼
And she is a little lamb.
而她就是一只小羊羔
That's right, Dre. Men are just angling
没错 Dre 男人都在想方设法
at ways to get at your daughter,
接近你的女儿
and once they do...
一旦他们得手
...she belongs to the night.
她从此将坠于黑暗
She broke the rules.
是她坏了规矩
She's not some helpless creature, man.
她可不是什么无助的少女兄弟
Diane can handle herself. We raised her right.
Diane能照顾好自己的我们把她培养得很好
But did everyone else's parents raise them right?
但是别人的父母就把他们培养好了吗
I know I didn't.
反正我没有
Look, Dre, here's the thing.
瞧 Dre 事情是这样的
If my teenage daughter were to get pregnant,
如果我的青春期女儿怀孕了
maybe it would lower my chance
也许只会降低
of winning "Father of the year" Award,
我赢得"年度最佳父亲"奖的机会
but if your teenage daughter gets pregnant,
但如果你的青春期女儿怀孕了
well, then you and she are just a stereotype.
唔也见怪不怪了
Isn't the world funny?
这个世界多奇妙啊
Hey, who's thinking hot sandwiches?
嘿有人想要去吃辣三明治吗
I am starving.
我要饿死了
I do! Come on, let's get it.
我要走咱们吃去
Let's do it! Oh, yeah!
走吧赞啊
Hey, Grandma. Yeah, babe?
嘿奶奶怎么了宝贝儿
Can I talk to you?
能跟你聊聊吗
It's about me and Olivia.
是关于我跟Olivia的事