我爱上的人是奇葩（2014）
You're the Worst S02E01
Part 2
Oct. 14, 2020, 4:34 p.m.
我的天
I'm fine. It passed.
没事了 过去了
You look terrible.
你看起来很糟
Ever since I've been at Jimmy's,
自从我搬到吉米家
we've been partying nonstop.
我们一直在不停地狂欢
If I don't get a night off soon,
如果我再不休息一晚的话
I think my liver is going to slide out of my body, you know?
我的肝就要爆掉了 你懂吗
No, Gretch.
不懂 格雷琴
I don't know.
我不懂
What? You can't stop.
什么 你不能停下
But I'm tired.
但是我好累
Were you born yesterday?
你是昨天才出生的吗
Did you slither out of your mother's cooch yesterday, Gretchen?
你是昨天刚从你♥妈♥的♥洞里爬出来的吗 格雷琴
Are you a little born-yesterday diaperface?
你是昨天刚出生的小婴儿吗
Why are you being so mean to me?
你为什么对我这么刻薄
"Yesterday I was safe in my mommy's tummy
"昨天我在妈咪的肚肚里好好的
"And then I got borned
然后我待烦了
and the world is so cold and hard. Wah!"
这世界好冷好残酷啊 哇哇哇"
I just want to drink tea and read a book and be cozy.
我只想喝杯茶看看书 过得舒服一点
You shut the hell up! Lindser!
你给老娘闭嘴 琳子
In the early days,
早先的时候
Paul and I used to have actual fun.
保罗和我也过得很欢乐
Then, pretty soon, it was laptops in bed,
很快 就变成了在床上各自看电脑
Lights out at 10:00
10点准时关灯睡觉
And next thing you knew, I was calling him "The hubs"
然后不知不觉地 我就开始叫他"老公"
And he could only finish in my hand.
他只有在我的手里才能射出来
What?
什么
There comes a day when every relationship
每一段感情总有一天会变得
Turns gross, old and boring.
恶心 老套 无趣
Don't puss out this early.
别这么早就畏缩熄火
Keep it awesome for as long as you can.
要尽可能地保持恋情的热度
I know.
我知道了
Do butt stuff tonight!
今晚玩肛♥交♥吧
But I don't want to do butt stuff tonight.
但我今晚不想玩肛♥交♥啊
You go home tonight
你今晚回到家
And you dress up real slutty,
要穿得极其淫♥荡♥暴露
And you do butt stuff with your boyfriend.
然后乖乖地和你男朋友玩肛♥交♥
For all of us
就当为了我们大家
Who let love die by becoming ordinary.
我们任由爱情流于世俗 然后死去
Do it for the sweater people, Gretch.
为了那些穿毛衣的无趣之人 格雷琴
The sweater people.
穿毛衣的无趣之人
Wait. You wear sweaters all the time.
等等 你经常穿毛衣的啊
It's a metaphor.
那是种比喻用法
I got your emergency text.
我收到你的紧急求救短♥信♥了
Oh, god, that was touch and go there for a second.
我刚刚真是性命危急 命悬一线
Head wigglies.
头震得要碎了
You and Gretchen should really take it easy.
你和格雷琴真的不能再这么玩命了
Absolutely not.
绝对不行
I'm having a blast!
我玩得超开心的
I mean, yeah, I'm peeing blood
没错 我是开始尿血了
And I briefly forgot the word for telephone,
而且大脑偶尔想不起某个词
But just because we're co-habitating
但是 尽管我们现在"共居"了
does not mean that we're gonna become disgusting normals.
不代表我们就要成为恶心的普通人
If you don't get some sleep, you're going to die.
如果你再不补充睡眠 是会死的
I died when I was with Becca.
我当年跟贝卡在一起时才叫死了
That's when I died.
那是我死透透的时期
With Gretchen, I'm determined to live.
跟格雷琴在一起 我铁了心要好好活一回
While I'm here...
趁着这个机会
A friend of mine has a problem.
我想帮我朋友咨♥询♥一点问题
Is it you?
是你自己吧
No, my friend Gabriel, from work.
不是 是我一个同事朋友 加布里尔
You don't have friends. Is it you?
