老妈撞入电视台（2017）

Great News S02E08

Part 5 July 12, 2020, 2:14 p.m.

These are hurtful...
就像一个白人踩到香蕉皮滑倒了
like a white man slipping on a banana peel.
这让我觉得自己在被人瞧不起
It makes me feel less than
或是被孤立
or, uh, other.
我不知道该用什么词表达
I don't know what the word for it is.
-麻木 -没错
- Insensitivity. - Exact--oh.
好吧
Okay.
我明白了
Got it.
这就是你们在过去11年里
Uh...is this what you've been complaining about
一直投诉的事吗
for the past 11 years?
没错
Yes.
-明明是400年了查克 -别再嘲笑我了
- Try 400 years, Chuck. - Oh, not this again.
你知道吗韦恩让我告诉你
You know what, Wayne, let me tell you--oops.
对不起我听到了我会努力的
Sorry, I hear it. I will, uh, work on it.
每天这条狗都会走到主人的墓前
And every day, the dog walks to its owner's grave
提醒所有人他会把所有挡路的人
as a reminder to all humans that he'll kill anyone
都干掉
who gets in his way.
-查克 -谢谢珀尔莎
- Chuck? - Thanks, Portia.
接下来咿咿哟哟
Coming up...eek, eek, ook, ook.
是你在动物园可能会听到的声音
Sounds you'd expect to hear at the zoo.
但如果是从你的素食汉堡里传出来的呢
But from your veggie burger?
马上回来为您呈现《新闻快报》独家新闻
A "Breakdown" exclusive when we return.
那条新闻做得很棒
Great job with that story.
你真的做得很好
You really hit it for six.
抱歉是板球
Uh, sorry--cricket.
那个美国体育名词是什么来着
What's an American sports term?
我不知道
Oh, I don't know.
你没事吧
You all right?
杰米和我分手了没事
Jeremy and I broke up. It's fine.
反正我也忙得没时间谈恋爱
Yeah, I'm too busy for human relationships anyway.
我得在政♥治♥频道看八个小时的参议会听证会
I gotta go watch 8 hours of senate hearings on C-SPAN.
你有没有玩过政♥治♥频道的喝酒游戏
Have you ever played the C-SPAN drinking game,
每次艾尔·弗兰肯一回来偷办公用品
where you take a drink every time Al Franken
就喝一杯酒的游戏
comes back to steal office supplies.
别说了是我发明了这个游戏
Stop it. I, like--I invented that game.
你要不要和我一起看
You wouldn't wanna watch it with me, would you?
好啊听上去挺有意思的
Yeah. That sounds fun.
哎呀不行
You know what, I can't.
我的猫身上有跳蚤
My cat has a Flea problem.
她以前和红辣椒乐队的贝斯手约会
She used to date the bassist from Red Hot Chili Peppers,
他现在还爱着她
and he's still in love with her.
明白了
Got you.
-或许改天吧 -好
- Maybe some other time. - Yeah.
好吧
Yeah.