顾问（2023）

我可以假设妳不想要主管办公室吗？
Am I to assume that you do not want an office
也许我能帮你，伊恩
in the managerial suite? - I may be able to help you out,
直到这场闹剧平息下来
Iain, just until all of this blows over.
法兰克佛洛瑞兹 - 你怎麽知道我的？
Frank Flores? - How did you hear about me?
瑞吉斯帕托夫
Regis Patoff.
你跟他说的差好多
You know, you're not at all like he described you.
聊我聊够了 我对妳很感兴趣，派翠夏
Enough about me. I'm interested in you, Patricia.
瑞吉斯帕托夫委託你製作纯金骨骼？
Regis Patoff commissioned you to make a solid gold skeleton?
谢谢妳
Thank you.
我去上班途中很不舒服 所以就回来了
Oh, I felt sick on the way in so I headed back.
我应该告诉妳的
I shoulda told you.
隐藏号♥码：妳好 我是瑞吉斯
嗨
恳求降临 淨化我，天主，
Descend upon me. Purify me, Lord.
塑造我、充满我、使用我，
Mold me, fill me with Yourself, use me.
驱逐我体内一切邪恶力量 消灭它们，打败它们
Banish all the forces of evil from me, destroy them,
我得以安康和行善
defeat them, so that I can be healthy and do good deeds.
驱逐我体内一切咒语
Banish from me all spells,
巫术、诅咒和邪恶之眼
witchcraft, curses, and the evil eye.
恶魔侵扰、压♥迫♥与佔有…
Diabolic infestations, oppressions, possessions.
一切都是邪恶和有罪，嫉妒，欺骗，羡慕
All that is evil and sinful,
jealousy, deceitfulness, envy,
身体、心理、道德
physical, psychological...
精神和恶魔般的疾病
Moral, spiritual, and diabolical ailments
在地狱中燃烧所有这些邪恶
burn all these...
它们再也无法伤害我
...that they may never again touch me.
我命令一切玷污我的力量
I command and bid all the powers who molest me,
靠着全能的上帝的力量…
by the power of God all powerful...
凭藉全能天主的力量 奉我们的救主耶稣基♥督♥的名
...In the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior,
透过圣母玛利亚的代祷
through the intercession of the Immaculate Virgin Mary,
永远远离我，被送入永恆的地狱
to leave me forever, and to be consigned
它们在那裡被我们的守护天使束缚
into the everlasting hell where they will be bound by our guardian angels,
被圣母玛利亚的脚跟踩碎
and where they will be crushed under the heel of the Immaculate Virgin Mary.
什麽声音？
What was that?!
谁在那裡？
Who's there?
有人吗？搞屁喔
Hello? What the...
别过来，满地都是碎玻璃
Whoa, stay back.There's, there's glass everywhere.
有东西不见吗？
[Patti] Is anything missing?
哪有值钱的东西？
Is anything fucking valuable?
有人在吗？
Hello?
靠
Oh, shit.
Careful.
连线已中断
顾问
宝贝，妳上班要迟到了
Wait, what? Babe, you're gonna be late for work.
我打电♥话♥给葛兰医生请了病假
Oh, I called Dr. Grant. I told him I'm sick.
妳哪裡不舒服？
Well, what's wrong with you?
我很虚弱，喉咙痛
I'm clammy. My throat's sore.
也许我染上你的三日流感
Maybe I caught your three-day flu.
你那场病病了多久？
How long have you been out again?
星期二到星期四
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday?
其实我今天好很多了
You know, actually, I'm feeling a lot better today.
很好
Good.
也许你可以泡杯热茶给我
Maybe you could fetch me some hot tea.
创意联络员-伊莲海曼
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帕托夫先生？ 我们有焦点小组的即时分♥析♥
Mr. Patoff, we have the live analytics from the focus group.
黛娜今天在哪裡？
Where's Dana today?
她儿子在医院
Her son's in the hospital.
30岁以下男性特别爱这款游戏
We're sticking particularly well with males under 30.
这些数字是什麽意思？
Numbers, what do they mean?
活跃用户数
Number of active users.
玩和没玩的时间
Time spent playing. Time spent away.
他们喜欢我们的游戏吗？
They like our game?
今天结束前会公布满意度报告
The satisfaction report will be published by end of day.
谭美和凯伊还在整理
Tammy and Chi are still collating.
他们打来的，可能有新消息
That's them calling me now. They probably have an update.
去接电♥话♥
Answer your phone. - Oh.
喂
Hi.
克雷格？你好了吗？
Craig? Oh my God, are you ok? - Three-day flu.
三日流感，我还有传染力
I'm infectious, so just fuck off six feet.
鞋子 - 什麽？
Oh! Shoes. - What?
新政策，没有例外
New policy. No exceptions.
