片厂风云（2025）

The Studio S01E05

Part 4 May 21, 2025, 8:56 p.m.

Okay. We don't make films. We make movies.
我们不是艺术家我们是监制你连监制都不算
And we're not artists. We're executives. And you're not even that.
你只是个低级开♥发♥女助理
You're just a fucking D-girl.
这台词是从《黑道家族》偷的
Did you steal that from The Sopranos?
你吐槽的话都不是原创
Your burns aren't even original.
猪颈肉香肠飞吻
Gabagool.
丹尼尔过来
Daniel, come to me.
开♥发♥女助理我让你看看开♥发♥女助理的厉害
D-girl? Fucking D-girl. I'll show you fucking D-girl.
好样的丹尼尔 - 谢谢
Great work, Daniel. - Thank you.
(专用车位萨尔萨珀斯坦高级副总裁)
你拿出了巴黎水想讨好帕克芬恩
You brought the Perriers out to impress Parker Finn.
是 - 协议就是这么签成的
Yeah. - That's how you seal the deal.
是
Yeah.
搞什么
What the fuck?
喂高尔夫车... 占了你的车位奇怪好...
Hello? Golf... The golf cart in your spot? That's weird. Yeah.
稍等我立刻挪
Just one second. I'll move it right now.
嘿谁看见萨尔的高尔夫车钥匙了
Hey, has anyone seen Sal's golf cart keys?
没有没看到你看到钥匙了吗
No? Have you seen them? Have you seen the keys?
没有
No.
奎因
Quinn.
我昨天看见你在我办公桌旁你拿钥匙了
I saw you at my desk yesterday. Did you take the keys?
我没拿
No. I did not do that.
什么...我不信
Wha... I don't believe you.
我不信 - 随你便
I don't fucking believe you. - Okay.
该死...
Fuck. Fuck!
嗨这里是斯坦伯格楼
Hi, I'm calling from the Steinberg building.
门前有一辆保时捷违章停车
There's a Porsche parked illegally right out front,
车牌号♥是8A76H3
license plate number 8A76H3.
来人立刻把它拖走
Someone needs to tow it away immediately.
非常感谢
Thank you so much.
奎因你干什么
Quinn, what the fuck are you doing?
别偷听了天啊丹尼尔你怎么这么迷恋我
Stop eavesdropping. God, Daniel, why are you so obsessed with me?
搞什么该死
What the fuck? Fuck!
萨尔我来了抱歉
Sal, I'm coming. I'm sorry.
这里是怎么回事
What the fuck is happening here?
先生你不能把车停这里
Sir, you can't park here.
还用说这是我的车位我是萨尔
Yeah, no fucking shit. That's my space. I'm Sal.
有人把高尔夫车停在这里了
Someone parked their golf cart here.
你有万♥能♥钥♥匙♥什么的吗
Do you have, like, a universal key or something?
不好意思没有
Unfortunately not.
萨尔高尔夫车钥匙通常在我桌上但不见了
Sal, the golf cart keys are usually on my desk and they're not.
但绝对是奎因干的 - 见鬼
But I swear to God it was Quinn. - Shit.
先生你必须挪车 - 我来挪
Sir, you're gonna have to move your car. - Yeah, I can move it.
不你会再次剐蹭的
No, you will scratch it again.
我道歉无数次了对不起
For the millionth time, I'm sorry I did that.
滚 9点15了
Fuck off! It's 9:15.
如果帕克芬恩来了你告诉他我马上就到
If Parker Finn shows up, you tell him I'll be there in three fucking seconds.
快丹尼尔快去快... - 好
Run, Daniel. Go now. Go! - Okay.
谢了你一点忙都帮不上约翰逊警官
Thank you for nothing, Officer Johnson.
我们到了芬恩先生 - 谢谢你送我
Here we are, Mr. Finn. - Thanks for the ride.
老天爷
Jesus fucking Christ.
天啊
Oh, my God.
让开该死的法国怂包
Move, you fucking French pussies.
借过谢谢
Excuse me, please.
不管了
Fuck it!
老天爷...
Jesus Christ. Jesus fucking Christ.
该死 - 嘿
Fuck! - Hey!
这里不能停车 - 没事...
You can't park here. - It's fine. I'm fine.
该死的
Fuck!
天啊 - 糟糕真抱歉
Oh, shit! I'm so sorry. - Oh, my God.
你还好吗 - 不好
Are you okay? - No!
见鬼
Fuck.
搞什么啊 - 对不起
What the fuck? - I'm sorry.
让开
Move!
自觉点都给我让开
Obviously, get the fuck out of the way.
嘿不好意思你知道我们几点开始吗
Hey, excuse me. Do you know what time we're getting started?
9点25了我很快就得赶去开另一场
It's 9:25 and I have to leave soon for another meeting.
是我们在等萨尔稍等
Yeah. We're just waiting on Sal. One second.
他人呢 - 我去问问对不起
Where is he? - I'll ask and I'm sorry.
唷 - 你知道萨尔在哪吗
Yo. - Do you know where Sal is?
