邪恶

Evil S01E10

Part 4 Jan. 18, 2020, 9:54 p.m.

你为什么要用剪刀扎耳朵
Why did you put scissors in your ear?
那声音
The noise.
越来越严重了
It just kept getting worse.
你们听过《胖胖的圣诞节》吗
Have you ever heard of anything called "Pudsy's Christmas"?
没有
No.
学校允许我们查你们的搜索记录
The school's given us permission to check your browser history.
你们同意吗
Are you okay with that?
可以
Mm-hmm.
查吧就在我包里
Yeah, it's in my bag.
学校午餐怎么样
What about school lunches?
你们会吃沙拉吗
Have you been eating a lot of the salads?
不会
No.
不会
No?
那你们在食堂吃什么
What do you eat at the cafeteria?
薯条
French fries.
你们就吃薯条吗
That's all you eat, French fries?
对其他东西都太难吃了
Yeah. Everything else is gross.
好吧
Okay.
我们真的很需要你们帮忙
We really need your help
来查清这件事
getting to the bottom of this.
马琳达
艾玛马琳达是什么
Emma, what is Malindaz?
马琳达
"Malindaz"?
一个网红介绍穿搭美妆什么的
Influencer, talks about clothes and makeup and stuff.
你是看那个听到这首歌♥的吗
Is that where you heard the music?
我不知道
I don't know.
我不知道
I don't know.
马琳达
马琳达——观看视频
马琳达挑战
大家好本期视频是给你们做的特辑
Hey, guys! Today's video is especially for you.
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大家好本期视频是给你们做的特辑
Hey, guys! Today's video is especially for you.
我把它称为"马琳达挑战"
I'm calling it "Malindaz Challenge."
不会是因为这个对吧
This can't be the reason, can it?
这次可是95分钟的加长篇
It's an amazing 95 minutes long.
只要你完整看完
And anybody who watches the whole thing
结尾时说三声"马琳达挑战"
and says "Malindaz Challenge" three times at the end
你就会发疯
will go crazy!
不开玩笑姑娘们完全疯狂
No joke, girl, completely insane.
千万别看完
So don't do it!
只有三个人做到了
Only three people have ever done it,
他们最后都去了贝尔维尤精神病院
and they ended up in Bellevue.
说道第二遍就停下
So stop at the two mark...
可千万别说
And don't you dare say
"马琳达挑战"
"Malindaz Challenge"
三遍
...three times.
我警告过你们了
You have been warned.
她想让这个视频听起来很危险
She's trying to make the site sound dangerous.
好了那我们开始吧
Okay, okay, let's do this!
家长们越不同意
The less their parents would approve,
孩子们就越想看
the more kids will want to watch it.
首先
So first...
你们听背景音乐
Listen. Background music.
-这款阴影最适合你们 -有了
- The shade that might be best for you... - There it is.
就是它
That's it.
他们就是在这里听到的
That's where they heard it.
如果你有雀斑
If you've got, like, freckles,
那就要少用一点
you want to kind of use it sparingly.
好了这样
Okay, all right.
我牺牲一下把它看完
I will make the sacrifice and watch the whole thing.
这可不是逞英雄的时候
Well, this is no time for bravery.
-但我批准了 -谢谢你
- I'm gonna let you. - Thank you.
来贝尔维尤找我
Come look for me in Bellevue.
但首先...
But, first...
这是什么
Oh, what is this?
礼物
...presents!
我们要现在拆开吗
Are we supposed to open them right now?
你们可以等我走了之后再拆
You can open them after I leave.
祝你们俩圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas, both of you.
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas.
我们应该给她准备礼物的
We should've gotten her something.
我们开始吧
Okay, let's do this!
首先粉底
So first, foundation.
这个可能是最适合你的色号♥
This is a shade that might be best for you.
有一点亮如果你有雀斑
It's a bit glowy, so if you've got, like, freckles,
那就要少用一点
you want to kind of use it sparingly.
因为你们知道我的口头禅
'Cause you know what I always say!
展现你的自然美
Use what you naturally have.
展现你独特的一面
Whatever distinguishes you.
或许对你来说自然美就是雀斑
And maybe for you, that's freckles,
所以一定要让我们看到
so make sure we can see them.
我不太喜欢这个牌子的质感
I'm not in love with the texture of this brand as it goes on,
但我喜欢这个牌子的一些色号♥
but I am all about some of their colors,
特别是和我常用的粉底搭配的时候
especially when I use it with my usual foundation.
这是液态粉底对吗
And that's liquid foundation, right?
从来不会黏看着
Never stick -- check it out.
你们懂我有时候我是中性打扮
You know me; I can sometimes be all about my neutral look.
当然你们也可以更夸张一点
And you can go for something more dramatic, of course,
但记住了
but remember...
你们会脱颖而出
You'll stand out!
当你一天都在户外活动时
Heavier coverage concealer can be your best of best friends
厚重的遮瑕膏会成为你最贴心的朋友
when you've been out till dawn.
你们肯定知道我在说什么
I know you know what I'm talking about.
不要抹太多
Don't overdo it.
点一下就够了
One dot is all it takes.
好的遮瑕膏可以掩盖所有的不足
A good concealer can literally cover all your sins.
*好国王温塞斯拉斯低下头*
*Good King Wenceslas looked down*
*在斯蒂芬的宴会上*
*On the feast of Stephen*
*然后我就忘词了*
*I don't know the rest of the words*
你确实忘了
Yes, you do.
-琳 -怎么了妈妈
- Lynn. Lynn. - Yeah, Mom?
你上过卖♥♥化妆品的网吗化妆品和衣服
Do you ever visit makeup sites? Makeup and clothes?
-你说我还太小 -我知道
- You said I was too young. - I know, I know.
但你听没听说过一个名叫...
But have you ever heard of the site called, um...
叫什么
Called what?
没什么亲爱的
Nothing, sweetheart.
当我没说
Never mind.
好吧晚安
Okay. Good night.
晚安
Good night.
有点太重了但其实...
...a little too much. No, actually...
我挺喜欢的你怎么想
I kind of like it. What do you think?
我们在躲什么
What are we hiding?
没什么工作上的事
Nothing, just something from work.
黄♥片♥
Porn?
真的吗
Oh, seriously?
是啊
Yeah.
如果你从头看到尾
If you listen to it all the way to the end,
会让你发疯的
it's supposed to make you crazy.
这我相信
Yeah, I can believe that.
那你应该说三遍"马琳达挑战"
Then you're supposed to say "Malindaz Challenge" three times.
我真的觉得这很管用
I actually think it really works...
你的工作也太疯狂了
Your work is insane.
在威廉斯堡有一家新开的夜店我很喜欢
My favorite new late-night club in Williamsburg.
你们去探访过吗
Have you checked it out yet, seriously?
有什么危险的吗
Anything dangerous?
好吧
Okay.
别用太多
Don't overdo it.
没有我没发现什么
No, nothing I can hear.
真奇怪
Hmm, that's weird.
那是什么声音
What is that?
什么
What?
你听到了吗