硅谷

Silicon Valley S05E05

Part 2 Dec. 29, 2019, 7:19 p.m.

再说了我一直很厌恶自己的形象
And besides, I have a lifelong aversion to my own image.
就像我的养母经常说的
You know, it's like my foster mother used to say,
"唐纳德你这长相就该一直被关禁闭"
"Donald, you have a face for the closet."
好了大家都看得到吗
Alright, can everyone see?
坐在这里的是魔笛手CEO理查德·亨德里克斯
I'm here with Pied Piper CEO Richard Hendricks,
和新任首席运营官贾里德·邓恩
and newly minted COO Jared Dunn.
今天是你们的大日子
Today's a big day for you.
魔笛手发布去中心化魔笛网
跟我说说你们的新互联网是什么
Tell me what your new Internet is,
为什么盖文·贝尔森应该害怕它
and why Gavin Belson should be afraid of it.
粪
Manure.
什么意思
Pardon?
奇怪好吧他们直接切到贾里德了
Weird. Okay, they went straight to Jared.
我相信你知道
I'm sure you're aware of
1984年伦敦马粪大危机
the Great London Horse Manure Crisis of 1♥8♥9♥4.
我不太了解
I'm afraid I'm not.
在19世纪90年代
In the 1♥8♥9♥0s,
工业革命使人们涌向城市
the Industrial Revolution had people flocking to the city,
人越多马就越多
and more people equals more horses,
马越多粪就越多
and more horses equals more manure.
当时人们估计到下个世纪中
And it was predicted that by the middle of the next century,
街上将会铺满将近三米厚的粪
there would be nine feet of manure covering the streets.
但没有人预料到的是
But what no one saw coming,
有一项新技术
was a new technology
它彻底消除了这些担忧
that would completely obliterate those concerns.
汽车
The car.
一夜之间粪的难题消失了
Over night, the manure problem vanished.
正如我们现在所了解的互联网
And the Internet, as we currently know it,
充斥身份盗用
is rife with, uh, identity theft,
垃圾邮件和黑客攻击
and spam and hacking.
那就是粪
So, it's manure,
我们相信成功了
and we believe that, in success,
我们全新去中心化的互联网
our new, entirely de-centralized Internet,
就会跟汽车一样意义重大
will be just as significant as the car.
现在回到我说主题公园的类比
Now back to me for my theme park analogy.
感谢你们来到我们的节目下一节
Thanks for coming in, guys. Up next...
什么
What?
贾里德做得好
Jared landed it!
太棒了
That was great!
贾里德表现太好了
Jared was so good!
我猜他们一定是因为时间关系剪掉了我的部分
I guess they must have gotten rid of my stuff for time.
是啊他们一般只留下人们会感兴趣的部分
Yeah, they try and keep it just to the interesting stuff.
对我猜是这样
Yeah. Yeah, guess so.
接下来每个父母都害怕的谈话
Up next, the conversation every parent dreads.
如何跟你的孩子谈论区块链
How to talk to your kids about the block chain.
先生我不知道他们已经开♥发♥到这个地步了
Sir, I had no idea they were this far along.
我不知道说什么
I don't know what to say.
我的间谍让我们失望了
My mole has failed us.
我从来都没感到这么抱歉过
I've never been more sorry in my entire life.
你一定很生气
You must be furious.
问题就在这儿
That's the thing.
我不生气
I'm not.
你不生气为什么不生气
Y-you're not? Why not?
我不知道
I don't know.
继续播放
这些都有什么意义
What's the point of any of this?
这无穷无尽的竞争
This endless competition?
盒子三
The Box Three?
为什么
Why?
我在这儿做什么呢
What am I even doing here?
理查德彭博采访给大家留下了很深的印象
Richard, lots of good impressions on the Bloomberg piece.
好极了
Oh, that's wonderful.
我怕我弄砸了
I was afraid I'd ruined it.
完全没有人们很喜欢
Hardly. People loved it.
包括阿德里安·格兰尼
Including... Adrian Grenier.
《穿普拉达的女魔头》那位
From "Devil Wears Prada."
实际上他的人刚问过
In fact, his people just asked
我们是否愿意参演他关于技术行业的
if we'd be open to appearing on his edu-tainment web series
网络教育娱乐系列片
about the tech industry.
