上班族妈妈

Workin' Moms S01E12

Part 3 March 16, 2020, 10:15 a.m.

好吧
Sure.
今晚我家举办了玉米卷之夜
Yeah, it's taco night at my house.
-我没事 -雪莉
- I'm free. - Shirley!
好的我和雪莉要进城寻欢作乐了
Yeah, all right. Shirley and I on the town.
太好了那我要去拿我的抗生素
Cool! Okay, so I just have to take my antibiotic
然后我们就可以走了
and then I'm good to go.
在大厅等我别迟到
Meet me in the lobby. Don't be late.
好的
Yeah, all right.
生第三胎
优点缺点
小宝宝金钱
家庭乐队时间
怎么想到了什么
What? What is it?
没什么
Nothing.
雪莉说说你吧
So... Shirley, what's your deal?
比如你有对象吗
I mean, are you in a relationship?
有男朋友吗还是女朋友
Is there another guy? Girl?
随便什么绝不评价
Whatever, no judgment.
不过现在恋爱市场竞争挺激烈的吧
It's gotta be hard out there, though, right now?
看看那些手♥机♥应用
All those apps?
对啊那些应用真的挺诡异的
Yeah, you know, the apps are really weird.
上周有个男人给我留言
A guy wrote me last week:
他说我牙齿的形状和大小非常适合亲密活动
he told me my teeth were the perfect shape and size for intimacy.
-好诡异 -超级诡异
- So that was, like, creepy. - Super creepy.
是的但是也挺酷的
Yeah. But it's also cool
因为你有那么多选择不是吗
because you have so many options. Right?
我指尖上随时都有上千个男人供我选择
Like, I have thousands of guys at my finger tips at all times.
但另一方面
On the other hand,
他们指尖上也有成千上万的女人
they have thousands of women at their finger tips.
所以你开始觉得每个人都不停喊下一位
So you start to feel like everyone's just like, who's next?
就像苹果音乐播放器
It's like iTunes:
没人想听完一整首歌♥
nobody wants to listen to the whole song.
你开始觉得你只不过是半首歌♥
You start to feel like you're just like half the song.
不你是一整首歌♥
Oh no, you're a whole song.
-真的吗 -真的
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
谢谢
Thanks.
你看成千上万的男人
And look, I mean, thousands of guys,
总有一个是...真命天子吧
one of them is bound to be the... one... of them?
凯特我去做过一次脊椎推拿
Kate. I went to the chiropractor once
-仅仅是想被人抚摸 -很机智
- just for the human touch. - That's resourceful.
算是吧
I guess.
但真的很贵
It was really expensive.
这个维多利亚·斯特麦格怎么样
So, um, how about this Victoria Stromanger?
我觉得我快死了
I mean, I'm dying.
和她共事你一定学到了很多
You gotta be learning so much from working next to her.
可能吧我有点逃避她
I guess. I kind of try to avoid her.
你想和我分一份熏肉奶酪浇汁薯条吗
Do you wanna split a smoke meat poutine?
真的很好吃
They're really good.
好的
Yeah, all right.
不好意思
Excuse me!
你好我们要一份熏肉奶酪浇汁薯条
Hi. Um, could we get a smoke meat poutine?
我们分着吃
I'd like to split it,
所以你能给我们上两个盘子吗
um... so could you bring two separate plates?
两个分好菜的盘子
But bring like two separate plates,
不要上一整盘薯条和一个空盘子
don't just bring the plate with the poutine and then a separate plate.
一定要微笑
维多利亚
不是吧
Oh no.
看着没那么糟
Oh, it doesn't look that bad.
没那么糟
Not that bad?
这是土粉色
It is dusty rose.
奶奶们每次参加新生儿派对必穿的颜色
It's what great aunts everywhere wear to baby showers.
顺便说一下还是羊毛的
It's wool, by the way.
如果你想知道讨论会开得怎么样
In case you were wondering about the ventilation,
-不怎么好 -我挺喜欢你穿这个的
- not so great. - I kind of like it on you.
真的吗