不知道他应该十分钟前到的什么情况
No. He was supposed to be here ten minutes ago. What are we doing here?
你要自己先进去吗
Well, do you want to go in there by yourself?
当然不要我不认识这家伙
Absolutely not. I don't know this fucking guy.
我可不要跟他寒暄
I'm not gonna make small talk with him.
该死他来了我要假装打电♥话♥
Shit. He's coming. I'm pretending to be on the phone.
萨尔来了通知我 - 好
Let me know if Sal gets here. - Okay.
好的没问题
Uh-huh. Totally.
嘿马特 - 唷抱歉打电♥话♥呢
Hey, Matt. - Yo, sorry. I'm on a call.
是我先走了 - 好酷谢谢你过来
Yeah. I think I'm gonna head out. - Great. Cool. Thanks for coming in.
祝你愉快
Have a good one.
我是《危笑》的影迷 - 好啊
Huge fan of Smile. - Great.
还有《危笑2》
And Smile 2.
帕克芬恩 - 什么
Parker Finn! - What?
萨尔你开玩笑呢那是什么
Sal, are you kidding me, man? What is that?
别哥们什么啊别过来
No. Dude. What? Get away from me.
该死抱歉 - 哥们看看你你迟到
Fuck. Sorry. - Dude, look at you. You're late.
还弄一身...这是什么酱汁
You're covered in... What is this, sauce?
是辣酱 - 算了你去死马特去死
It's chili. - Dude, no. Fuck you. Fuck Matt.
你们公♥司♥去死吧
Fuck this whole place, man.
帕克别走 - 我回♥派♥拉蒙了
Parker. Stop! - I'm going back to Paramount.
让我解释一下见鬼
Just let me fucking explain. Fuck.
嘿萨尔你衣服上蹭了点脏东西
Hey, Sal. You got a little something on your shirt.
嘿奎因
Hey! Quinn!
什么事 - 我知道是你干的
What? - I know this was you.
这怎么可能是我的错
How could this possibly be my fault?
别跟我装傻
Don't play dumb for the first time in your life.
我知道是你把高尔夫车停在我车位上的
I know you put that fucking golf cart in my parking space.
萨尔我为什么要那么干 - 别惹我小姐
And why would I do that, Sal? - Don't fuck with me, missy.
嘿别拿我当12岁小孩
Hey, do not talk to me like I'm 12.
把这东西拿走
Get that fucking thing out of my face.
萨尔你打算拿它干什么
What are you gonna do with that, Sal?
我要把它扔在你这张讨厌的脸上
I'm gonna throw it in your stupid little fucking face.
你要朝一个年轻女子扔墨西哥卷饼
You're gonna throw a burrito at a young woman?
对没错
Yes. Yes, I am.
你没这个胆
No, you don't have the balls to fucking do that.
你这么认为
You think so?
你觉得我没胆我没胆
You don't think I have the balls? The fucking balls?
让我开心一下好好开开心老头子来啊有什么本事拿出来
Make my day. Make my life, old man. Come on. What you got? Come on.
来啊老头子就在这里目标在此
Let's go, old man. Right here. Here's your target.
你有什么毛病
What is wrong with you?
天啊 - 不...
Oh, my God. - No, no, no, no.
不...停车 - 我的天
No, no, no. Stop! - Oh, my God.
天啊
Oh, my God!
老天
Holy shit.
没有人受重伤还好
Well, no one got seriously hurt, so that's good.
非常好
That's great.
是谢天谢地是吧
Yeah, thank fucking God for that one, huh?
但网飞要我们调查事故
But Netflix needs us to investigate the accident
好让保险赔付损失
to get insurance to cover the damages.
事故是谁造成的
Well, who caused the accident?
我们不知道是谁造成的但我们知道是什么芝士卷饼
Well, we don't know who caused it, but we do know what. A quesarito.
我以为是墨西哥卷饼 - 芝士卷饼是墨西哥卷饼的一种
I thought it was a burrito. - A quesarito's a type of burrito.
那你为什么不直接说墨西哥卷饼
Why wouldn't you just say burrito?
我注重细节约翰要不你来主持会议
I was being specific. Do you wanna run this meeting, John?
唷这些我都不在乎
Yo. I don't give a shit about any of that.
请告诉我这东西是怎么导致事故的
Just tell me how this caused the accident, please.
这个芝士卷饼打中了一个驾驶高尔夫车的助理导演的脸
So, this quesarito hit an AD driving a golf cart in the face,
导致他撞到了布景
causing him to crash into the set.
为什么会有人朝助理导演的脸上扔墨西哥卷饼
Why would somebody throw a burrito at an assistant director's face?
问得好 - 天啊
Great question. - Jesus.
接下来交给人事部吧
HR will be handling things from here on out.