坏法官（2014）

Bad Judge S01E13

Part 1 April 6, 2021, 6:26 p.m.

Flexors are so tight, Tedward.
我浑身肌肉都好紧泰沃德
Do I need to set another appointment with Thai Vicky?
要不要帮你约泰式理疗师薇姬
Yeah, or Thai Barbara.
好啊芭芭拉也行
Thai--okay.
好吧
Hey, good news, guys.
嘿好消息哦
Tippy is out of town, so the leash is off.
蒂皮出城了束缚终于没了
Not that there is a leash, per say, but if there was one,
倒不是说原本有绳子束缚着我不过就算有的话
daddy is not wearing it.
大爷我也挣脱开了
Tippy finally leave you
蒂皮终于离开你
because you always refer to yourself as daddy?
是因为你总是叫自己大爷吗
No.
不是
You and Tippy are usually attached at the hip.
你和蒂皮平常像连体婴一样
You're gonna be okay without her?
她不在你没事吗
Please. My schedule is full.
得了吧我的安排都满了
I have restaurants to try, museum exhibits to check out.
我要去试吃新的餐厅参观博物馆
Daddy's gonna have all kinds of fun with himself.
大爷我给自己找的乐子可多了
Well, you know what they say.
你知道他们怎么说的
When the cat's away, the mice will masturbate.
山中无老虎猴子称大王
Judge Wright.
莱特法官
I hear you wrapped up the Smithfield case this morning?
我听说你今早审完了史密斯菲尔德的案子
I did, yes. I did.
是的没错
If you hear three more cases by Thursday,
周四前再多审三起案子
you will be the youngest judge ever to hit 1,000.
你将成为史上最年轻的审案过千的法官
Really?
真的吗
Right now, Judge Spoleto holds the record.
现在纪录保持者是斯普莱托法官
You'll knock him off his perch.
你会打败他的
Well, Spoleto's the devil.
斯普莱托可坏了
Anti-choice and Pro-prop 8.
反堕胎反同性婚姻
And he has a secret camp where he hunts people.
他还有个秘密营地以捕杀人类为乐
From what I hear.
那是我听说的
Tedward, come on. You heard the man.
泰沃德你听见他说的了
I have to rule on three cases by Thursday.
周四前得再审三起案子
Can we do it?
我们能做到吗
Yeah, we can do it. Yeah?
没问题真的吗
What's on the docket today?
今天的案子是什么
Good Samaritan Retirement Home
大善人退休疗养院
versus Aphrodite's Nest Gentlemen's Club.
诉阿弗狄洛特绅士俱乐部
I am on that case.
我参与了那起案子
Don't expect me to go easy on you
不要以为我会手下留情
because you're trying to break this stupid record.
就因为你要打破这个傻兮兮的记录
Hey, can we go back to Spoleto's "camp"?
我们能继续说说斯普莱托的营地吗
He invited me to dinner next weekend.
他邀请我下周末去吃晚餐
Y'all think I should go?
你们觉得我该去吗
Cause I did buy a new shirt.
我专门买♥♥了件新衬衣
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Hey, man. Hey, what's up?
早上好啊早上好
Big day coming up.
今天是个大日子
What'd you get Rebecca?
你想好给丽贝卡买♥♥什么了没
For what? She's trying her 1,000th case.
什么理由她今天要审第一千个案子
Did you not read my newsletter, Ted's words?
你难道没有看我的简报《泰德评论》吗
I mean, I do the jumble,
我大致扫了一眼
but I don't read all the articles.
但我没有一一点开看
Look, this is big, man.
听着这可是大事
You need to nail it with the perfect gift.
你得准备好最棒的礼物
Okay.
好吧
Okay, well, you two are weirdly close.
好吧你们两个平时亲近得有点不正常
You want to come with me, help me find something for her?
你要不要帮我想想买♥♥什么好
Yeah, but trust me, she is tough to buy for.
好吧不过相信我她这人很难讨好
You need to put your shopping pants on.
你得做好准备
We're going hard in the paint. Alright.
我们要全力以赴好吧
You will never guess who Nick is dating.