You do?
是不是弥补了早上聊天出的状况
Does this make up for this morning's conversation?
你老婆看起来像九十年代的希拉里·克♥林♥顿♥
Your wife looking like a 1990's Hillary Clinton?
你这是在挖开深藏我心的儿时幻想
Now you're tapping into some deep seeded childhood fantasies of mine.
能说得再详细点吗
Care to elaborate?
我和希拉里·罗德姆在一个狂欢节上
It's me and Hillary Rodham at a carnival.
一点都不色情就是玩了套圈游戏
Nothing dirty. Just some ring toss.
套圈游戏又指某种性♥爱♥姿势
她非常好胜
She's very competitive.
我想你们了
I miss you boys.
没事的宝宝
Oh, it's okay, baby.
天啊妈妈在这里
Oh God, momma's here.
这对他也不公平
This is not even fair for him.
婴儿还要视频见妈太残酷了
FaceTime for a baby? It's a cruel trick.
他理解的亲爱的没关系
He understands, honey. It's okay.
没关系查理没事的孩子
It's okay, Charlie. It's okay, buddy.
没关系
It's okay.
真糟糕
This is awful.
抱歉得挂了亲爱的
I'm sorry. We gotta go, honey.
好不好吧我们明早再...
Yeah, no, of course. Let's try again in the morn...
内森
Nathan?
你今天一动没动吗
Have you moved today?
我在工作
I'm working.
你们今天过得好吗
You guys have a good day?
不知道你觉得一天挣到60万好不好
I dunno. Would you qualify making $600,000 a good day?
是吗你卖♥♥了我们的宝宝吗
Right? Did you sell our baby?
什么没有我绝不会这么做
What?! No. I would never do that.
我卖♥♥了我们的房♥子
I sold our house.
你说什么
Excuse me?
你怎么了
You-you what?
你应该高兴才对
You should be thrilled.
实际上我把它放到市场上有一段时间了
I've actually had it on the market for a while now,
只是想了解它的价值
you know, just to stay in touch with its value
然后这对夫妻前段时间出了价
and this couple made an offer a while back
我完全无视但是之后我开始想
which I totally ignored, but then I got to thinking,
这只是物品
it's just... stuff.
你怎么可以不考虑我和朗达做这种事
How could you do that without considering me or Rhoda?
这只是物品吉赛尔全都是
It's just stuff, Giselle! All of it.
只是些我们并不真正需要的废物
Just a bunch of nonsense that we don't even really need.
而且我们要打扫维护再打扫再...
And we clean and we service and we clean and...
然后我想到在我工作的时候
then I was thinking about all the stuff
把你绊住的那些东西
you've been shackled with while I'm at work?
这没法长久的
It's unsustainable.
但是我们要住在哪呢
But where are we going to live?!
弗兰姬
You know, Frankie,
当别人问我
when people ask me
我怎么能忍♥受和你的婚姻
how I could stay married to you,
你知道我是怎么说的吗
you know what I say?
我说就像在海洋深处
I say it's like being deep in the ocean.
自然而然的有趣
Spontaneous, salty,
充满生机
full of life,
但很危险
but dangerous.
你觉得我有趣
You think I'm salty?
我快淹死了弗兰姬
I'm drowning, Frankie.
-我忍♥不下去了 -什么
- I can't do this anymore. - What?
不行
No!
不我这么做是为了我们
No, I-I did this for us!
我要你把房♥子要回来
I'm asking you to get our house back.
弥补错误
Fix this.
如果不行我不知道会怎样
If not, I don't know.
你确定吗
You sure about this?
-是的我确定 -好吧
- Yeah. I'm so sure. - Okay.
那你呢你确定吗
What about you? Are you sure?
是的我确定
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
我穿的合适吗...
Is what I'm wearing appropriate or...
我确定这里没有着装要求
Mm, pretty sure they don't have a dress code.
杂物箱里有一条领带
'Cause I have a tie in the glove box.
你真美
you are so beautiful.
玛莉迪斯-吉恩