巴克叔叔（2016）

晚餐怎么样
Did y'all like dinner?
给你们做饭我好紧张
I was nervous cooking it for you.
不就是速冻披萨么
It was just frozen pizza.
是的 但是是我把它弄熟的
Right. But I hooked it up!
热狗和多力多滋
Yeah, the hot dogs and the Doritos
可真是创意辅料啊
were an inspired topping choice.
可不是嘛
Ain't it, man?!
是啊 盐和额外加的盐的对比
Yeah, and the contrast of the salt and the...
简直太棒了
additional salt was really good.
我好渴
I'm so thirsty.
我鞋脱不下来
I can't get my shoes off.
我去 看看甜点吧
Oh, hey, I'm gonna go, um, check on dessert.
如果你们喜欢这一餐
And if you like this meal,
那你们一定会喜欢我做的早餐肉饼的
you gonna love my breakfast meatloaf.
里面的秘密佐料 是更多的多力多滋
And the secret ingredient is more Doritos.
好棒
Yay.
亲爱的 童子军饼干吗
Honey, Sunny Scout cookies?
晚餐刚把我们搞成高血压诶
We just had hypertension for dinner.
已经两周了
Well, it's been two weeks.
麦琪一盒都没卖♥♥出去
Maizy hasn't sold one box.
我们不能再被这个绊住了
We can't get stuck with these again.
还记得去年虫子的问题吗
Remember last year's bug situation?
记得 饼干引来了虫子
Uh, yeah, the cookies brought the bugs,
虫子引来了蝙蝠
the bugs brought the bats.
听起来像是可怕的儿歌♥
That sounds like a terrible children's song,
但的确是我们的生活
but that was our lives.
亲爱的 我整周想帮她卖♥♥掉这些饼干
Honey, I've been trying to help her sell them all week,
但是她太害羞了
but she's just too shy.
你想买♥♥点饼干吗
You want to buy some cookies?
你想要饼干吗
Do you want some cookies?!
陌生人危机
Stranger danger!
陌生人危机
Stranger danger!
是她来我敲我家门的诶
She came to my door!
好吧 我明天和她一起去
Okay, I'll work with her tomorrow.
你们得赶紧去吃甜品
Y'all need to hurry up with that dessert,
因为热狗明天就过期了
'cause them hot dogs expire tomorrow,
我今晚就得想办法把它们排出去
and I'm trying to get 'em out of me tonight.
巴克叔叔 第一季 第二集
你们看见麦琪了吗
Have you guys seen Maizy?
我哪都找不到她
I can't find her anywhere.
没见到她
Haven't seen her.
巴克你知道麦琪在哪吗
Buck, do you know where Maizy is?
你看过储藏柜了吗
Did you check the cabinet?
我没跟你开玩笑
I'm being serious.
宝贝儿 你在这儿干嘛呢
Baby, what are you doing in there?
我不想去卖♥♥饼干
I don't want to sell cookies.
甜心 我知道你很害羞 但是知道吗
Oh, honey, I know you're shy, but guess what.
那不意味着你要放弃
That doesn't mean you quit.
我们会过这一关的 好吗
We're gonna get through this, okay?
是啊 你许下承诺了
Yeah, you made a commitment.
安静 迈尔斯 否则你就去上完
Quite, Miles, or you're gonna
那些我还在付钱的
finish those unicycle lessons
独轮车课程
I'm still paying for.
没像你以为的那样 能吸引到妹子吧
Didn't pull the ladies like you thought it would, did it?
没 但你知道什么能打动妹子吗
No. But you know what will impress the ladies?
- 什么 - 古老艺术课程 空手道
- What? - Lessons in the ancient art of karate.
不行 你只会用它做坏事
No, you'll just use it for evil.
别想了 你知道这是事实
Don't even... you know it's true.
这不公平 我连空手道都不能学
That's unfair... I can't even do karate,
但你却允许蒂娅
but you're letting Tia
下周末去看说唱歌♥手的演唱会
go see Chance the Rapper next weekend?
那是因为她的成绩单上都是优
That's because her report cards always say straight A's.
而你的上面都是"来见老师"
Yours always say, "Please see us."
我不明白 麦琪为什么
I don't know why
还要为童子军饼干纠结
Maizy's even in Sunny Scouts.
不过是法♥西♥斯♥主义的军队 利用他们的可爱
It's just a fascist army using their cuteness
来攻克糖尿病人的世界罢了
to conquer the world with diabetes.
