黑帮老妈（2023）

这真的很善良。- 是的,也许给我打电♥话♥,
That's really kind. - Yeah, maybe call me,
我们可以谈谈这个问题。
we can talk this through.
真？你会这样做吗？- 你说什麽？
Really? You would do that? - What d'you say?
是的。当然,我的意思是...
Yeah. Sure, I mean...
再见。-再见。
Bye. - Bye.
克裡斯,我很抱歉。
Kris, I am so sorry.
这对我来说真的很难承认,但是,
This is really hard for me to admit but,
我得了这种病。
I have this illness.
我只想做♥爱♥。
All I wanna do is have sex.
我的意思是,我也想做♥爱♥。
I mean, I wanna have sex, too.
我们没有做♥爱♥,比如,
We haven't had sex in, like,
三年。-是的,我明白
three years. - Yeah, I know,
但我的意思是,有一个新人。
but I mean, with a new person.
哦！
Oh!
是的,这不是个人的,而是...
Yeah, it's not personal, it's...
嘿
Hey,
我离开了手♥机♥。
I left my phone.
我的手♥机♥。
My phone.
这个？- 是的,谢谢。
This one? - Yeah, thank you.
你知道,随着多梅尼克的离开,这很难,
It's just hard, you know, with Domenick leaving,
这隻是一个很大的调整。
it's just a big adjustment.
不要为那个冲洗污渍辩护。
Don't defend that douche stain.
他是一个在星巴克工作的成年人。
He's a grown-ass man working at a Starbucks.
陌生人抓住你的钱包。
Stranger grabs your purse.
裆。眼睛。裆。眼睛。
Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye.
陌生人抓住你的胸部。
Stranger grabs your boob.
裆。眼睛。裆。眼睛。
Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye.
什麽？哦,我的上帝！- 是他吗？
What? Oh, my God! - Is that him?
是他吗？把电♥话♥给我。- 不,是义大利又在打来电♥话♥。
Is that him? Give me the phone. - No, it's Italy calling again.
他们要我飞到罗马
They want me to fly to Rome
明晚解决他的事情。
tomorrow night to settle his affairs.
我的意思是,这太疯狂了,对吧？我不能去。
I mean, that's crazy, right? I can't go.
克里 斯汀
Kristin,
你手♥淫♥是为了什麽？
what do you masturbate to?
义大利烹饪节目。我的意思是,更具体地说,
Italian cooking shows. I mean, more specifically,
斯坦利·图齐:寻找义大利。
Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy.
有这一集
There was this one episode
他去了这家布拉塔工厂,
where he went to this burrata factory,
而且都是奶油状的
and it was all creamy
他把手都弄进了所有乳白色的东西裡。
and he got his hands in all the milky stuff.
原来如此... - 停止。你手♥淫♥过
It was so... - Stop. You've masturbated
这种幻想的存在。
this fantasy into existence.
你必须去。
You have to go.
陌生人把枪放在你的脸上。
Stranger puts a gun in your face.
珍妮,我的老闆刚刚给我分配了一个新的竞选活动。
Jenny, my boss just assigned me a new campaign.
好吧,让它出差。
Well, make it a business trip.
ICO供应商遍佈全球。
ICO has suppliers all over the globe.
你觉得我怎麽能去巴西、冰岛和爱尔兰
How do you think I got to go to Brazil, Iceland and Ireland
去年,嗯？-我不知道。
last year, huh? - I don't know.
解决他们的诉讼。
To settle their lawsuits.
好吧,我不应该留在这裡吗
Well, shouldn't I stay here
併为我的婚姻工作？
and work on my marriage?
你应该努力让你的阴♥部♥受到冲击。
You should work on getting your pussy pounded.
哦,我的上帝。- 陌生人说你更漂亮
Oh, my God. - Stranger says you're prettier
当你微笑时。
when you smile.
裆。眼睛。裆。眼睛。
Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye.
别再想别人了。
Stop thinking about everybody else.
开始想你。
Start thinking about you.
好吧,那就想想你爷爷的
Fine, then think about your grandfather's
最后的临终愿望。
last dying wish.
哦,我的上帝,也许我应该走了。
Oh, my God maybe I should go.
你看到我在那裡做了什麽吗？-不。
Did you see what I did there? - No.
我只是让你去义大利,把
I just got you to go to Italy by putting
别人的感受先于你自己的感受。- 好吧,好吧,
someone else's feelings ahead of your own. - All right, all right,
这是我应得的。这是我应得的。
I deserve this. I deserve this.
