超人（2025）

但是
But
我不能丢下它
I can't abandon it
它肯定吓坏了
It must be terrified
我爱你 露易丝
I love you, Louise
抱歉 拖到现在才告诉你
Sorry for waiting this long to tell you
有必要这样吗
Was it really necessary?
我都过来自首了
I've already come to turn myself in
不用读米兰达权利吗
Don't you have to read the Miranda rights?
美国法律规定
U.S. law states
那些权利不适用于外星生物
those rights do not apply to extraterrestrials
所以现阶段来说你没有任何权利
So at this stage, you have no rights
考虑到你的能力
Considering your abilities
政♥府♥已经下令将关押审问你的事宜
the government has ordered that your detention and interrogation
全权交给星球守卫者
be fully entrusted to the Planet Guardians
星球守卫者
Planet Guardians
对不住了
Sorry about that
(歌♥词大意) 让你的怀抱 就像太阳一样温暖
(Lyrics meaning) Let your embrace be as warm as the sun
♪给我快乐 给我阳光 给我爱♪
♪Give me joy, give me sunshine, give me love♪
♪用你的微笑 带给我阳光♪
♪With your smile, bring me sunshine♪
♪从天空上 带给我彩虹♪
♪From the sky, bring me a rainbow♪
♪人生苦短 不如尽情享受快乐♪
♪Life is short, so let's fully enjoy happiness♪
♪只要有一缕阳光 我们就会满足♪
♪As long as there's a ray of sunshine, we'll be content♪
♪不要烦恼 放松心情♪
♪Don't worry, just relax your mind♪
♪放声唱出 快乐之歌♥♪
♪Sing out loud the song of happiness♪
我们又见面了 真是荣幸
We meet again, it's truly an honor
卢瑟
Luthor
你怎么像变♥态♥一样总缠着我
Why do you keep pestering me like a weirdo?
别担心 我对火星帅哥没兴趣
Don't worry, I'm not interested in Martian hotties
是氪星
It's Krypton
都一样
Same difference
这是哪儿
Where is this?
口袋宇宙
Pocket universe
我用卢瑟集团的巨型对撞机
I used Luthor Corp's giant collider
重现了宇宙大爆♥炸♥
To recreate the Big Bang
在两个宇宙间撕开一个小洞 也就是这里
Tore a small hole between two universes—right here
全球各地都设有维度传送门
Dimension portals are set up all over the world
方便我随时来口袋宇宙
So I can come to the Pocket Universe anytime
这是雷克斯
This is Lex
他也是超人类 被称为元素♥人♥
He’s also a metahuman, known as an Element Man
我特意请他过来帮我一个小忙
I specifically asked him to help me with a small favor
他能变形成任何已知的物质
He can transform into any known substance
甚至可以变成 外太空的物质
He can even become materials from outer space
比如说
For example
氪石
Kryptonite
突发新闻 博拉维亚军队向贾汉普边境前进
Breaking news: Boravia’s army is advancing toward the Jahamp border
瓦西尔·古尔科斯再次派兵
Vasily Gurkos has sent troops again
前往贾汉普边境
Heading to the Jahamp border
超人刚被抓没多久
Superman was captured not long ago
博拉维亚就想要搞事了
And Boravia is already trying to stir up trouble
国际版
International edition
你说呢
What do you think?
什么
What
抱歉 我刚在研究
Sorry, I was just researching
莱克斯·卢瑟和这件事有什么联♥系♥
What does Lex Luthor have to do with this
更好的世界
A better world
那还用说吗
Isn't that obvious
卢瑟卖♥♥武器给博拉维亚 让两国开战
Luthor sells weapons to Bolaravia to start a war between the two countries
他就能狂卖♥♥军♥火♥赚更多钱
That way, he can sell tons of arms and make more money
不对
That's not right
不对吗
Not right?
