爆笑女警（2016）

Alhambra!
阿罕布拉
We are Boypocalypse Wow!
我们是末日惊喜男孩
We are back!
我们回来了
And better than ever!
还比以往更强大
And here's the one that started it all.
先来一首热身的
"Young, Fast, and Firm."
先来首 "年轻 敏捷与强悍" 吧
♪ I'm ♪
♪ 我 ♪
♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪
♪ 既年轻又敏捷且强悍 ♪
♪ Ooh, girl, you make my mind go crazy ♪
♪ 噢 女孩们都让我热血沸腾 ♪
♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪
♪ 年轻 敏捷 强悍 ♪
♪ Yes, I'm sexy for you, baby ♪
♪ 来吧 只为你狂野 宝贝 ♪
♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪
♪ 年轻 敏捷 强悍 ♪
♪ Can't you see all three? ♪
♪ 你没看见吗 ♪
♪ Yes, I'm ♪
♪ 是的 我 ♪
♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪
♪ 既年轻又敏捷且强悍 ♪
♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ 噢 噢 噢 噢 ♪
♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪
♪ 年轻 敏捷 强悍 ♪
♪ Baby, baby, won't you open your eyes? ♪
♪ 甜心 为何不睁开你的眼睛 ♪
♪ Tell me what you really inside ♪
♪ 把你的心事都一一告知 ♪
Oh, my God!
噢 天哪
Oh, my God!
噢 天哪
Where's Tribeca?
翠贝卡呢
She had to take a personal day.
她请假了
We get personal days?
我们还能请假
I came in when I had meningitis.
我得脑膜炎都来上班了
Damn. Boypocalypse Wow.
好家伙 末日惊喜男孩
I always looked up to Denarius.
我总是很敬仰迪纳厄斯
I figured if a black kid from the suburbs
一个来自郊区的黑人小孩
can be pressured by a creepy manager into joining a boy band,
能在经理人训练下进身乐坛
so can I.
那我也行
Uh, listen, don't leave me alone with Scholls.
听着 别让我和休尔斯独处
She's still a little bitter about the breakup
她还在为我们分手的事情抓狂
and the whole lying about the baby we were raising together thing.
还为着宝宝生母的事而难过
I'm sorry, what?
不好意思 说啥
Never mind.
别在意
Scholls, what we looking at?
休尔斯 我们在查什么
P.T. Cruiser, Boypocalypse Wow's bad boy.
P.T.克鲁兹 末日惊喜男孩中的坏男孩
His t-shirt cannon malfunctioned,
他的T恤大炮发生故障
leaving a fatal amount of space between his head and his body.
以致大炮把他的头射飞了
So, where's the head?
那头在哪
On eBay. There was no "Buy It Now" option,
在拍卖♥♥网上 只能竞投不能直购
so we're bidding on it. Fingers crossed.
我们都在投标了 希望能抢到
Was this an accident?
这纯属意外吗
Absolutely not.
当然不是
Hi. Jack Pfoopa.
嗨 杰克·弗波
Manager of Boypocalypse Wow, Boysters on the Half-Shell,
末日惊喜男孩的经理人 同时是男耗乐队和
and Sir Ian McKellen.
伊恩·麦克连爵士磁力王的经理人
So, you're saying you don't think this was an accident?
所以你觉得这并不是意外喔
We've done this routine 800 times.
我们演出无数 并不是每次都
The boys do their moves, the girls scream bloody murder,
男生台上跳着舞 女生在台下惊叫谋杀
I get my 80%, I go home to my parrots.
我拿我所赚的钱 回家养老
No, if something went wrong,
所以 若有什么差错
somebody wanted this to go wrong.
一定是人为的 不会纯属意外
He's right.
他说得对
The firing mechanism on the t-shirt cannon
T恤大炮的发射器
was tampered with,
被动过手脚
so even if P.T. didn't look straight down the barrel,
所以即使死者并不是把枪对着自己 结果都一样
his tips were frosted the moment he stepped onstage.
他从上台那一刻起 死命已定
All right, I'll talk to the band.
好了 我会和乐队谈谈的
Tanner, canvass the audience and production crew,
特纳 仔细问问观众和剧组
and Scholls, return my copy of "Total Recall"
休尔斯 把借你的书 还我
and stop texting me after midnight.
还有别在大半夜发短♥信♥给我了
Let me get this straight. So you're Skylar, the pretty one;
让我搞清楚 你是斯凯拉 颜值高
Chad, the fat one...
