上班族妈妈

Workin' Moms S01E05

Part 1 March 16, 2020, 10:13 a.m.

《职场老妈》前情提要
Previously on "Workin' Moms"...
你在下逐客令吗
Are you dismissing me?
我只是觉得这样更加有益于我们的关系
I just think it would be better for our relationship,
我是说如果你不再照看...
you know, if maybe you didn't watch...
查理
Charlie anymore.
我觉得我可能有一点点点点产后抑郁
I think I might just have the teensiest little drop of postpartum.
抱歉 "站起来"这三个字
I'm sorry, but what part of "stand up"
你有哪个字听不懂爱丽丝
didn't you understand, Alice?
你被录用了
You're hired.
我这就去给你写一个处方
I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription.
就这样吧
Let's do this.
凯特是你妈妈的电♥话♥
Kate, it's your mum,
她被你的狗咬了
she was bit by your dog.
他现在开始咬人了
He's a biter now,
我觉得他一旦这么做了可就回不了头了
and I don't think there's any coming back from that.
你做得非常非常好珍妮
You're doing really, really good Jenny.
他们难道不喜欢这样吗
I thought you said they'd like this.
她会喜欢的很快
Oh she will, soon.
我真佩服你阿特
Well, I gotta hand it to you, Art.
这东西太正点了
Man, these things are legit.
我刚去尿了个尿
I just took a leak,
我感觉到朗达也放开了她的膀胱...
and I felt Rhoda released her bladder...
来回应我
in response.
我俩是一体的联♥系♥紧密太棒了
We were one! Connected, it was awesome!
这一点都不正常抱歉
This is not natural! Sorry!
也许我们不该盯着看
Maybe we should look away.
我觉得我做不到
I don't think I can.
我感觉到你和你的宝宝...
I'm sensing you're experiencing...
有点失联了
a disconnect with your baby.
你瞧我和她在同一频率上
You see, I'm dialed into her frequency,
而你的母性本能有点...
while your mothering instincts have become a little...
被现代技术所掩盖了
clouded by the modern...
行了闭嘴阿特
No, just shut up, Art!
阿特我觉你最好拿着你的丝织品
Uh Art, I think it would be best if you collected your silks,
离开这儿
and-and go.
我还可以上门服务
You know, I'm available for home visits.
-滚出去 -走吧
- Get outta here! - Just go, leave.
我道歉各位
I apologize, everyone.
他的网站看起来真的很不错
His website looked very impressive.
谁不喜欢年长的男性育儿专家呢对吧
Hey, who doesn't love an older male mothering expert. Right?
你还好吗珍妮
You okay, Jenny?
也许我和佐伊真没建立亲密联♥系♥
Maybe I'm not connected to Zoe.
你很棒真的
Hey, you're great, seriously.
没人要求我们必须每时每刻都和孩子
Nobody says that we have to be connected
保持亲密联♥系♥
to our kids all the time.
就像查理我爱死他了
Yeah, like Charlie, I love him to death,
他是我的小心肝
he's my boy,
但有时我希望他...
but sometimes I wish he was...
像《守望尘世》里一样
like, on that show "The Leftovers," you know?
从我的车后座被带走
Just taken right out of the back of my car,
我回了家然后就是...
and then I get home and I'm like,
我记得我去了杂货店可我儿子哪去了
I know I went to the grocery store, but where's my son?
然后我就解放了
And then I'm free!
女士们母子间的纽带有很多种
Ladies, the maternal bond comes in many shapes and sizes.
我们还是说说大家都认同的事实吧
Let's try to focus on something we can all agree on,
-那个丝绸男太可怕了 -糟糕透了
- that silk man was awful. - Terrible.
-最差劲了 -没错
- The worst. - Yeah.
职场老妈
第一季第五集
凯特·福斯特
怎么看都看不腻
Can't see that gettin' old.
等我一下
Hey, hold the door!
凯特
Katie!
-早上好 -早上好
- Oh, good morning. - Good morning.
我得告诉你
I've gotta tell you,
能再次看到你这张有趣的脸真是太棒了
it's so great to have that interesting face of yours back here again.
