上班族妈妈

Workin' Moms S01E06

Part 2 March 16, 2020, 10:13 a.m.

需要我为您找什么吗
Can I help you find something?
找我的性♥欲♥
Yeah, my libido.
我刚生了个孩子
Uh, I just had a baby,
之后我有点抑郁就像
and I mean, I got kinda depressed and you know like,
产后抑郁之类的
postpartum or whatever,
然后我朋友安妮也算是我的心理医生
and then my friend, Anne, who's also kind of my shrink,
她给我吃了些药
she put me on some drugs
还让我得重新唤起自己的性♥欲♥
and she's like you gotta, you know, reawaken that sex drive.
敲敲门你还在里面吗
I'm like, knock, knock, are you even in there?
我是说我的性♥欲♥
My sex drive, I mean.
你猜怎么着我就买♥♥这个然后就走
You know what, I am just gonna grab this and go.
那个是用来增大阴♥茎♥的工具
That is a tool meant to help with penis enlargement.
那是你今天想找的东西吗
Is that what you're looking for today?
-不是 -来我们谈谈
- No. - Come, let's talk.
你是个性♥爱♥专家
So, you're a professional sex guy.
你怎么保持激♥情♥ 用道具吗
How do you keep it hot? Like, toys?
润滑油
Lube?
群♥交♥
Orgies?
我的办法不会成为你的办法
My solution will not be your solution.
你遇到的挑战是独一无二的
Your challenge is unique.
就像鲁米说的
It's like Rumi said,
苏菲派领袖著名诗人
"伤口是光明进入你内心的地方"
"The wound is the place where the light enters you."
所以我的伤口是阴♥道♥
So the wound is my vagine,
而光明是假阴♥茎♥
and the light is a strap-on?
有的时候性♥爱♥不是关于性
Sometimes sex is not about sex.
对我来说性♥爱♥最激动人心的部分
The most exciting part about sex for me,
是我的伴侣
is my partner.
有时也许仅仅是一个吻
Or sometimes it's just a little kiss,
或者是一次背部按♥摩♥ 或者是一个拥抱
or a backrub, or a cuddle.
你说得太好了
That's so beautiful, man.
你真的是个很好的倾诉对象
You're really great to talk to.
你想一起去吃个煎蛋卷什么的吗
Wanna go grab an omelette or something?
谢谢你的盛情邀请
Thank you for the warm invitation,
但如果每个人邀请我去吃煎蛋卷或煎蛋饼
but if I went for every omelette or frittata
我都赴约的话
that was offered me,
我就成蛋头博士了
I would be the egg man.
你好珍妮
Hi, Jenny.
马文你好呀
Marvin, hi.
你今天看起来格外帅
You're looking extra good today.
这是件新衬衣吗
Is... is that a new shirt?
这是...这是我爸的衬衣
Uh, it's-it's my father's.
我是说它曾经是我爸的
I mean, it was-was my father's.
他过世后我妈把他衣橱里的衣服都给我了
My mother gave me the contents of his closet after he died.
那你父亲一定是位性感的男士
Well, your dad must have been one sexy guy.
天啊
Oh God.
真是一团糟
What a mess.
整个地板都打湿了
The whole floor is wet.
我真是太笨拙了
Oh, I'm just so clumsy.
地上洒了太多牛奶了
Oh, there's so much milk here.
珍妮
Jenny,
我觉得你在工作时最好还是少上脸书
I think it's best that you stay off Facebook while you're at work.
没问题
Uh, of course.
-只是... -这是我的豆奶吗
- It's just that uh... - Is that my soy milk?
不这不是你的豆奶
No, no it's not your soy milk.
真是一团糟
What a mess.
放轻松盖瑞只是洒了点牛奶
Relax, Gary, it's just some milk.
-不我说的是你 -什么
- No, I meant you. - Excuse me?
我刚在处理你的代码
I was just processing some of your code,
里面有一堆错误
and there was a bunch of errors in it.
然后我一走进来
And then I come in here,
地上到处是牛奶
and there's milk all over the place.
没有到处都是
It's not all over the place.
你能你能走开吗
Can you just... can you just go?
我不需要观众
I don't need an audience.
当然你需要的是拖把
No, you need a mop.
还有一条干净的裤子
And a clean pair of pants.
为什么我不能在汽车道上走
Why can't I walk through a fuckin' drive through?
如果我买♥♥不起车呢
