这就是幽默感!
Et voila,a sense of humor!
玛尔塔也觉得很好笑 玛尔塔是谁?
Marta thought it was funny too.- Who's Marta?
你女朋友? - 没有
Your girlfriend?- No one.
哦 玛尔塔不是人吗?嗯
Oh. Marta's no one? Hmm.
嘿 看看我
Hey, look at me.
你根本不想知道我的任何事
You don't want to knowanything about me.
我之所以还活着 唯一的理由就是…
The only reason I'm still alive
因为我掌握着他们想要的资讯
is because I have informationthey want,
他们不达目的誓不罢休
and they won't stoptill they get it.
你明白吗?
Do you understand?
你从遇见我的那一刻起就身处险境
You were in dangerthe minute you met me.
亲爱的 我是个橱窗设计师
Darling, I'm a window dresser.
谈到暴♥力♥推♥翻♥军政♥府♥一事
When it comes to the violentoverthrow of the junta,
我觉得他们没想到会看到一群娘娘腔
I don't think they expectto see a bunch of sissies
带头前进
leading the march.
对不起
I'm sorry.
你每次自嘲我都觉得尴尬
I cringe every timeyou make fun of yourself.
很快就要熄灯了
It'll be lights out soon.
你想让我继续拍这张照片吗?
Do you want me to go onwith the picture?
是啊 随便
Yeah, man, whatever.
奥罗拉和阿曼多每分每秒都形影不离
Aurora and Armandospend every minute together.
他们白天工作 晚上玩乐
They work by dayand play by night.
夜间性♥交♥
Fuck by night.
不 音乐剧里不会那么做
No, people don't do thatin musicals.
是啊但他们之间有浪漫关系吗? - 还没有
Yeah. But they're romantic?- Not yet.
正如我之前所说 奥罗拉正在努力克服一些感情上的问题
As I told you, Aurora is workingthrough some commitment issues.
是的 她为自己筑起了一道高墙
Yeah. She's built a wallaround herself,
厚到连子弹都穿透不了
so thick not even bulletscan get through it.
原来阿曼多也来自同一个村庄
It turns out Armando comesfrom the same village
奥罗拉出生的地方 在遥远的北方
where Aurora was born,way up north,
在丛林边缘
at the edge of the jungle.
他劝她去那里拍一组照片
He convinces her to doa photo shoot up there,
在人♥民♥之中
among the people.
你看 即使他是知名艺术家
See, even thoughhe's a renowned artist,
阿曼多认为自己只是个普通人
Armando sees himselfas an everyday man.
对我而言 真正的美与时尚无关
For me, real beautyhas nothing to do with fashion.
真正的美就是这样
Real beauty is this.
♪一个普通人♪
♪An everyday man♪
♪想要平凡的生活♪
♪Wants an everyday life♪
♪在普通的房♥子里♪
♪In an everyday house♪
♪做日常琐事♪
♪Doing everyday things♪
♪与一位平凡的妻子♪
♪With an everyday wife♪
♪他每天 匆匆赶回家♪
♪And every day He hurries home♪
♪摘下他日常戴的帽子♪
♪Hangs up his everyday hat♪
♪并找到了他平常养的狗♪
♪And finds his everyday dog♪
♪径直奔向他的怀抱♪
♪Running straight to his arms♪
♪为了他的日常轻拍♪
♪For his everyday pat♪
♪以及日常的想法♪
♪And the everyday thought♪
♪在他日常的脑海里♪
♪In his everyday head♪
♪是时候玩过家家了♪
♪Is of time to play house♪
♪与他平凡的伴侣♪
♪With his everyday spouse♪
♪在他们日常的床上♪
♪In their everyday bed♪
♪是的 它们是 日常穿着的鞋子♪
♪Yes, they're An everyday pair♪
♪各方面♪
♪In every way♪
♪但你找不到 像他们那样的爱♪
♪Except you don't find love Like theirs♪
♪每一天♪
♪Every day♪
♪他们每天的吻♪ - ♪他们每天的吻♪- ♪
And their everyday kiss♪- ♪ And their everyday kiss♪
♪当他们关灯时♪ - ♪当他们开灯时♪- ♪
As they turn out the light♪- ♪ As they turn on the light♪
♪朋友们 请放心 ♪
♪Should assure you My friends♪
♪狂喜终将结束♪
♪It is rapture that ends♪
♪每个日常夜晚♪
♪Every everyday night♪
♪他们就像隔壁 那对夫妇♪
♪They're like the couple Next door♪
♪你得说♪
♪You'd have to say♪
♪但你找不到 像他们那样的爱♪
♪Except you don't find love Like theirs♪
♪你找不到 像他们那样的爱♪
♪You don't find love Like theirs♪
♪你找不到 像他们那样的爱♪
♪You don't find love Like theirs♪
♪每一天♪
♪Every day♪
♪每一天♪
♪Every day♪
♪每一天♪
♪Every day♪
这也是我讨厌音乐剧的另一个原因
This is another reasonI hate musicals.
