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May 3, 2020, 9:05 a.m.
当你走完了美满的一生
What is the reward for a life well-lived,
并选择了一个计划周详的上载人生后 你将收获什么
and an upload well-planned for?
你将欣赏到人工设计出的完美自然风光
The most perfect natural beauty that man can design.
你将享受到在你人生结束后 最美好的时光
The best days of your life could be after it's over.
你做得很好 你值得这一切
You did well. you deserve.
湖景 霍里森公♥司♥倾情推出
Lake View, by Horizen.
当你走完了美满的一生
What is the reward for a life well-lived,
并选择了一个计划周详的上载人生后 你将收获什么
and an upload well-planned for?
我到了
Oh, this is me.
让一让 让一让
Getting off. Getting off!
我该下去了
This is my stop!
各位让一让 不好意思
Got to get off. Excuse me.
诺拉·安东尼
诺拉
Hey, Nora,
请你专注工作 别放音乐
attention on your work, please. No music.
多谢提醒 露西 我会记住的
Thanks so much, Lucy. I'll remember that.
雷吉娜·福塔沃拉博
渲染完成
激活
你好 雷吉娜
Hello, Rechna.
现在还不必回应我
No need to answer me yet.
系统仍在处理大量信息
The system is still processing a lot of information.
但我将会数到三
But I'm going to count to three.
试着在你脑海中跟我一起数
Try to count with me in your mind.
一 二
One, two,
三
three.
天哪 我在哪里
Oh, my God. Where am I?
一切都好 雷吉娜
It's all good, Rechna.
欢迎来到上载人生
Welcome to upload.
第682行有一个无效的语法错误
There's an invalid syntax error on line 682.
是啊 是什么错呢
Yeah, what is that?
又是一个无效指针
It's another no-pointer.
我能搞定
I got it.
好了 搞定了
Yes, nailed it.
好的 类定义仍然需要处理
Okay, the class definitions still need work.
我才不干 我得去放松一会儿了 再见
God, no. I got to veg a little. I'll see you later, buddy.
-别啊 哥们 很快就好了 -再见
- No, dude, we are so close. - Bye.
车
Car?
-有何需要 内森 -请清理摄像机镜头
- Yes, Nathan? - Clean camera lenses, please.
开始清理
Begin cleaning.
还有19分钟 你就将到达目的...地
You are 19 minutes from your destin... ation.
出发吧
Let's... go.
该死
Shit.
警官 这车就忽然开始狂飙
Officer, it just started racing.
真的非常不可思议 我会尽快把车送去检修的
It was the craziest thing. I will take it in to be serviced ASAP.
我原本是打算开车到我母亲家里去过感恩节的
I'm on my way to my mom's place for Thanksgiving.
你能想象吗 如果他们在等我 但我的车...
And could you imagine if they were waiting for me, and my car...
嗯哼 车 你说说吧 是怎么回事
Mm-hmm. Car, what's your story?
我下线了一会儿
Lost consciousness for a minute.
现在我将更新杀毒软件
Will update anti-virus software now.
是啊 快去更新 这车里还坐着一个大活人呢
Yeah, you do that. There's a human life back here. Wow.
人工智能真是差劲死了 不是吗
AI is just the worst, isn't it?
好吧 你可以走了 尽快把车送去检修
Okay, you can go now. Take it in soon, though.
我可不想再看见你
I don't want to see you again.
是吗 你在哪个分局工作 南加州吗
Oh, no? What station you in... SoCal?
我是否该致电你的长♥期♥女友英格丽
Should I call your longtime girlfriend Ingrid
并通知她你将迟到
and tell her you will be late?
好吧 看见没 这程序绝对错乱了
Okay. See? That's not supposed to happen.
再见
Bye.
天哪 我那是在友好搭讪
God. It's called being nice.
你到底是谁的车啊
Whose car are you anyway, huh?
花旗银行的
Citibank's.
真正付钱的是谁
Who's making the payments?