不对
No
我在博达银行有线人
I have a source inside Boda Bank
他调查过卢瑟集团
He investigated the Luthor Group
和博拉维亚之间的交易
And their deals with Bolaravia
卢瑟集团确实出♥售♥了
The Luthor Group did sell
将近800亿美元的军♥火♥
Nearly 80 billion dollars worth of arms
但你猜怎么着
But guess what
博拉维亚只支付了16.25亿美元
Bolavia only paid 1.625 billion dollars
卢瑟白送他们武器 为什么
Luthor gave them weapons for free. Why?
肯定有什么理由
There must be a reason
让他愿意亏损783.75亿美元
That made him willing to lose 78.375 billion dollars
你知道超人被关在哪里吗
Do you know where Superman is being held?
政♥府♥的人都不肯说
The government won’t say
这样看来 卢瑟设法囚禁超人
It seems Luthor managed to imprison Superman
是为了让他无法阻止对贾汉普的侵略
To keep him from stopping the invasion of Jahump
为什么
Why?
露易丝 你糖放太多了
Lois, you put in too much sugar
我们摇滚青年就要放致死量
We rock kids need a lethal dose
这咖啡还是苦得要命
This coffee is still bitter as hell
天啊
Oh my god
变异脚趾
Mutant toe
别这么渣 吉米 做个人行不行
Don't be such a jerk, Jimmy. Can you just be a decent person?
超人被卢瑟关进了口袋宇宙
Superman was trapped in the pocket universe by Luthor
什么东西
What is that?
不知道 我的线人也不知道那是什么
I don't know. My informant doesn't know what it is either
那家伙基本上什么也不懂
That guy basically knows nothing
不过 超人肯定在口袋宇宙
But Superman is definitely in the pocket universe
是哪个线人
Which informant is it?
我不能说
I can't say
不过 你欠我人情
But you owe me a favor
大人情
A big favor
说真的
Honestly
为这件事我牺牲了太多
I've sacrificed too much over this
你太棒了
You're amazing
吉米·奥尔森 爱你哦
Jimmy Olsen loves you
我也爱你
I love you too
嗨 想不想见面
Hi, do you want to meet up?
这些猴子机器人是我的网络水军
These monkey bots are my online trolls
负责没日没夜地抹黑你
They're working around the clock to smear you
原来超烂人是它们写的
So those awful posts were written by them
只有脑残才会继续粉超人
Only idiots would keep supporting that jerk
那个超烂人想杀光地球人
That terrible guy wants to wipe out all humans
秘密后宫
Secret harem
小氪
Little Kr
怎么才能困住超级小狗
How can we trap the super puppy?
让它去追超级松鼠就好了
Just let it chase the super squirrel
我们正在研究它
We're studying it
等研究完 就该跟它拜拜了
Once we're done, it's time to say goodbye to it
它会死得很痛苦
It will die painfully
卢瑟先生 求你了 我保证
Mr. Loser, please, I promise
你现在看到的 是我的私人监狱
What you see now is my private prison
大部分牢房♥都租借给了政♥府♥
Most of the cells are rented out to the government
专门用来关押
They are specifically used to detain Rex, look who this is
那些喜欢批评抹黑政♥府♥的暴民
those rioters who like to criticize and smear the government
其他牢房♥关的是我的仇人
The other cells hold my enemies
比如弗勒莱特 写了关于我的小作文
For example, Fleuret, who wrote a little essay about me
我最讨厌分手了还放不下的前女友
I hate ex-girlfriends who can't let go after a breakup the most
你说这些是因为
You say all this because
因为我不打算放你出去
I don't plan to let you out
没错
That's right
要我说 应该直接干掉你
If you ask me, you should be taken out immediately
但政♥府♥那边有些问题想问你
But the government has some questions they want to ask you
雷克斯 看看这是谁
雷克斯 看看这是谁
你最好别让超人跑了
You better not let Superman escape
不然小约瑟夫也会不开心哦
Otherwise, little Joseph won't be happy either
明天我再过来审问超人
I'll come back tomorrow to interrogate Superman
小帅哥
Hey, handsome
来认识一下
Come and meet
伊芙
Eve
抱歉叫你来这里
Sorry to call you here