查得 体重牌
Funny. Funny one.
是幽默感高啊
Funny one.
幽默感高
Denarius, the ethnic one.
迪纳厄斯 黑人至高
Man... life's so precious.
天... 人生几何
You think you're gonna have your head on your body
当你觉觉你能一辈子
your entire life, and then... snap!...
有头有脸 但一个不小心
everything changes.
从此不再一样
How are things internally within the band? Any friction?
乐队内部怎么样 有什么摩擦吗
Oh, we get along great.
哦 我们很合得来
I mean, we've been together so long,
我是说我们在一起这么久了
we finish each other's...
我们还搞了...
Did P.T. have any personal problems?
死者生前有什么烦恼吗
He was the bad boy. Bad boys have problems.
他是坏男孩啊 坏男孩总是烦恼多多
That's why he wrote the song "Bad Boys Have...Pro-o-o-o-blems"
所以他写下这歌♥ "坏男孩烦恼多多"
After him and Lori Loughlin broke up,
自从他和洛莉·拉芙林分手后
he made a few bad Beanie Baby investments
他投资了几次宝宝公仔
and then hit hard times.
每次都空手而回
I hear that.
我懂的
I got a garage full of pogs I can't unload.
我整个车♥库♥都是卖♥♥不出的纸牌游戏
But all we can do is keep going.
但我们只能一直勇往直前
I mean, what we gonna do? Have a funeral?
不然还能干嘛 举♥行♥葬礼悼念他吗
Mind if I look at this stuff? Knock yourself out.
我能四处看看吗 随便
Are all these from your fans?
这些都是粉丝送的吗
Boypocalypse Wow has the best fans in the world.
末日惊喜男孩的粉丝 是全世界最好的
Who's Fran Tabuto?
谁是弗兰·蒂普欧
She's our number-one fan.
她是我们的头号♥粉丝
She's been to every concert, all the mall openings,
她每次演唱会 每次开幕演出都有出席
a few dentist appointments, one shower.
还包括几次牙医会诊 就连洗澡也跟着
She's harmless.
不过她没恶意的
Seems like P.T. was her favorite.
看来P.T是她的最爱
"If I can't have you, no one will.
若我不能拥有你 其他人也不能
Marry me or die. XO, Fran."
娶我或去死 爱你的弗兰
Do you guys mind if I have this?
可以把这个给我吗
Sure. Thanks.
拿去吧 谢谢
Name, prisoner's name. Reason for visit.
姓名 囚犯姓名 探视事由
Detective Tribeca, Diane Duran.
翠贝卡警探 探视戴安·杜兰
"Seeking answers about the location of a former boyfriend
理由是 "找出前男友的所在地
I believed to be dead but is actually alive
尽管他应该已身亡 但实际上还活着
and part of an elaborate conspiracy
而这应是精心策划的阴谋一部分
of which I've only scratched the scarface."
然而我只是对这场阴谋略懂一二"
Surface.
略懂一二
Stall 4.
她在第四间
You dirty rat. I want my money.
你个叛徒 快把钱还我
You're gonna give it to me. It's my money.
是我的才对 快给我
No, no. I'm a detective with the LAPD.
不 不 我是洛杉矶警♥察♥局的卧底警探啊
I'll take a look at it.
我会帮你追查一下的
Tribeca.
翠贝卡
I never thought I'd see you again.
没想到我还能再见到你
Would you care for a glass of pinot?
想要杯加州葡萄酒吗
It's from the vineyard in my toilet.
是我在厕所里酿的酒
Sergeant Pepper.
佩珀警官
I know he's still alive.
我知道他还活着的
I don't know what you're talking about.
我不懂你说啥
Yes, you do.
你懂的
Tell me where to find him.
快告诉我他到底在哪
You don't find him. He finds you.
你是找不了他的 他自然会来找你
Damn it, Duran! You give me his exact loc...
可恶 杜兰 你快供出准确地址
Hold on a second. I'm getting another call.
等一下 有人打进来
Hello? Okay.
你好 好的
All right, give me a minute.
好吧 再给我一分钟
I have to take this,
我得接这电♥话♥
but if you're serious about finding Pepper,
但若你真的想找佩珀
he'll meet you here.
他会到这里见你
But only go if you're serious
但唯一见他的方法
about knowing what the world really is.
就是你认清这世界的丑恶
Thank you for holding.
谢谢你的耐心等待喔