What if I couldn't afford a fuckin' car?
混♥蛋♥
Mother fucker!
什么你害怕自己会欲♥火♥焚身
What? You're afraid you're gonna be turned on?
-我很无助吗那这样呢 -哦不
- I'm helpless? How about this? - Hell no!
那这样呢
What about these?
你能带着这个垃圾滚出去吗
Will you get out of here with that shit!
新闻上全在播这个
And that is all over the news
我女儿很崇拜她
My daughter looks up to her, actually.
一直都在看她的节目
Watches her show all the time.
这是典型的童星人设尽毁
Well, it's classic child star meltdown.
这是个成人礼有点像脱毛
It's a rite of passage, kind of like shaving.
不这比在一个拖把桶里尿尿什么的
No, this is a lot worse than
要糟得多这简直...
peeing in a mop bucket or something. It's...
为什么因为上帝禁止她有性♥欲♥吗
Why, because God forbids she has a sex drive?
她这是在增加别人的性♥欲♥
She's acting like she is a sex drive.
这简直是放臭屁
This is bull to the shit.
你今天怎么了
What is up with you today?
抱歉很抱歉我就是....
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just...
我今天在"妈咪和我"小组上被鄙视了
I got shamed at my Mommy and Me group
-因为我承认自己看黄♥片♥ -什么
- for admitting I watch porn. - What?
看黄♥片♥不该被鄙视
No one should ever be shamed for watching porn.
谢谢莫
Thank you, Mo.
你也看黄♥片♥ 对吗
Like, you watch porn, right?
对啊我可是个大老爷们
Uh yeah, I'm a dude.
你怎么不问我吃不吃东西要不要呼吸
Why not ask me if I eat food, or breathe air?
-说得好 -这些事都是他会干的
- Nice. - He does all that shit.
-狗吃狗粮吗 -没错
- Does a dog eat dog food? - Yes.
我吃肉吗我每四天拉一次屎吗
Do I eat meat? Do I shit every four days?
-没错我也看那玩意 -闭嘴
- Uh yeah, I watch that shit, too. - Shut up.
你看什么样的黄♥片♥
What kind of porn do you watch, man?
-不好说性感辣妹演的 -说得好
- I don't know, hot chicks porn? - Nice.
对但你看的是哪种类型
Yeah, but like what category do you watch?
大胸性感保姆
Big breasts? Babysitter?
亚洲妹性♥虐♥ 熟♥女♥
Asian? BDSM? Mature?
你偏好哪种
What's your thing?
凯特
You know, Kate,
这种对话可以被视为性骚扰
this is the kind of conversation you could frame as sexual harassment.
尽管你才刚开始
Even though you're starting it.
不好意思理查德
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Richard.
我不想把大家都弄得很尴尬
I'm not trying to make anyone feel awkward,
我只是很好奇
I'm just curious.
我和那群老妈说起我喜欢的黄♥片♥类型时
Like when I told the moms what kind of porn I watched,
她们看着我好像我是一条人体蜈蚣
they looked at me like I was a human centipede.
屁♥股♥对着嘴嘴对着屁♥股♥
Butt to mouth, mouth to butt.
我们都懂你的意思凯特
We all know what that is, Kate, yeah.
-好吧 -你口味真重
- Okay. - I'm sure you're a real sicko.
你喜欢什么类型的浴缸蜡烛吗
What are you into? Bathtub and candles porn?
其实我喜欢看里番
Actually, I'm into Hentai.
是动画...
It's animated...
什么是卡♥通♥片吗
What, it's a cartoon?
你和你的儿子一起看
You watch this with your son?
当然不是是那种重口味的
Oh God, no. No, no, no, it's, it's hardcore.
相当有意思
Lots of fun, yeah.
比如说一个温顺的女孩
Yeah, it's like a submissive girl,
当然是成年的在威逼之下屈服了
legal age of course, who succumbs to her oppressor.
她一开始很害怕然后她放弃了抵抗
She's scared, but then you know, she gives in.
就像是兔女孩和狼人
It's like a bunny girl and a wolf man, right.
或者是一位愤怒的教练
Or... like an angry coach.
让他的学员爬上绳索
Climb that rope.
她穿的是超短裙彼此都心照不宣
Got a short-ass skirt on, he knows it, she sees it.
他不说废话直接上
He's not taking no guff.
我的天
Good God.
你们别这样我知道你们都看的