爱你，妮娜（2016）

废料箱跟老化无关
Skips are nothing to do with age!
-你好 -早
- Hello. - Morning.
我是第一
Me first!
-再见 -哎哟
- Bye. - Argh!
-那我呢 -好吧
- What about me? - All right.
亲爱的维克 你说得对
Dear Vic, I agree.
凡妮莎·查茨沃斯的故事非常怪
That Vanessa Chatsworth story is very odd.
你不能突然决定你就是澳洲人
You can't suddenly decide you're Australian.
这又不像宗教一样能转变 不是吗
It's not a religion, is it? You can't convert.
如果她想成为澳洲人
If she wants to pull it off, she's going to have to move to
她就得搬到一个没人和她一起上小学的地方
a town where nobody was at primary school with her.
我好奇这是不是一种心理疾病
I wonder if it's a form of mental illness?
-你被锁在门外了吗 -什么
- Are you locked out? - Sorry?
哦 不是
Oh! No.
孩子们正在废料箱里打闹
The boys are just having a little mess-about in the skip.
我的新状况就是在伦敦遇到了个人
The news from London is that I seem to have met someone.
虽然我不知道我喜不喜欢他
Although I'm not sure I like him much.
遗憾得告诉你没人在废料箱里
I regret to inform you that are no boys in the skip.
-哦 要命 -你是不是
- Oh, shit. - Are you supposed
要照看他们 -我是他们的保姆
to be looking after them? - I'm their nanny.
你还擅长什么 你需要一份新工作
What else are you good at? You're going to need a new job.
-请听我说 请听我说 -孩子们
- Please, listen. Please listen. - Boys!
我肯定读者...
I'm sure our readers...
嘘
Shh!
请听我说
Look, please listen.
两人均是英国伊丽莎白一世时期诗人与作家
No, I'm sure our readers are fascinated by a quarrel
不 我肯定读者会被菲利普·西德尼爵士
No, I'm sure our readers are fascinated by a quarrel
与爱德华·德·维尔间的争吵所吸引
between Sir Philip Sidney and Edward de Vere.
可一万两千字啊 尼克
But 12,000 words, Nick?
坦白说 人们有自己的生活
Honestly, people have lives,
要照料家庭 忙工作
they have families. They've got jobs.
-还要看电视 -孩子们
- They're got televisions. - Boys?
嘘
Shh!
什么
Hmm?
是的 我确实喜欢"格兰其山"[1978年开播的BBC剧集]
Well, I do, yes, actually. Grange Hill.
"体育问题"跟"当日比赛"
Question Of Sport, Match Of The Day.
还有"贝尔热拉克" "洛克福德档案"
Bergerac, Rockford Files.
也许你该看看"洛克福德档案"
Maybe you should watch Rockford Files,
能教你数数
might help you with your word count.
-孩子们 -抱歉等下 别挂
- Boys? - Hang on, one second, sorry.
斯蒂布 没事吧
Stibbe, is everything all right?
是的 都好
Yes. Completely fine.
那就好
All right.
抱歉 我们说到哪了 什么
Sorry, where were we? Hmm?
-是啊 可他们很走运 -纳尼 你支持哪只球队
- Yeah, but they got lucky. - Nunney, what team do you support?
当然是曼联啊 你们呢
Man U, of course. What's yours?
阿森纳队 我们今年要赢联赛了
Arsenal, we're going to win the league this year.
-不 你乱讲 -他们比托斯纳姆热刺队好
- No, you're rubbish. - They're better than Spurs.
你们得让李·查普曼进攻
You've got Lee Chapman in attack,
有他在 你们怎么能赢联赛
how can you win the league with him?
如果没用 我们干嘛买♥♥他
We wouldn't have bought him if it wasn't any good.
-你们去哪了 -在废料箱里
- Where were you? - In the skip.
不 你们不在
No, you weren't.
是你没仔细看
You just didn't look hard enough.
-你们去商店买♥♥糖了 -我们无聊了
- You went to the shop for sweets. - We were bored.
你只是坐在那看书
You just sat there reading.
就因为你们在废料箱里玩
Only because you were in the skip.
肯定是本很棒的书
Must be an extremely good book.
确实是
It is, actually.
我猜你正看到精彩处
I presume you just got to the good bit,
所以才弄丢了孩子们 是吗
that's why you lost track of the boys?
你管什么叫精彩处
And what would you call the good bit?
金鱼在游串[性场面]
The goldfish.
-你看完能借我看吗 -不适合你看
- Can I read it after you? - Not suitable.
这书是讲会说话的金鱼吗
The book about a talking goldfish?
-谁说金鱼能说话 -我猜的而已
- Who says he talks? - I just presumed.