不过 祝好运
But good luck.
她说得对
The girl is right.
我们是得注意我们的血糖
We do need to watch our sugars.
胖子马库斯就是血糖太高
That's how Fat Marcus
失去了他的大脚趾
lost his big toe.
我根本就不想卖♥♥饼干
I don't even care about selling cookies.
我只是为了赢得 那个超酷的猎豹项链
I'm only doing it to win this cool cheetah necklace.
你是说那个玫瑰金色
Ooh, you talking about the rose gold
镶嵌钻石眼睛的东西吗
with the crusted-diamond eyes or something?
它是塑料的
It's plastic.
当你捏它的鼻子的时候 它会发出吼叫
And when you squeeze its nose, it goes, "Roar!"
我喜欢
I like that.
我会帮你得到它的
I'm gonna help you get that thing, girl.
在我之前的地盘 大家都叫我销♥售♥老虎
In my old hood, they called me the sales tiger.
我什么都能卖♥♥出去
I could sell anything.
我还给你的光头老爹 卖♥♥过一个梳子
I once sold a comb to your bald-head daddy.
这个问题我们来搞定
I think we got this.
好吧 我今天有个周六会议
Yeah, I got a Saturday meeting today,
所以你的光头老爹 打算把这些饼干带过去
so your bald-headed daddy is gonna take those cookies
分给我的同事
in to my co-workers and unload them on them.
谢谢你 爸爸
Thank you, Daddy.
亲爱的 那是作弊诶
Honey, that's cheating.
所以呢 对不起啦 成熟点吧
So? I'm sorry, but growing up,
我有好多事要烦
I had to struggle for everything.
我这辈子努力工作
I've worked hard my whole life
就是为了不让我的孩子也这样
so my kids don't have to.
继续说教吧 老弟
Preach on, brother.
私立学校姑娘 可不知道这些纠结
Little Miss Private School don't know the struggle.
别给玛琪雅朵咖啡起太多泡了 马尔科姆·X
Careful not to over-foam your macchiato, Malcolm X.
美国黑人♥民♥权运动领导人物之一
亲爱的 听我说
Honey, listen to me.
当年我在卖♥♥童子军饼干时 作弊的人毁了我
Cheaters ruined it for me when I was a Sunny Scouts girl,
我到现在都忘不了
and I will never forget it.
我卖♥♥了几个小时的饼干
I was there for hours
而安吉拉·米勒那离了婚的老妈
while Angela Miller's divorced mother
用她的露肩背心 完成了所有的工作
let her tube top do all the work.
宝贝 我当时只是个孩子
Baby, I was just a kid.
根本没法跟她们竞争
I couldn't compete with those.
但是你现在可以啊
You can compete with those now, babe.
亲爱的 这一点也不好笑
Honey, this isn't funny.
我每年都得处理这个问题
I had to deal with this every single year.
我的意思是对于麦琪而言
All I'm saying is I think it's important
走出去是很重要的
for Maizy to go out there,
克服她的羞涩 体会被拒绝的感受
overcome her shyness, and collect her "No's."
好吧 我知道了 这才是对的事
Okay, I hear you. That's the right thing to do.
我今天下午带她去食品杂货店
Okay, I'm gonna take her to the grocery store this afternoon.
- 好 - 谢谢
- Okay. - Thanks.
她卖♥♥不掉那些东西的
She's not gonna sell those things.
我知道 所以我要带她去上班
I know. That's why I'm taking them to work.
亚历克西斯的本意是好的
Alexis means well,
但是她的眼光有点窄
but she can be a little tunnel vision.
而且麦琪一定会压力过大 导致最终失望的
And Maizy's gonna end up stressed out and disappointed.
让我来吧
Well, let me take 'em.
让我做我擅长的事呀
Let me do my thing.
让销♥售♥老虎悄然出动吧
Let the sales tiger prowl.
好吧 两件事
Fine. Two things, though.
别太明显 第二
Don't be obvious, and, second,
别再称呼自己为"销♥售♥之虎"了
promise to never call yourself "Sales tiger" Again.
我可不能做这个承诺
Mm, that's a promise I can't make.
侧踢很好
Side kicks are great,
但是记住 攻击者可以来自任何方向
but, remember, attackers can come from any direction.
你能声音小点儿吗 我要学习诶
Can you keep it down? I'm trying to study.
小心点 我可能会失手杀掉你的
Be careful. I could have killed you.
通过像小女生一样尖叫吗
By screaming like a little girl?