你根本猜不到尼克在跟谁约会
Is he dating a personal pan pizza?
他是在跟烤披萨约会吗
Cause that's what I want for lunch.
我午餐想吃烤披萨
Carla Myers.
卡拉·麦尔斯
Carla from high school, Carla?
高中那个卡拉吗
Yes. Ew.
没错真恶心
Yes, she's evil. She hates me. She's always had it out for me.
她可坏了她一直看我不顺眼
I think she's sleeping with Nick just to spite me.
我觉得她跟尼克上♥床♥就是为了气我
That's ridiculous, Michelle.
那太荒唐了米歇尔
No, she's mean.
不她就是个贱♥人♥
God, don't you remember?
难道你忘了
Senior year, talent show.
高三那年的达人秀
She had everyone boo us off the stage.
她让所有人把我们呛下台了
And we were pretty good. We were good.
我们明明表演得很棒我们是很棒
Five, six...
五六
Seven, eight.
七八
**At the car wash whoa whoa whoa whoa*
*在洗车处哇哇哇
And then I rub wax, and then I wax.
左擦擦右擦擦
And then I wax, and then we go--
继续擦然后
and--and sit.
蹲下
Oh, my God.
天呐
Was it your back again?
你又扭到背了
No, I just...
不是我刚才
I just saw my van.
我看到了我的面包车
My van just pulled out and drove down the street.
我的车刚刚出现开过了这条街
No, your van died in the desert.
不你的车死在沙漠里了
No, it was murdered in the desert.
不是被人谋杀于沙漠中
If something's murdered in the desert,
如果有东西被人杀死在沙漠中
can it come back to life?
它还能复活吗
No more Nyquil. No more.
别再乱吃药了真不能吃了
Your Honor, I just want you to know,
法官大人我想让你知道
I'm on your team.
我全力支持你
Between us chickens,
说句悄悄话
I sometimes don't get down every word in here,
有时候我记不下来所有的证词
but when I heard you might break that record,
但当我听说你要准备破纪录
I popped, like, six Sudafeds,
我吞了6片速达菲
so I am ready to go.
我已经准备好了
Okay, well, that's good to know.
很好很好
Ready to go!
准备好啦
Your Honor, the plaintiffs live in a retirement home,
法官大人原告们住在退休疗养院里
and they are suing to
他们想通过起诉
shut down the strip club that opened two doors down.
关停旁边的脱衣舞俱乐部
On what grounds?
出于什么理由
Well, it's a Lutheran home, and they hold daily prayer services,
那是个信仰路德教的疗养院他们每天都要祷告
and so they get the same protections as a church.
所以他们应该像教堂那样被保护
And as a church, the law says
作为教堂法律规定
that strip club can't operate within 1,000 feet of them.
脱衣舞俱乐部不能开在其附近1000英尺内
We're good down here. Go, go, go.
都记下来了继续继续
Pretty straightforward, Tom.
案情已经挺明确了汤姆
Why don't you go ahead and call your first witness?
你何不传唤第一位证人呢
Yes.
好的
We call the Reverend Walter Jensen.
请求传唤沃特·詹森牧师
Oh, boy.
老天
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
动作快点快快快
Whenever you're ready.
不要急
Yeah, no, no, take your time.
慢慢来
Come on!
快点啊
All right, touchdown.
好了触地得分
All right, well, raise your right hand.
请抬起你的右手
Do you swear Hold it.
你是否宣誓等等
If it's all the same to you,
如果你没意见的话
I'd prefer to use my own bible.
我想用我自己的圣经
That's fine. Go ahead.
没关系去拿吧
Criminy. It's back at the table.
老天它在桌子上
Okay, yeah. Where is it?
好的在哪里
Let me grab it.
我来拿
No, no, it'll be quicker if I get it.
不不还是我去拿比较快
Tedward, just get I know right where it is.
泰沃德快去拿我知道放在哪里
There we go, there we go. There we go.
加油加油加油
There we go.
加油