纯属宣传
They're pure propaganda,
这是统治阶级为了麻痹人♥民♥而制♥造♥的
made by the ruling classto put people's minds to sleep.
主啊 请带走我吧
Oh, Lord, take me now.
你看不出这部电影有多倒♥退♥吗?
Don't you seehow regressive this film is?
摄影师感到威胁
The photographerfeels threatened
由一位强势女性撰写
by a powerful woman,
所以他想把她变成一块受气包
so he wants to turn herinto a doormat.
不!那时候人们对女性的尊重就多得多
No! There was much more respectfor women in those days.
她们的美貌赋予了她们力量!
Their beauty gave them power!
我猜你比较喜欢现在拍的电影
I suppose you preferthe movies they make now,
那片由茜茜·史派塞克女士统治的阴沉尘土飞扬的地区
that dreary dust bowlruled over by Ms. Sissy Spacek,
梅莉史翠普女士、格伦克洛斯女士
Ms. Meryl Streep,Ms. Glenn Close,
以及格伦达杰克森先生
and Mr. Glenda Jackson,
天启四骑士!
the Four Horsewomenof the Apocalypse!
至少他们是真正的演员
At least they're real actors
扮演真实角色
playing real characters.
不像这些愚蠢的奇幻人物
Not likethese silly fantasy figures
你很喜欢…? 喜欢?
you're so fond of.- Fond?
我不是喜欢它们 我是爱它们!
I'm not fond of them,I love them!
奥罗拉是神圣的
Aurora is divine.
拜托 她可是个完美女人
Come on.- She's the perfect woman,
而阿曼多就是我心目中的真男人
and Armando is my ideaof a real man.
真的吗?
Really?
那究竟是什么?
And what is that exactly?
我就不赘述我的喜好了
I won't bore youwith my preferences.
哦 不 请便我不介意
Oh, no, please,go ahead. I don't mind.
因为我不想因为你对他们的看法而感到无聊
Because I don't wanna be boredby your opinion of them.
不 不 不 我有兴趣
No, no, no, I'm interested.
你认为真正的男人是什么样的?
What do you think a real man is?
一个坚强、敢于担当的人
Someone who's strong,who's not afraid to take charge.
尤其是在他自己家里
Especially in his own home.
你不认为男人和女人
You don't think men and women
在家中该平等相待吗?
should be equal partnersin the home?
真正的女人并不追求平等
A real womandoesn't want equality.
它一点也不劲儿
There's no kick to it.
踢?什么踢?
Kick? What kick?
当男人搂住你时 你感受到的那种酥麻感
The tingle you get when a manputs his arm around you
当你有点害怕的时候 我的天哪
when you're a bit frightened.- Oh, my God.
真是一堆垃圾!
What a pile of crap!
随便吧这就是我的感受
Whatever. It's how I feel.
不 这是你从小被教导要有的感觉
No, it's howyou were taught to feel.
这样做毫无意义
This is getting us nowhere.
那祝你晚安 嗯?
I wish youa good night then, hmm?
莫利纳 嗯
Molina.- Hmm.
我完全清醒
I'm wide awake.
请再跟我讲讲这部电影吧
Tell me a bit more of the film.
这会让我晕倒
It'll put me out.
就差一点点了
Just a little more.
请
Please.
好的 但请不要再打断我了
Okay, but no more interrupting.
阿曼多带奥罗拉去了城里最热门的景点
Armando takes Aurorato the one hot spot in town.
阿曼多 别再拍照了
Forget photography, Armando,
你应该开办一所舞蹈学校
you should opena dancing school.
是的 他真是个多才多艺的人
Yes. A man of so many talents.
干杯
Cheers.
干杯
Cheers.
欢迎回家 陌生人
Welcome home, stranger.
宝琳娜·帕兹登场
Enter Paulina Paz.
长鼻子 浓眉
Long nose, bushy brows,
眼睛像两颗包装好的焦糖一样黯淡无光
and eyes as dullas two wrapped caramels.
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