笔写青春（2019）

PEN15 S02E05

Part 6 Sept. 25, 2020, 1:51 p.m.

My best friend's a woman.
我的最好朋友是女人了
No, I don't wanna be.
不我不想做女人
Why?
为什么
I don't know, I guess I'm just, like, a salad bowl
不知道我想我跟其他女人一样
like every other woman.
像一个沙拉碗
Yeah.
是的
Like mushy carrots, you know?
就像糊的胡萝卜
Just promise no more secrets.
答应我不再有秘密
Never. Okay?
绝对不会好吗
I swear. Swear.
我发誓发誓
Swear. Swear.
发誓发誓
Except I did throw away one of your library books
不过我确实扔掉了你的一本书
'cause I spilled Sprite on it.
因为我洒了雪碧在上面
Maya, that could affect my credit.
麻雅那可能会影响我的学分
I know. Sorry.
我知道对不起
And also, when you're not around,
还有你不在的时候
I go through your underwear drawer
我会翻阅你的内衣抽屉
and try on every pair with flowers on them.
试穿每条带花的
Over or under yours?
你是穿在你的内衣之上还是之下
Under.
之下
Also, I drew that goatee on your face
还有我在你脸上画了山羊胡
and there's still a little bit on there.
现在还有点印子
You did that? Yeah.
是你吗嗯
I also joined wrestling because of Brandt,
我是因为布兰特才加入摔跤队
not 'cause I wanted to be a strong wrestler.
不是因为我想成为一个强壮的摔跤手
Also when my mom buys potatoes, I put them in my shirt
还有我妈买♥♥土豆的时候我会把它们放到我的衣服里
and I walk around like this with boobs.
我会像这样走路
Also I have a book of crushes and one of them is your dad.
我还有一本记录暗恋对象的本子其中一个是你♥爸♥
Ew, Maya! I just
呕麻雅我
Also I sometimes touch myself down there
还有我有时会摸我下面
in a way that I told you about,
就是我跟你说的方式
but in a different way, not for comfort.
不过不是为了舒服
I have a secret screen name where I talk to old men,
我有个秘密网名我会和老男人聊天
and I'm talking to one right now.
我现在就在跟一个聊
I also shave my mustache sometimes.
我有时会刮我的小胡子
Shuji's my half brother. What?
秀治是我同母异父的哥哥什么
But we're basically full.
但我们基本上算是同父同母的兄妹
That's probably it.
可能这就是原因
I got a pencil mark on your bed cover once.
我有次在你的床单上留下了一个铅笔印
It was about this big, and I didn't tell you.
有这么大我没告诉你
Anna! That has been killing me.
安娜那个一直困扰着我
Why would you do that and not tell me?
你为什么要那么做还不告诉我
I feel so much better.
我现在感觉好多了
Ugh, that's, like, kind of annoying.
真的好烦人