你根本没朋友 就是你自己吧
Anyway, Gabriel likes this girl
总之呢 加布里尔喜欢一个妹子
who's going through some life transitions.
她正经历一些人生的过渡期
Edgar, you're obviously talking about you and Lindsay.
埃德加 你显然是在说你自己和琳赛
How did you know?
你怎么知道的
Well, you've been screaming her name out in your sleep.
你现在睡梦中惊醒叫的都是她的名字
Usually it's things like,
以前你叫的都是
"Get to the chopper!"
"快上直升机"
Or "Where's Rodriguez?"
"罗德里格斯在哪儿"
Or "I didn't know it was a school!"
"我当时不知道那是所学校啊"
I didn't know it was a school.
我当时真不知道那是所学校
The point is, if this is about you and Lindsay,
重点是 如果这事是关于你和琳赛的
There is no you and Lindsay.
你跟琳赛根本就不可能
There's never going to be.
永远都没可能的
Never mind.
当我没说
Can I go back to work now?
我能回去工作了吗
You have a job?
你竟然有工作
Hello, Lindsay.
你好 琳赛
Paul, you don't have to be nervous.
保罗 你不必紧张的
I'm fine.
我没事
Really?
真的吗
Okay. Good.
好吧 很好
Guess I don't need this pepper spray.
看来我用不着这个防狼喷雾了
Here's your mail.
这些是你的邮件
Thank you, madame.
谢谢 女士
Actually, I brought a few things for you to sign.
实际上 我带了些文件来让你签字
What is it?
是什么东西
Just busywork.
无关紧要的东西
Like this one removes you from my video store account.
比如这一份是从我的音响店账号♥中除掉你的名字
This one, my hummus of the month club.
这一份 是从月度最佳鹰嘴豆泥俱乐部除名
This takes you off the membership
这一份 是注销你的
For the museum of prehistoric metallurgy,
史前冶金术博物馆会员身份
But I bought you your own individual membership
但我给你办了一张个人会员卡
So there'd be no gap for you there.
所以你可以继续去那里
So, how's beer coo...
那个啤酒瓶套...怎么样
Amy? Good.
艾米 很好
I'm actually flying to Boulder tomorrow
实际上我明天会飞去波尔德
to meet Amy "I.R.L." for the first time, in real life.
第一次跟艾米"面基" 就是见面的意思
That's great. Yeah.
真是好极了 是啊
That's really great.
真的棒极了
You're going to do a makeover before you go, right?
你在去之前会进行一下形象改造的 对吧
What? Oh, nothing. I just figured
什么 没什么 我只是觉得
Before you met your soul mate
在你去见你的灵魂伴侣之前
you would want to make sure you were looking your best.
最好确保能展示出最英俊潇洒的形象
What? Has your hair always been so round?
什么 你的头发一直这么像个圆锅盖吗
You're right, she's going to hate me.
你说得对 她会讨厌我的
I look like a young Roger Ebert.
我看上去就像年轻版的罗杰·伊伯特
Come upstairs.
上楼来吧
I'll help you pick out a couple outfits.
我给你挑几件合适的衣服
Really? After all, you got me my own membership
真的吗 毕竟 你给我办了会员卡嘛
To the place with the old stuff.
让我可以去那个满是老古董的地方
Thanks, Lindsay.
谢谢你 琳赛
This is really mature of you.
你这样可真成熟
Almost...
快了
Almost...
快了
I'm ready! Okay.
我差不多了 好的
Tighter!
再握紧点
Oh, come on, bear.
加油 宝贝
Oh, sweet hand.
手可真舒服
That's right, Paulywog.
没错 宝罗罗
It's happening, it's happening.
射了 射了
What the hell am I doing?
我他妈这是在干什么呢
Hey!
好啊
Hey, yourself, hunk-face.
你也好啊 小笨蛋
What are you wearing?
你这穿的是什么呢
Just a little something fun and flirty.
就是一些好玩又有情趣的衣服
You like?
你喜欢吗
Yeah, I bet you do.
当然了 你一定喜欢
I thought we could do butt stuff tonight.
我觉得我们今晚可以玩肛♥交♥
Fantastic!
我爱上的人是奇葩（2014）
You're the Worst
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