我要去,我要有自己的
I'm gonna go and I'm gonna have my own
在托斯卡纳的阳光下。或者吃,祈祷,爱。
Under the Tuscan Sun. Or Eat, Pray, Love.
他妈的。
Fuck.
什麽？
What?
吃,祈祷,他妈的。
Eat, Pray, Fuck.
说啊。
Say it.
什麽,吃,祈祷...他妈的？
What, Eat, Pray... Fuck?
吃,祈祷,他妈的。
Eat, Pray, Fuck.
耶稣。
Jesus.
吃,祈祷...
Eat, Pray...
他妈的。- 再说一遍。
Fuck. - Say it again.
吃,祈祷...
Eat, Pray...
他妈的！-大声。
Fuck! - Louder.
来自阴♥道♥！吃,祈祷,他妈的。
From the vagina! Eat, Pray, Fuck.
吃,祈祷,他妈的。吃,祈祷,他妈的。
Eat, Pray, Fuck. Eat, Pray, Fuck.
吃,祈祷,他妈的。
Eat, Pray, Fuck.
嘿,尼基。是妈妈。
Hey, Nicky. It's Mom.
我只是想让你知道
I just wanna let you know
我安全降落在义大利。
I landed safe, in Italy.
我什至在机场给自己买♥♥了一本日记。
I even bought myself a journal at the airport.
我一直想要一本日记。
I've always wanted a journal.
嗯,反正...狗屎。
Um, anyway... Shit.
对不起,不是你。我爱妳。无论如何。。。
Sorry, not you. I love you. Anyway...
哦。。。哇！
Oh... Whoa!
我说你可以站起来,
I said you can stand up,
如果你喜欢。-哦,我的上帝。右。是的,谢谢。
if you like. - Oh, my God. Right. Yes, thank you.
哦,我的上帝,你闻起来真香。
Oh, my God, you smell so good.
嗯,我,嗯...
Um, I'm, um...
哦,我的上帝,什麽是
Oh, my God, what is
我的名字？不好意思。克里 斯汀。你好。
my name? Sorry. Kristin. Hi.
克裡斯汀,我是洛伦佐。-是的。你好,洛伦佐。
Kristin, I'm Lorenzo. - Yes. Hello, Lorenzo.
洛伦佐！藉口！
Lorenzo! Scusa!
不好意思。呃...... - 没关係。
Sorry. Uh... - It's okay.
这是我的埃斯梅拉达阿姨。-哦。
This is my Aunt Esmeralda. - Oh.
她刚从希腊度假回来。
She just got back from holiday in Greece.
哦,不错。-是的。
Oh, nice. - Yeah.
她想回家。
And she wants to get home.
你好。再见。我是克裡斯汀。我只是在参观。
Hi. Ciao. I'm Kristin. I'm just visiting.
是的。我的意思是,我出生在这裡,
Yeah. I mean, I was born here,
但我还没有回来
but I haven't been back
因为我是...一个婴儿。
since I was a... a baby.
她说了什麽？
What did she say?
她要我问你的号♥码。
She wants me to ask for your number.
但别担心,我不想假设。
But don't worry, I don't want to assume.
井。。。所以。。。
Well... So...
你好。
Ciao.
呃,不,不,等等。我的意思是
Uh, no, no. Wait. I mean,
如果爱斯梅拉达阿姨想要我的号♥码,我该对谁说“不”呢？
if Aunt Esmeralda wants my number, who am I to say "no?"
哦,对不起。我通常没有那麽快
Oh, sorry. I am not usually so veloce
询问电♥话♥号♥码。
with asking for phone numbers.
什麽是速度？-哦,是的。快。
What is veloce? - Oh, yeah. Quick.
如果。。。如果你知道,
If... if you knew that,
这会更有趣。
it would have been funnier.
不,这很有趣,我明白了。
No, it's very funny, I get it.
我明白了,维洛克。维洛克很好。我。。。
I got it, Veloce. Veloce is good. I...
我喜欢你的速度。
I like your veloce-ness.
我的上帝！
My God!
那是什麽？我很抱歉。
What was that? I am so sorry.
没关係。所以,你在这裡吗
It's okay. So, are you here on
商务还是休閒？
business or pleasure?
嗯...
Um, well...
快乐。你知道,爷爷刚刚去世,而且...
pleasure. You know, grandfather just died and...
哦,不,我...我不认识他,那不是...
Oh, no, I... I didn't know him, that's not...
那部分很伤心,但是,嗯...
that part's sad, but, um...
所以也许...
So maybe...