这是谁的主意？算了，省口气吧
Whose idea was that?
No, actually, save yourself the oxygen.
这真是个杰作
This is a masterpiece.
老哥，你还活着
Dude. You're alive.
是啊，只是三日流感
Yeah. Oh, it's a three-day flu.
我♥操♥，整间都是脚丫味
Fuck me! It smells like feet in here.
他们做过研究，赤脚工作会提升创意
They've done studies. Working barefoot boosts creativity.
相信我，帕托夫不是要提高工作效率
Trust me, Patoff is not doing this to increase our work.
他是要展现他的淫♥威♥
He's doing it to assert his dominance.
他在楼上穿着该死的滑雪鞋
He's up there in fucking ski boots.
怎麽没人在工作？
Why is no one working?
我们在等人告知要做什麽
We are waiting to be told what to do.
什麽？拜託，我不在三天
What? Come on, guys. I've been gone three days.
我们怎麽没在做《砰砰丛林》？
Why aren't we working on Upskirt Jungle?
已经做完了
It's done.
那是什麽意思？
What do you mean it's done?
他逼我们弄完才能休息 他昨晚批准了
Patoff had us working 16-hour days to get it finished.He signed off on it late last night.
不然我们不会那麽拼 但我们还以为你得癌症
We wouldn't have busted a nut but we thought you had cancer.
不然要拿什麽来纪念你？
What else would you be remembered for?
你们没有我就完成《砰砰丛林》？
You...you finished Upskirt Jungle without me?
你可能会想看看成品
You might wanna take a look at it.
《相佑先生的丛林冒险》
嗨，克雷格 你还好吗？听说你病入膏肓
Oh hi, Craig. You alright? I hear you were really sick.
这裡到底是怎麽回事？
What the fuck is going on around here?
妳真的办到了
Wow. You actually did it.
妳偷到一间办公室
You went and stole yourself an office.
坐下 - 我不要坐下
Sit down, Craig. - No, no.
助理不应该有其他椅子
I'm not gonna sit down. You're the assistant.
妳怎麽不说他改掉我的游戏名称？
You're not supposed to have another chair.
我们不能发行 有“砰砰”这个词的游戏
Why didn't you tell me they renamed my game?We can't launch with the word "Upskirt" in the title.
是他的主意吗？我们有集体讨论
What? Was it his idea? - We did a brainstorm.
我不记得这点子从哪来的
I don't remember where the idea originated.
“痛痛森林”、“痛痛破玻璃” 或其他一堆名称呢？
What about "Pain Forest?" Or "Achy-Breaky Glass"
or a million other titles we coulda come up with!
克雷格，来不及了 已经传给焦点小组了
Craig, it's too late.It's already out to the focus group now.
这麽早？你们有测试吗？
Already!? Already! Did you even test it?
我每天都在看新闻
I have been watching the news every day.
没有波莫纳抢劫命桉的新闻
There's nothing on a fatal robbery in Pomona.
“我给你们放上筋，加上肉
"I will attach tendons to you and make flesh come upon you
“包上皮
"and cover you with skin.
“把气息注入你们内，你们就复活了
"I will put breath in you. You will come to life.
“如此，你们便要承认我是天主” 《厄则克耳》第37章
"And then you'll know that I am the Lord." Ezekiel 37.
你这星期都在做这件事？
That's what you've been doing all week?
背诵《圣经》经♥文♥？
Memorizing Bible passages?
对，我下载有声版，睡醒就会背了
Yeah. I downloaded the audio version.Now I just wake up knowing this shit.
我以为你不会回来了
I thought that you weren't coming back.
结果我在家裡也不安全
Yeah, well, turns out I'm not safe in my own home, either.
昨晚我们家前面玻璃被人打破
Somebody smashed our front glass last night.
你住在一个治安不好的社区
You live in a bad neighborhood.
那三个面具男要怎麽解释？
And how do you explain those three guys in masks?
我不知道，可能是普通抢匪选错店了
I don't know, maybe it's some random stick-up guys
who chose the wrong store.
克雷格，我知道这件事令人不安
Craig, I know that this is upsetting...
但他不是要杀你
but he's not trying to kill you.
你有没有修改重量容差？
Raul, did you change the weight tolerance on this?
没有
No.
你能跟我解释蛇加猴子
Can you explain to me how a snake and a monkey team up
要怎麽压破八公分厚的强化玻璃？
to break a three-inch thick sheet of tempered glass?
帕托夫想让游戏更随机
Oh, Patoff wanted to make it more random.
随机？ - 比较好玩
Random? - Fun.
毫无策略的游戏好玩在哪裡？
Where's the fun in a game without any strategy?
可以快一点吗？
Will you hurry up?
我鞋子不见了
I lost a fucking shoe!