-是你 -是我 这就对了 走吧
- You are. - Me. That's right. Let's go.
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抱歉我迟到了 布朗太太
Sorry I'm late, Mrs. Brown.
我得去拿蛋糕 并且我...
I had to get the cakes, and I...
英格丽 你在啊
Ingrid, you're here.
我是不是唐突了
Am I crashing something right now?
詹米 我们随时欢迎你 来吧
Jamie, you're always welcome. Come on.
内森 去给他拿把椅子
Nathan, get him a chair.
好的
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
-她来这干什么 -我知道 我知道
- What is she doing here? - I know. I know.
我也觉得这不是个好主意
I didn't think it was a great idea, either,
然后她就开始哭 我可受不了她哭
and then she started crying, and I can't handle crying.
你为什么不警告我
Why didn't you warn me?
我可以在塔可钟过感恩节的
I could have had Thanksgiving at Taco Bell.
好吧 她是有点自以为是
Okay, yes, she's a little entitled,
有时她也会有点虚伪
and she can be kind of phony sometimes.
-但是 -但是她是我女朋友 你还是习惯起来吧
- But? - But she's my girlfriend, so get used to it.
如果现在她在家族感恩节聚餐时不请自来
If she's inviting herself to family Thanksgiving,
接下来她就会期待求婚了
the next thing she's gonna expect is a proposal.
好好习惯吧
Get used to that.
真棒
Super.
等等 这个叫仙果沙拉吗
So wait... This is called ambrosia salad?
是道甜品吗
Is it a dessert?
是沙拉
It's a salad.
好的
Oh. Good.
英格丽 内森说
So, Ingrid, Nathan says
你要请他去参加你奶奶的百岁宴了
you invited him to your grandma's hundredth birthday.
-一百岁了 很厉害 -她已经去了天堂
- Wow. 100. Impressive. - Well, she's in heaven.
哪一家
Oh. Which one?
湖景
Lakeview?
听说那里很漂亮
Heard that's really beautiful.
是的
Yes.
我们是霍里森家族
We are a Horizen family.
两端无限数据流量
Unlimited data on both sides.
对我来说上载太贵了
Upload's too expensive for me.
在他们的免费版研究出来之前
I'll be starting on a SIM card
我先储存在SIM卡上
until these two finish their free version.
要是内森少去参加派对
It won't take too long if Nathan parties a little less
多写点代码 就用不了多久
and programs a little more.
你要是给钱 让他做毒品测试都行
Pay him a salary, you can ask for a drug test.
赞 妈 怼得好
Oh, yes! Mom! Got him.
-内森叔叔 -怎么了
- Uncle Nathan? - Yeah.
你能帮我一起做古典舞作业吗
Can you help me with my classical dance homework?
当然了 小可爱
Of course, honey bunny.
内森叔叔
Uncle Nathan!
我还能再跳一个小时
I could dance for another hour.
是吗 我也可以
Yeah. So could I.
你才不行
No, you couldn't.
我们
We're, um...
这里结束了 对吧
we're done here, right?
你觉得他们喜欢我吗
You think they like me?
当然 你太性感了
Yeah, you're so fuckin' hot.
什么
What?
等等 你刚才说什么
Uh, wait, what did you say?
-你的家人 -当然
- Your family? - Yeah.
你妈妈说我是你第一个
Your mom said I was the first girl
带回家过感恩节的女孩
you ever brought home for Thanksgiving.
是啊 这没什么
Yeah, no big deal.
我觉得这很重要
I think it's a big deal.
我感觉自己很特别 宝贝
I feel very special, babe.
挺好
Cool.
不用谢
You're welcome.
混♥蛋♥
Asshole!
你没开"优先乘坐者"吧
You don't have "prioritize occupant" on, do you?
当然开了
Of course.
我更在乎我们
I care about us.
谁会优先行人啊
You don't prioritize pedestrian, do you?
停车
Park.
今晚睡我家吗
Sleep over tonight?
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