奇怪的嘴巴
Such an odd mouth.
-我想它了 -谢谢理查德
- I missed it. - Oh, well thank you, Richard.
我得说回来的感觉真好
I gotta say, it feels pretty great to be back.
罗茜你怎么样了
Rosie, how the hell are 'ya?
你♥妈♥的♥电♥话♥
Y-your mum's on the phone.
她在低声碎碎念吗
Is she whispering?
-凯特 -妈怎么了
- Kate! - Mom, what happened?
我很丢脸他咬了一个小孩
I'm humiliated, he bit a child!
什么奥利咬了一个小孩
What?! Olly bit a kid?
不是是查理
No, Charlie.
你儿子咬了一个小孩
Your son bit a child.
好吧鉴于他只长了几颗小牙
Okay, seeing as he only has a couple tiny teeth,
我猜那孩子没什么生命危险
I'm assuming the other baby survived?
这不好笑凯特
This is not a joke, Kate.
查理在模仿那条凶恶的狗
You know Charlie's mimicking that vicious dog.
妈没什么大不了的好吗
Mom, it's not that big of a deal, okay?
小宝宝们他们总是到处乱咬
Babies, they put their mouths on everything,
这小宝宝的标志性动作
it's like a trademark baby move.
小凯亲爱的还要流多少血
Katie, my dear, how much more blood must be shed
你才愿意把那条狗给解决了了
before you put that dog to rest?
"把它解决了"是什么意思
What do you mean, "put to rest?"
我很抱歉我是说把那条狗弄死
I'm sorry, I meant put that dog down!
我知道这对你不是件容易的事
I know this is not an easy thing for you,
但你必须做出抉择
but you have got to make the choice.
我不会再和那头畜生共处一室了
I will not be back in that house with that animal anymore.
妈我就直说了
Mom, I'm just gonna say it,
这发生的时机也太巧了
the timing of all this feels very convenient.
我不知道你在说什么
I don't know what you mean.
我意思是我告诉你我想找个新保姆
What I mean is that I tell you I want a new nanny,
然后你就想把我的狗杀了
and now you wanna kill my dog!
那我也太小气了不是吗
Well, that would be extraordinarily petty of me, wouldn't it?
好的妈我这就去接奥利行吗
Yeah, mom, I'm coming to get Olly, okay?
你是说你们在公园吗
So you said you were at the park?
别我们家里面见
Um no, uh, we'll meet you at home.
好的
Yeah, okay.
麻烦帮我推掉下午的安排
Will you please clear my afternoon,
我得去处理下我的狗
I have to go deal with my dog.
天啊他还好吗
Oh no, is he okay?
他没事有事的是我妈
Yeah, he's fine, it's just my mom is not okay.
那就好
Oh, good!
不是为你妈有事叫好
I mean, not good that your mom's not okay,
是为狗狗没事叫好
good that the dog's okay.
-我喜欢狗狗 -我也是
- I love dogs. - Yeah, me too.
盖尔花瓶真不错
Gale, excellent vase.
萨凡娜我好喜欢那个碗
Savannah, I love that bowl!
里面的旋纹真漂亮
Look at those beautiful swirls inside.
弗兰姬你又做了一个球...
Oh Frankie, you've made another ball...
如此光滑而厚实
How smooth and dense.
它的手感超棒
It feels really great in my hands.
你知道把它放窑洞里很可能会再一次
You know it will most likely explode in the kiln...
炸开
again.
别把她拒之门外
Don't count her out, man.
不会的我对这个充满信心
No, I got faith in this one.
没事的
Shh, it's okay.
酸奶里的益生菌
So the thing about probiotics from yogurt
能让你跟小动物更合拍
is that it puts you more in tune with animals.
这也是为什么我能和我的猫交流
That's why I can communicate with my cat.
你什么时候开始喜欢
So when did you start liking
健康食品...这一套了
all this health food... crap?
恶保姆说她自♥制♥的酸奶
Mean Nanny says her homemade yogurt
能让我的皮肤更有光泽
will make my skin glow.
-她很懂这些 -恶保姆
- She knows things. - Mean Nanny?
我们都这么叫你恶保姆
Yeah, that's what we call you. Mean Nanny.
无所谓我还蛮喜欢的
I don't care, I kinda like it.
我好激动
I'm so excited!
我从没吃过任何自♥制♥食物