他们想今天下午过来在这儿拍摄
They want to come and shoot it here this afternoon.
今天下午
Ooh, this afternoon.
我得去埃克洛做整合的事
Yeah, I have to go to Eklow and do this integration thing.
完全不是问题他们只想要贾里德
Totally not a problem. They just want Jared.
什么什么
What-- what?
为什么他们想要采访我
Why would they wanna talk to me?
你的粪类比是采访的亮点
Your manure analogy was the highlight of the piece.
他们真的应该采访理查德
They should really talk to Richard.
我是说在这儿我就只是欧芹
I mean, I'm just the parsley around here.
理查德才是肉土豆和卤肉饭
Richard is the meat and the potatoes and the rice pilaf.
又一个很棒的类比
Another great analogy.
贾里德我认为我们应该让你来
Jared, I think we should have you do it.
-我 -你知道吗可以
- I'm-- - You know what? Yes.
没问题
Sure.
我们怎么能拒绝阿德里安·格兰尼的网络教育娱乐片
You don't say no to Adrian Grenier's edu-tainment web series.
绝对不能
You just don't.
理查德你确定吗
Richard, are you sure?
没事没事只是媒体宣传
It's fine, it's fine. Look, it's just press.
好吧贾里德我根本就不喜欢做这个
Okay, Jared, and I don't even like doing it.
好吧实际上对我来说就是噩梦
Okay? It's actually a nightmare for me.
我得走了
So, I have to go.
混♥蛋♥ 聊一下关于你决定
Dick, a word regarding your decision
整合埃克洛人工智能到我们的网络的事
to integrate Eklow's AI onto our network.
我要正式地反对
I would like to formally object.
我现在没时间说这个吉尔弗约尔
I don't have time for this, Gilfoyle.
我不介意
I don't mind.
人工智能的发展已经超出我们的理解范畴了
AI is starting to operate on levels we don't even understand.
伊隆·马斯克说人类有5%的机会打败人工智能
Elon Musk himself gives humanity a 5% shot of surviving AI,
而他是迪士尼级别的乐观主义者
and he is a Walt Disney-level optimist.
现在我们是个封闭的系统
Right now, we are a closed system.
你停掉我们线上的八家开♥发♥公♥司♥
You shut down our eight developers,
系统就下线了
and the system goes dark.
但一旦我们向全世界发布了
But once we launch to the world,
面向数以百万潜♥在♥用♥户♥
to potentially millions of users,
系统就不可能下线了理查德
there's no shutting down, Richard.
让超出我们理解的人工智能
Are you prepared to be responsible
获得这种力量
for giving sophisticated AI
你准备好为此负责了吗
that kind of power?
你想让我怎么做吉尔弗约尔好吧
What do you want me to do, Gilfoyle? Okay?
劳里和莫妮卡逼我们这么做的
Laurie and Monica forced this on us,
但她们确实帮我们拉来了嗑嗨游戏
but they did give us K-Hole Games.
可以说我们欠她们一个大人情
And we kinda owe them a solid.
你要让一项具有无限潜能的技术
You're taking a technology with limitless potential
在一个无法控制或销毁的试验性网络上
and letting it run free on an experimental network
自♥由♥运行
that cannot be controlled or destroyed.
这一切就因为你欠莫妮卡和劳里"大人情"
All because you owe Monica and Laurie "A solid."
是的
Yes.
这种纯粹的陈词滥调让我恶心
The sheer banality of it all is very upsetting.
好吧很好你可以去楼上恶心
Okay, great. Well, you can go be upset upstairs.
我得走了
I have to go.
我怎么想出
How did I come up with--
观察你自己很重要贾里德看这个
It's important to watch yourself, Jared. Now, check it out.
在开始的时候我的姿态不是很好
In the beginning, my posture's not that great,
然后...
and then...
突然完美了
Boom. It's great.
现在看我是怎么听她说话的
Now, watch how I listen to her.
一次又一次地观察你自己的采访
And watching your interview over and over again,
帮助你不断地提高
that helped make you better at the process?
没错绝对的
Yes! Absolutely.
等等看着闭嘴
Wait, now watch. Shut up.
就要放大招了
About to drop the fucking hammer.
发展进堵住的马桶
Right into a clogged toilet!