他说不了话 在他要去的地方
He can't talk. Not where he's going.
-如果他能说话就会有麻烦 -你能不说了吗
- At least, there'd be trouble if he did. - Will you stop it?
-哦 老天 -看看你做了什么
- Oh, my God. - Now look what you've done.
什么
What?
啊
Ugh!
像你这样的好姑娘看那种书做什么
So, what's a proper girl like you doing reading a book like that for, anyway?
真恶心
That's disgusting!
那我该看什么
What should I be reading?
我觉得你可能看简·奥斯汀
I think you could probably manage Austen.
奥斯汀我已经看完了 多谢了
I've already managed Austen, thank you very much.
或者托马斯·哈代 我能借你几本
Or Hardy. I could lend you some.
好啊 谢谢你
All right, thanks.
最好跟这本一样精彩
It better be as good as this one.
-见鬼 -他们回家了
- Shit. - They've gone home.
再见
See you.
他叫纳尼
His name is Nunney.
很英俊 或许也很聪明
And he's handsome, and I think he's probably clever.
他有那种聪明人的发型 如果你懂我意思
He has clever hair, if you know what I mean.
我叫它 大学生发型
University hair, I call it.
他并不在大学读书 可他在申请
He's not at university, but he's applying.
所以 赞成的话... 第一 聪明
So, pros... one, clever.
第二 好看
Two, good-looking.
第三 很方便... 他在街上工作
Three, convenient... works in the street.
反对的话... 不知道我是不是真喜欢他
Cons... don't know whether I actually like him.
三比一 那么赞成
Pros win, 3-1.
-乔治不和我们一起吃吗 -她出去约会了
- Is George not eating with us? - She's going out on a date.
-跟"软趴趴"一起 -"软趴趴"是谁
- With Floppy. - Floppy?
他们就是这么叫大卫 因为他的头发很松软
That's what they call David, because of the hair.
-你要跟大卫出去约会吗 -是的
- Are you going out on a date with David? - Yep.
大卫·穆尔
David Moore?
-是的 -是"软趴趴"
- Yep. - Floppy.
我以为你不怎么喜欢大卫·穆尔呢
I thought you didn't like David Moore very much?
麦克斯 能请你把凉拌菜丝递过来吗
Can you pass the coleslaw there, please, Max?
这些是罐装蜜柑吗
Are those tinned mandarins?
是的 对不对 老天啊
They are, aren't they? Dear God.
我想知道
I want to know why George is going on a date
为什么乔治要跟不是很喜欢的人约会
with someone she's not very keen on?
是的 如果我是你
Yes, I'd be wanting to
我也会想换个话题
change the subject too, if I were you, too.
我想想 他约我的时候 听上去不错
Trying to remember. Seemed like a good idea when he asked me.
如果去上大学的话 头发都会软趴趴的 是不是
You often have floppy hair if you go to university, don't you?
-哦 我知道了 -什么
- Oh, I see. - What?
大卫·穆尔有一阵子没去上大学了
David Moore hasn't been to university for a while.
而且 妮娜 你用色拉酱了
And also, Nina, salad cream?!
这次是沙拉酱有问题吗
What's wrong with the salad cream now?
你说话就像撒切尔夫人一样
You sound like Mrs Thatcher.
呸
Boo!
麦克斯 你看出了什么
Max, what do you see?
我看出什么了
What do I see?
他反应太久 我来说
My turn, he took too long!
他看见了斯蒂布的凉拌菜丝 斯蒂布 盘子 刀叉
Stibbe's coleslaw, Stibbe, plates, cutlery!
不是 之前妮娜问大学生留什么发型
No, before, you said, "I see"? When Nina was asking you about
-你说"我看出来了" -这个啊
- what kind of hair people had at university? - Oh.
妮娜喜欢纳尼的长相
Nina likes the look of Nunney.
-有意思 -我才不喜欢他的长相
- That's exciting. - I did NOT look the like of him.
他那种类型的
Like the look of him.
尼娜把我们扔在废料箱里 他照顾了我们
He looked after us when Nina left us in the skip.
我才没把你们扔在那里
I did not leave you in the skip,
是你们偷偷爬出去的
and you climbed out without telling me.
你们爬进了厄休拉·沃恩·威廉姆斯的废料箱吗
You were in Ursula Vaughan Williams' skip?
厄休拉·沃什么·威什么是谁
Who's Ursula Whatsit's Whatsit?
拉尔夫的遗孀
Ralph's widow.
谁是拉尔夫
Who's Ralph?
拉尔夫·沃恩·威廉姆斯[1872-1958 英国作曲家]
Ralph Vaughan Williams.