超人（2025）

她当过特种兵
She used to be a special forces soldier
而现在我往她的血液里
And now, I've injected her bloodstream with
植入了无数的纳米机器人
countless nanobots
她可以用机器人随意变出 任何机械
She can use the bots to create any machine at will
当然了 还有我的精英武装飞行力量
Of course, plus my elite armed flying squad
天爪小队
The Sky Claw team
组合在一起
Together
就是一个超强战团 叫做
they form a powerful combat unit called
卢瑟先生
Mr. Luther
星球守卫者
The Planet Guardians
星球守卫者
The Planet Guardians
他们有能力消除一切来自外星的威胁
They have the power to eliminate all alien threats
这么说你想让国防部
So you're saying you want the Defense Department
莫利部长
Minister Morley
雇佣这些超人类 去搞定那个氪星人
Hire these metahumans to deal with that Kryptonian
鉴于超人最近暴♥力♥袭击了美国的盟友
Given Superman's recent violent attacks on America's allies
我想这个方案值得考虑
I think this plan is worth considering
大超阻止了战争
The Big Superman stopped the war
弗莱格将军
General Flagg
他很天真 但他是好心
He's naive, but well-intentioned
可是一条失控的消防水管
But he's like a runaway fire hose
真的能用来救火吗
Can it really be used to put out fires?
弗莱格将军
General Flagg
我只会当心让水别溅到我身上
I'll just be careful not to get splashed
卢瑟先生
Mr. Luthor
亲切和蔼的克劳利主任
Kind and gentle Director Crowley
过去两年中
Over the past two years
博拉维亚已经向你们卢瑟集团
Boravia has already provided your Luthor Group
购买♥♥了总价超过800亿美元的武器
They purchased weapons worth over 80 billion dollars
所以呢
So what?
所以如果博拉维亚和贾汉普开战
So if Bolavia and Jahanpu go to war
获利最大的就是你
the biggest winner would be you
让我猜猜
Let me guess
有了超人在中间碍事
Having Superman in the middle is a problem
生意就不好做了对吗
making business difficult, right?
等地球人死光了
Once all the Earthlings are dead
生意才是真不好做
that's when business really gets tough
要是继续放任氪星人胡作非为
If we keep letting the Kryptonians run wild
我看离这一天也就不远了
I think that day isn't far off
你的意思是 要囚禁所有超人类
You mean to imprison all superhumans
其他超人类不会像他那样
and the other superhumans won't be like him
脑子一热就去干涉外交事务
acting impulsively to interfere in foreign affairs
他们也没有擅自
They also haven't taken it upon themselves to
我已经有证据了
I already have the evidence
超人在南极造了一个秘密堡垒
Superman built a secret fortress in Antarctica
起码违反了12条国际条约
He has violated at least 12 international treaties
而且他们不是外星人
And they are not aliens
有这些理由
With these reasons
难道还不够让星球守卫者行动起来吗
Isn't that enough to make the planetary guardians take action?
至少把超人带回来问个话吧
At least bring Superman back for questioning
说实话我也不愿意
To be honest, I don't want to either
让一个具有如此高危险性的外星生物
Letting such a highly dangerous alien creature
到处活动
roam freely
可舆♥论♥怎么办
But what about public opinion?
超人很受欢迎的
Superman is very popular
我看网上的评论
I checked the online comments
他的人气越来越低了
His popularity is dropping
泰勒司法部长
Attorney General Taylor
万一你们没能制♥服♥他
If you fail to subdue him
风险会更高
the risk will be even greater
我向您保证 部长 一定能制♥服♥他
I assure you, Minister, he will be subdued
对 他们有杀手锏
Yes, they have a trump card
叫氪石还是什么的
It's called kryptonite or something
就是叫氪石
It's exactly called kryptonite
这东西能杀掉他
This stuff can kill him
据我所知 地球上已经没有氪石了
As far as I know, there's no kryptonite left on Earth
关于这一点 我也有办法
I have a solution for that too
这些都无关紧要 莱克斯
None of that matters, Lex
国防部不会行动
The Department of Defense won't act
除非你能证明超人图谋不轨
unless you can prove Superman has ill intentions
你在这儿干什么
What are you doing here?
三个月前我们第一次约会
We had our first date three months ago
所以呢 为了庆祝
So, to celebrate
我正在做你最爱吃的
I'm making your favorite dish
早餐
Breakfast
当晚餐
For dinner
那是你最爱吃的
That's what you love to eat
你喜欢早餐
You like breakfast
对 我喜欢早上吃
Yes, I like eating it in the morning
是你喜欢晚上吃
But you prefer eating it at night
怎么了
What's wrong?
今天你真逗
You're really funny today
什么
What?
你在办公室跟我抬杠 太搞笑了
You argued with me in the office. It was hilarious
说我文章写得不行
You said my article wasn't good
吉米还信了
And Jimmy actually believed it
我说的是真心话 克拉克
I'm telling the truth, Clark
你总是这样采访自己
You always interview yourself like that
早晚有一天别人会发现的
Sooner or later, someone will find out
可我有眼镜
But I have glasses
戴个眼镜也瞒不了多久的 而且
Wearing glasses won't hide it for long, and besides
你这样自问自答
You asking and answering yourself like this
其实也很不合理
is actually quite unreasonable
你提前就知道要回答什么问题
You already know in advance what questions to answer
那你来采访我
Then you come to interview me
那你就要更不高兴了
you'll be even more upset
不会的 我很有媒体经验
No, I have plenty of media experience
你问什么问题我都能应对
I can handle whatever questions you ask
你这话是认真的吗
Are you serious about that?
是啊
Yeah
你愿意作为超人接受我采访
You're willing to be interviewed as Superman
当然
Of course
那来吧
Then let's do it
正在录音
Recording now
好了吗
Are you ready?
来吧 大记者
Go ahead, big reporter
超人
Superman
莱恩小姐
Miss Lane
最近 你受到了很多批评和质疑
Lately, you've faced a lot of criticism and doubt
也没有很多吧 我
Not that much, I think
的确有很多
There really has been a lot
今天国防部长还说
Today, the Defense Secretary said
会调查你在博拉维亚的行动
they will investigate your actions in Bolavia
这很好笑吗
Is that supposed to be funny?
也不是真的好笑 只是
It's not really funny, just that
我的行为是公开的
my actions were public
我阻止了战争
I stopped a war
也许吧
Maybe so
不是也许 是真的
It's not maybe, it's real
好吧 怎么阻止的
Alright, how did you stop it?
是这样 博拉维亚要攻打贾汉普
Here's the thing, Boravia was going to attack Jahamp
而我去告诉他们这样做不对
And I went to tell them it was wrong
然后呢
Then what?
然后 我砸烂了几辆坦克
Then, I smashed a few tanks
几架飞机还有一些别的
A few planes and some other stuff too
没有重大伤亡 只有人受轻伤
No major casualties, just some minor injuries
你是不是还接触了博拉维亚总统
Did you also get in touch with the Boravian president?
瓦西尔·古尔科斯
Vasil Gurkos
接触了一点点
Just a little bit
一点点是多少
How much is 'a little bit'?