地狱天使（2016）

Angel from Hell S01E05

Part 5 March 29, 2021, 10:43 a.m.

Slow song.
我们来点激♥情♥ 嗯哈
Let's pick it up a little bit, huh?
放点摇摆的歌♥ 摇滚歌♥
A little bit of swing dance, big band.
那棵会走的杉树把气氛都毁
That walking redwood ruins everything.
跟我来
Follow me.
噢天哪你为我选的这首歌♥
Oh, my God, did you put this on for me?
是的
Yes.
那我们跳吧
Well, let's do this.
嘿大伙儿都朝这两位看过来
Hey, everybody, check out these two!
你准备好了吗
Are you ready?
等会儿他不知道怎么跳摇摆舞吗
Wait... does he not know how to swing dance?
- 嘿你没事儿吧 - 没事吧
- Hey, are you okay? - Okay?
呃我没事没事
Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Yeah.
- 这什么情况 - 怎么了老兄
- Yeah. What just happened? - Yeah, bro.
你连一个经典的起跳快抱都不会吗
Can't you execute a classic cradle-me-Harry?
布莱德你能上别处去摆兄长架子吗
Brad, could you please go big brother somewhere else?
真抱歉我不会跳摇摆舞
I'm sorry, I don't know how to swing dance.
当你跳到我身上的时候吓到我了
And when you jumped at me, that was scary.
你为什么要对此撒谎
Why would you lie about that?
我只是想你对我印象深刻而已
I just really wanted to impress you.
我当时有点激动了
I kind of got swept up in the moment.
对不起我希望这个小谎不会太过分
Sorry, I hope one little fib's not a big deal.
听着我的上一段恋情就是场灾难
Look, my last relationship was a disaster.
那人又撒谎又出轨
The guy lied and cheated.
艾里逊我不是那种人
Allison, I am not that guy.
我知道但是我现在有一堆问题
I know. But I have a mountain of issues
我觉得我还没有准备好
and I don't think I'm ready for this.
我说不出比这更好的话
Couldn't have said it better myself,
因为这就是我说过的话
because I did say it myself.
嘿大伙喔
Hey, guys, ooh.
我的继父想发表一下
Um, so my father-in-law wants to give
祝酒词所以咱能不能让开这块地儿
a toast, so if we could just finish the breakup
去别处完成这次分手非常感谢好的
off the dance floor? Thank you so much. Okay.
可能这是因为一个错误的时机
Maybe this is just a case of bad timing.
对还有你的谎言
Yeah, and you lying.
抱歉信任问题
Sorry. Trust issues.
我要解决这些问题
I'm gonna work on those.
对我也要更正我自己的问题
Yeah, I'm gonna work through my stuff, too.
嘿谁知道呢也许有一天
Hey, who knows? Maybe one day...
我们会再次相遇
Our paths cross again?
那很不错
I'd like that.
美国美国美...
USA! USA! U...
我其实很喜欢悉尼的将来想去那里看看
I'm actually a big fan of Sydney. I want to visit someday.
我听说那个歌♥剧院是个杰作
I heard the Opera House is a marvel.
你的屁♥股♥痛吗
How's your butt?
噢还行
Oh. It's okay.
呃你知道吧他不是你唯一的灵魂伴侣
Well, you know, he's not your only soulmate.
我不会相信你的话但是...
Not that I believe you, but...
- 咱说的一共有多少个 - 17
- how many are we talking? - 17.
但是有几个是在海啸的洪水区域
But a couple of them are in the flood zone of the tsunami
所以要排除掉太平洋西北岸的所以
that takes out the Pacific Northwest, so, uh,
事实上只有15个
actually, it's 15.
给你屁♥股♥一个冰袋好不
Let's put some ice on that tukhus, huh?
我们明天再去溜冰
We're going roller skating tomorrow.
你不是说要后退一点的吗
Oh, what happened to hands off?
呃我尝试了5分钟不适合我
Eh, I tried that for five minutes, it's not me.
事实上我需要进入你大房♥子的钥匙
In fact, I'm gonna need a key to the big house.
- 不可能 - 我能多要一点酒票吗
- Not gonna happen. - Can I have some more drink tickets?
- 你在跟我开玩笑吗 - 就当为了朋友
- Are you kidding me? - They're for a friend.
我很抱歉
I'm sorry.
这时候不应该跟你开玩笑
Bad time to lie to you.
所以你要警告一些人注意海啸吗
So, should you warn someone about the tsunami?
不不不不不
Oh, no, no, no, no,
我从来不跟天气部门扯上关系
I never get involved with the weather department.
嘿怎么了约翰看到小李了吗
Hey, what's up, John? Seen Lee?
警♥察♥整顿了这个公园
Cops did a sweep of the park.
他在树下被抓走了去了精神病院
He ended up in Cedars. Psych ward.
我们的小李野餐桌小李
Our Lee? Picnic Table Lee?
他不停地告诉警♥察♥ 他必须得呆在这儿
He kept telling them he had to be here
因为他是个守护天使
because he was a guardian angel.
喔那那真是有点疯
Wow. Well, that's crazy.
该死
Damn!
在这里失去太多好的守护天使了
Lost too many good angels to Cedars.